the plot bunnies in my brain must be mating cause I just thought of this and had to write it...


Damn You, Moffat

Tony walked into Stark tower. He had a long day fighting a random villain. To tell you the truth it was getting tiresome.

He decided to go ahead and watch some tv to rest a little while. As he walked up to the living room he heard the tv on.

Tony was puzzled. He definitely turned that off... Well... Jarvis did. He opened the door slowly. Someone appeared to be sitting on the couch.

He tried to think of anyone that would come into his house to do so.

Tony was interrupted by that thought when the man in question shouted at the tv.

"YOU HAVE TO STOP KILLING RORY! DAMN YOU MOFFAT!"

Tony froze. He knew that voice anywhere.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Tony yelled at the god of mischief.

Loki glanced up momentarily at Tony. "Jarvis? Where was your warning?"

"I apologize Master Loki. I was distracted by Rory's almost death experience again. I shall make sure this never happens again." The posh British accent of Jarivs sounded out.

Tony stood there shell shocked. "What do you mean Jarvis? You have been letting Loki in to watch Doctor Who?"

There was an awkward silence for another couple of seconds.

"I need someone to talk to about Moffat's tendency to cause my systems to go haywire. I believe I attempted to tell you about it, Sir, but you brushed it off." Jarvis responded.

"What do you mean it messes with your system! YOU ARE A COMPUTER." Tony yelled at his AI. "And you! Why are you allowing this!?" Tony pointed an accusing finger at Loki.

"I also needed someone to talk to about Doctor Who. It is a very aggravating show." Loki replied in a nonchalant way. "Plus, I do not have cable at my home. Here I can watch it for free."

Tony face palmed. "You come to my house to watch Doctor Who... for free."

Loki rolled his eyes, "What do you expect. I am cheap when it comes to entertainment."

"I need a drink." Tony said heading for the direction of his bar.

Loki looked back at the tv. "The Doctor has to save Rory. He has let him die to many times for him not to succeed." Loki told the AI.

"I have to agree. Moffat has been known to put in some twist. Perhaps, The Doctor has something up his sleeve." Jarvis would have been nodding his head if he were real.

"I can't believe this is happening. I have to be dreaming." Tony murmured as he downed a shot of vodka.

Loki and Jarvis continued to converse about the episode for another 20 minutes before the show ended. Loki stood and stretched.

"Are you finally leaving my house?" Tony questioned.

"Until next weekend, Mr. Stark." Loki looked over at the man.

"What do you mean next weekend?" Tony asked exasperated.

Loki gave him an odd look. "There shall be a new episode next weekend. I can not watch it with out my Doctor Who friend."

"Doctor Who friend?" Tony managed out.

"Why Jarvis of course." Loki told him obviously. "I thank you for allowing me into your home."

"I didn't!" Tony yelled out.

"I was not referring to you." Loki explained.

"Indeed, sir. Until next time, Master Loki." Jarvis told the god.

With that Loki disappeared from Tony's sight. The man of iron stood there still shocked at what he had learned that night.

"Jarvis... You are so grounded." Tony then walked towards his bedroom for a good nights sleep.


EHEHEH I had fun with it XD