FanFic Writers,
Listen, I know how amazingly attractive, funny, sexy, and witty I am, but that doesn't mean you can pair me with EVERY girl in the flock. Max, Angel, and Nudge; I understand you must be overwhelmed with joy to be deemed worthy of me by the FanFic community, but I need to tell the writers that Ella's my girl. No one else, in actuality, is anywhere near my standards.
-Iggy
