She wasn't sure who she was looking at.

The figure in front of her wore a black leather jacket atop black combat pants and boots, and had dark eyes that flashed fiercely in the light. His face was twisted in some form like Antonio Carriedo's from his pirate days, but somehow much more human. His hair was also curlier, reminding her of that guy people spazzed over – wasn't his name Benedick Cuminabatch? She wasn't sure and then she was swept up by his slender and strong arms and screamed as they jumped over the balcony.

"Are you trying to imitate Madame Butterfly or is that just a hot Asian lady tied to a London lamp-post?" Jam asked the two women, one nonchalantly leaning on another London lamppost, the other tightening the knots strapping the women to the lamp.

"He got Glitter-high and attacked us, so I shot him!" Meringue cheerfully sang, as she smoothed lipstick over the woman's lips. She had brown hair and green eyes, and bore a striking resemblance to Molly Hooper. Her companion Baklava, the one leaning against the lamppost, looked more like Sally Donovan, with dark skin, bushy black hair, and piercing, hawk-like dark eyes.

"Who's that girl on your shoulder?" Baklava, straight to the point, queried. The girl in question mumbled, "Waffles are weird," turned, and stilled.

"Jennifer Chang," The two women turned to look at her, shocked, "well, a parallel- world one. She can serve as a main character until we find the Jennifer Chang of the world."

"Understood. We should tell her this, so she gets with the program. But, once she's established as main character of the de-Glitterfied areas, we can start increasing our territory." Baklava stared at the bright colors of the castiel, outside of their homebase.

"Alright," Jam gingerly placed the young woman onto the ground and then meandered to the other Asian woman tied to the lamp post. He stroked her cheek softly, as she stirred slowly awake. Her lips were slightly ajar, as if waiting for a tongue to stroke her tonsils.

Well, that tongue would be his, once she woke up, of course.

Her eyes slowly opened.

"Hey, cutie." Baklava swore she almost saw a heart trail after the last words.

She turned to the woman on the ground and asked, "So, what should we do with a girl and an idiot who can't even fight?"

Meringue smiled, "I have the greatest idea! It's –"

She was interrupted by Jam getting kneed in the balls.

OMG WQUT AREe u doin 12 my storei i sed as i flood about teh castiel through teh wallz n everythin teh ackers frum teh ppCz were totally ruining mah buutiful story

shut up mry su dey sed and dere wuz this inbizible forse feriled dat i cudlnt get trhu so I screemed and crid and used my lazr beem eyez but dere wuz nothin i cud do

teh ppcs laffed at me

i saw another jenifur chng w/ dem. she quz ugly but somehow lezz ugly dan de otter one i saw urlier

i quz soooo confusded

Jennifer woke up to the sound of an ear-piercing scream. Where am I?

"Hello, sweetie!" A young woman squealed, "I'm Meringue!"

"I'm-" What happened? Everything was so glittery, except for the floor. Even with the barrier, its sparkle still shown through almost blinding her.

"We already know who you are. Meringue, quit wasting time."

"Got it, Baka!" The older woman rolled her eyes.

"I'm Baklava. Get those two lovebirds over here. We need to explain our game plan."

i lisend in2 teh ppcs storeh but how dey found ihaf after wandering all ovah teh plaze and running frum mry sus WHICH I AM NOT THANKZ

IM NUT A MRY SU

I HAFF FLAWZ

LIKE

IM 2 BEAUTIFUL, SO BUTIFUL IT QUZ A CURSS

AND

I DUN LIEK MATH MATHS FOR LUUUZERS

NEWAYS

i hurd terribull nooz

dey thot I wuz a danger 2 deyr univerzz and dey wur gonna kill me or smth

but first dey had 2 do sumthin calld degliterfy

and i quz confussed and sacred b/c i had no ida wut dey wurr takin bout

"mogene dearie" sed hughie az he walked up2 me "i must go for a bit"

"dunt talk 2 daty tackara bitch k shes a slut" i sed, winking at him suggestiffly "nd hav fun w/ allen k"

"i knoo u betta be safe cuz yur more preshus 2 me dan da one ring wuz 2 gollum" he sed

i lookd at teh ppcs and suddnly i quz scarrd again

"hugi don't go I dun wan loss u leik workbitu chan" i sed

he smild at me "dunt worri ill neva b cabpture bi dem k"

i laffed "ilu 2 hugie" i sed as i hugged him "b saffe"

"k" he sed and lefft.