How come no one will review my stories? I mean I only have 8 right now. Sheesh, people.
CHARACTERS:
Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.
Lord Monochromicorn—Prince Gumball's loyal companion and Cake's boyfriend. He is completely black with a long, gray mane, entirely different from Lady Rainicorn's multicolor scheme. He is more horse-like compared to Lady Rainicorn, although he still has a horn. He can also open black holes and fly. He speaks in Morse code, much like how Rainicorn speaks Korean. He can also neigh, despite him speaking in Morse. Lady Ranicorn has said that she flies by using light and "dancing" on it. However, Monochromicorn is black, which would mean he would absorb light. Lord Monochromicorn resembles a horse and a moonbow, a rainbow seen at night.
Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister. It is shown that as a Lumpy Space girl, she is about 3 feet tall. The top of her has two long white lumps like her hat. The bottom of her is the same as her skirt. She has a small mass of yellow for her small piece of hair.
Tyler—is one of Cake's friends (possibly an enemy now) and Fionna's enemy. Though she was confused to be a boy, she is a girl. She wears a red turtleneck sweater and long denim jeans with sandals. She has teal eyes and a nose, as well as single earing on her left ear.
MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE
"Come here, ya smelly old mutt!" Cake yelled, running after Chemistry Dog while swinging around her Morningstar-shaped hand.
Chemistry Dog took out a green chemical from her pocket and threw it at Cake, engulfing her in a cloud of smoke. Once she emerged, she yelped when she saw that she had been transformed into a coffee-colored bumble bee. Chemistry Dog chased after her as she flew quickly away.
"Fifi, help me!"
"Don't worry!" Fionna replied, slashing away Land Whale's iron flipper from her leg. "Her charms never last long!" She kicked Land Whale in the face, sending her stumbling backwards, and slammed her ruby sword into Chemistry Dog's face, making her disorientated.
"Who are this hubs? This is the best fight I've seen in a long time!"
"Yeah. I can't believe you've never met them. They come every day at three o'clock sharp."
Cake was engulfed in the cloud of smoke once again and returned back to her fluffy-tailed-cat form. "I guess I meet Lord Monochromicorn at three o'clock sharp. Oh flipping fur faeries, I'm late!" She ran off to her yellow bike.
"You should really stay, Cake. Every day at four, I cut off Land Whale's iron flipper, and it grows back twice as big the next day!"
"Aw, that sounds great, Fi," Cake sighed, picking up a nearby purple plum from a tree and putting it gingerly into the bike's basket. "I really do want to stay and fight these creeps, but I also want to hang out with my boyfriend."
"Boo."
"I should be going," Cake sighed disappointedly, and peddled down the grassy hill. "I'll see you later, Fifi!"
"Later, Cupcake!" Fionna called back, and jumped back onto Land Whale's head, brandishing her ruby sword.
Cake took one last sad look at her sister as she dodged Chemistry Dog's Slow-Mo charm and punched her in the face. She gave a despaired groan.
Later, Cake arrived at Lord Monochromicorn's house, which was more like a black observatory-dome, and ran inside to the roof, where she found him sitting there, watching the sun set. "Sorry! Fifi and I were battling this weird Land Whale and Chemistry Dog. Anyway, I'm here now, Mo-Chro. I and brought you half a plum!" She took the plum out of her fur and peeled it with her claws. She split it in half and gave one half of it to Lord Monochromicorn.
Lord Monochromicorn hit the surface of the dome four times and scraped it once.
He shot a pearly beam from his horn and aimed it at a tree. The tree's green leaves turned to its anti-color, neon pink, while the brownish bark became a medium-teal color. Lord Monochromicorn had the power to turn anything's color into its opposite color.
"Do something with the river!" Cake said, pointing down to the small stream below.
Lord Monochromicorn aimed at the dark blue waters of the stream, turning it bright yellow.
Cake laughed. "That's really nice."
Lord Monochromicorn yawned. He patted the ground three times.
"Hit the hay?" Cake yelped. "But we were going to play our dulcimers!"
Lord Monochromicorn patted the ground and kissed her forehead.
Cake sighed. "Yeah; I should have come earlier."
With a farewell, Lord Monochromicorn descended inside.
Cake sighed once again. "Goodnight."
Cake peddled her way home with a weak heart and cold dulcimer. As she began riding through the small canopy of trees, a small pink worm with a bowtie came out of her dulcimer. "Hey, Cake."
"Oh. Hi, Sheldon."
"Why are you looking so gloomy today, eh?"
Cake huffed.
"No response, huh? Guess you're good." He descended back into his home.
"I'm fed up, Sheldon!"
"Huh?"
"Whenever I hang out with Lord Monochromicorn—whoa!" She paused to steady her bike. "I miss out on fun time with Fionna—ah!—and then when I hang out with Fionna, I miss out on Lord Monochromicorn! AH!"
With a final swerve, Cake collided with a oak tree, her head stuck into its trunk and her bike upside down.
"Hey Cake," Sheldon said, crawling out of the dulcimer. "Why don't you just hang out with them at the same time?"
"And then I won't miss anything!" Cake's muffled voice said form inside the tree. She pulled her head out, revealing a freaked-out chipmunk clinging fearfully to her head. "Thanks, Sheldon!"
The next day, Cake invited Lord Monochromicorn and Fionna to the Evil Elves vs. the Tedious Trolls Combat Brawl with front-row seats. The Brawl was where there were two teams, with 30 players each, and the teams could either use weapons, magic, or hand-to-hand combat to take out the other team until there was only one standing.
"This is great." Cake sighed as one of the Trolls pummeled an Elf. "This is great, isn't it?"
"Yeah." Fionna agreed. She had bought a Evil Elves T-shirt for the match that cost 15 dollops.
"Isn't it?" Cake asked Lord Monochromicorn.
Lord Monochromicorn patted the ground four times and scraped it once as the Elves managed to take out a Troll with a Knock-Out Charm.
Cake laughed.
"What? What did he say?" Fionna asked excitedly.
"He said he also thinks it's great."
"Oh."
"Yup."
So far, the Elves had 25 players and the Trolls had 23 players due to one of the Elves' charms knocking out two Trolls.
Cake decided to break the ice. "Hey! Did you guys know that ya'll are the funniest people I know?"
"We are?"
"Yeah. Do you guys have a joke?"
"I have a joke!" Fionna said excitedly. "Ok! So what do you get when you cross a giant with a mouse?"
Lord Monochromicorn patted the ground five times and scraped it once.
"Did he guess?"
Cake hesitated. "Uh…no…he did not…he didn't…"
There was an awkward silence as the Trolls took out another Elf with a battle ax.
Lord Monochromicorn hit the ground two times, patted it once, and scraped it three times.
Cake laughed out loud and nearly fell out of the bleachers.
"What's the joke?" Fionna asked when the game came to 20-16, with the Elves in the lead.
"The joke…doesn't translate very well…"
"Uh…Cake…" Fionna looked at the ground. "I'm all about the Elves and Trolls and Brawls and stuff…but I think I'm going to leave…"
"NO!" Cake grabbed her sister as she attempted to stand. "Don't leave! If only there were some way you guys could talk to each other directly…oh! Fionna! There's a Universal Translator Device at the bottom of Quaker Trench."
"The trench guarded by Trench demons?"
"Yeah. I can't remember why I threw it in there. Let's go and get it!"
"Whoa! Cake!" Fionna pulled her sister into a whispering range. "No offense, but has Mo-Chro ever gone adventuring?"
"Trust me, Fifi, he's the bomb!"
After watching the Elves beat the Trolls, Cake, Lord Monochromicorn, and Fionna all ran to Quaker Trench, with Fionna riding on Cake's back.
They pulled to a stop in front of Quaker Trench. Quaker Trench went miles into the earth with color-changing crystallites that grew on the sides all the way down. What lay deeper was unknown
Lord Monochromicorn zapped Fionna and Cake with another beam, making them change color with the crystallites.
"Trench camouflage!"
They all leaped into the Trench. They fell about 20 feet, and then hit a patch of soft mushrooms that grew ten feet high and were a strange Celeste color.
Fionna yelped and pointed to a nearby riot of Trench demons snarling at them, their spiky swords brandished.
Fionna leapt from mushroom to mushroom, kicking, punching, and defeating the demons with her fists and kicks deeper and deeper into the trench.
Cake grabbed a handful of demons and crushed them in her paws. Lord Monochromicorn fended them off with his horn.
Fionna spotted the Universal Translator on a nearby mushroom and leapt for it. She grasped the cold metal between her fingers.
She signaled to Cake and Lord Monochromicorn, who hardly had enough time to give her thumbs-ups before the Trench began to shake.
An entire swarm of Trench demons formed around Fionna, their swords brandished and fiery. Fionna yelped.
Lord Monochromicorn swooped next to her and shot all the demons away with his horn. They disintegrated. He grabbed Fionna and flew to the top of the Trench with Cake following after them.
"Wahoo!" Fionna cheered, leaping off Lord Monochromicorn. "Mo-Chro, you are incredible! You should adventure with us all the time!"
Cake smugly chuckled. "Cake, you sly fox, you."
Lord Monochromicorn patted the ground three times.
"Uh…what?"
"Here's the Translator!" Cake took out the device and wrapped it around Lord Monochromicorn's neck. She flicked it on. "The voice options are: Old Lady, Weird, or…Foreign?" She turned it to Foreign mode. "Try saying something, Lordy!"
"しましょうмне spune మీరు κορίτσια 1 история."
Cake couldn't even understand a single word. She switched it to Old Lady mode.
"And then, I destroyed the space craft." Lord Monochromicorn said in a grandmotherly voice that made him sound a girly. "That alien went bonkers!"
Fionna laughed. "I like this voice."
Cake switched it to Weird in a last ditch effort.
"Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn."
She switched it back to Old Lady.
"And that's the end of my story."
Cake sighed. "Well, at least we can understand her. I mean him! I mean you, Mo-Chro."
"Come on, I'll give you two a ride home." Lord Monochromicorn said in his elderly woman voice.
Fionna laughed. "Alright, Grammy!" She climbed onto his back.
"Come on, Cream-Cake." Lord Monochromicorn said. "Hop on my back."
Cake groaned. "Now I remember why I filed that Translator…"
"Hey, Grammy," Fionna said to Lord Monochromicorn as they soared over Evermore Jungle, "How can you fly without wings?"
"Well, light travels from the sun. It bounces off of the earth, allowing us to see color."
Cake, who was grabbing onto Lord Monochromicorn's tail, was clinging onto dear life. "Whoa!"
"My body can intercept that light and absorb it."
"Mo-Chro! It's getting kind of wild back here!"
Fionna laughed once more. "Whoa! That Jungle Witch is giving away free Sorcerer Spheres!"
"Want to try and get some, Fionna?"
"FLIP YEAH!"
Lord Monochromicorn dived straight down, causing Cake to let go and fall. "LORDY! FIONNA!"
She stretched out into a parachute and landed in a river. She sputtered from the water and called, "LORDY! FIFI?"
She stretched her legs above the trees. "ARE YA'LL AROUND HERE? Dang it!"
She heard laughs in the distance. She turned around to see fireworks and explosions going off in awe.
"This is wicked!" Fionna yelled, levitating another Sorcerer Sphere as it whistled and sparked.
"THERE YOU ARE!"
Cake broke through the trees, scaring the living daylights out of the Jungle Witch and the children, causing them to yelp and run away.
"Wha-? You didn't come with us?" Fionna exclaimed.
"I thought were with us the whole time!" Lord Monochromicorn said in his lady voice.
"NO! I fell off! I was calling for you guys!"
"Oh, Honey Cakes," Lord Monochromicorn nudged his girlfriend apologetically. "We probably couldn't hear you because of the wind."
"Hey, Cake, check it out!" Fionna took out a small sack of multicolored spheres. "Check out these Sorcerer Spheres!" She took out an orange one, and it burst into flames.
"That's awesome!" Cake said in awe. "How many did you get?"
"I lost count after 24. Mo-Chro got some, too."
Cake turned to see Lord Monochrimicorn with another sack of Sorcerer Spheres. "Oh. Good for you guys."
"Hey, Cake, you want some of mine? I got so many!"
"Yeah, thanks, Fifi! You're the best!"
Fionna reached into the sack and took out a yellow Sphere and attempted to give it to Cake, but found that it wouldn't let go of her hand, as if glued to it. "Oh. Wait. I can't let them go. They must be charmed. Still pretty cool, though." She twirled around the yellow Sphere as it sparked and shined.
"Yeah. They're great, Fifi." Cake said sadly.
Later, after the moon came out, Fionna and Lord Monochromicorn were in the Tree-House living room, playing Super Smash Bros. on BMA (LOL, love that game XD!) Cake sat on the couch, sipping out of here flowery coffee mug.
"I will DESTROY you, Lord Monochromicorn!" Fionna yelled, making her short mustached man kick Lord Monochromicorn multiple times.
"Good for you, Fionna." He replied, making his small, pink character punch her away.
"AWESOME! Power-up!"
"Hey, Lordy," Cake cut in. "Do you want to go play our dulcimers?"
"Oh, uh, I would, Babycakes, but I'm in the middle of this game."
"Oh. Okay. Hey, Fifi, after this next round, do you want to go on an adventure?"
"Me and Lord Monochromicorn are going to see the Warlocks in concert. Mo-Chro got us backstage passes. You should come with us."
Cake huffed. She groaned in despair. She groaned in jealousy. She groaned in disappointment. She groaned in—
"Cake! Stop groaning! You're messing me up!"
Cake groaned in sadness.
"Cake! What's wrong with you?"
"Nunya."
"Dang it!" Fionna said when she lost. "Lord Monochrimicorn, you're too good at this! Hey! The Warlocks are playing in 15 minutes! Cake, are you coming?"
"No."
"What? I thought you wanted to spend more time with me and Mo-Chro together."
"I do."
"Then come on!"
"No! You guys go on!"
"Uh…"
Cake groaned once more.
"We're going to go to the concert. You should meet us there. And stop being so weird."
And with that, she and Lord Monochromicorn left, leaving Cake in the Tree-House.
Some time later, Cake groaned once again as she lay sprawled on the couch despratley.
She looked at the clock. 7:00 am.
"They should be back by now!"
She grabbed her cell phone and dialed 7574566-48579348657-73459437653.
"Hello?"
"Uh…yes…hello…" Cake said slowly, realizing she was talking to Wizza, the lead singer of the Warlocks as she twidled with the headphone's cord. "I'm looking for Fionna the Human and Lord Monochromicorn? Hello?"
"Yeah. They left a couple of hours ago."
"A couple of hours ago?"
Cake peddled furiously down the path, through the forest, and over the hill to Lord Monochromicorn's place. She stopped at the top of the hill, glanced at the tree engraved LM+C, and looked at the roof of the Observatory.
Fionna and Lord Monochromicorn were on the roof, laughing madly. Lord Monochromicorn zapped a bright green tree and turned it pink.
"Yeah! Now zap that!" Fionna pointed to a scarlet rosebush. It turned turquoise. "Now that!" A orange tree turned right teal.
Cake gawked.
"Wow, Mo-Chro! Hanging out with you is the best!" Fionna pulled the Monochromicorn into a hug.
"I like you too, Fionna."
Cake fell to her knees. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My boyfriend! With my best friend!"
She angrily picked up her cell phone. "Well, two can play at that game, sugar cube."
She began skipping through the contacts. "Let's see…Diana, Tonya, Jade, Daisy, Regina, Patty, Gretchen, Lindy, Laura, Danielle, Beatrice, May Q., May J., Amy, Jamie, Mrs. Watterson, Mrs. Jolly, Penny The Princess, Captain Obvious, The Flying Grapefruits, gasp! Tyler. Perfect! Muahahaaha!"
Later, as Fionna and Lord Monochromicorn were watching the sunset Fionna said, "I wish Cake were here. Hey. Do you hear that?"
They put up their ears to hear a soft, distant melody from the distance.
"Yeah, louder!" Cake whispered to Tyler as they sat near the water reeds. They played their dulcimers louder than before.
Lord Monochromicorn and Fionna came through the reeds and saw them.
Lord Monochromicorn gasped in his elderly lady voice. "C-Cake? What are you doing?"
"Oh, hey," Cake said as if she had not noticed them. "I'm just sharing a tender moment with my handsome friend, Tyler."
"Stop! You're making Mo-Chro jealous!" Fionna yelled, petting a dumbstruck Lord Monochromicorn.
"Well, I'm trying to make you both jealous!"
"Why would I be jealous of Tyler?" Fionna asked as Lord Monochromicorn's dumbstruck mood became angry.
"Because Tyler's a girl!"
Tyler span around, revealing a girly face and blue eyes, apart from her boyish haircut. "Ha-ha-ha! Cake's my best friend now! Forever!"
Fionna gasped in total betrayal.
She clenched her fist as her face went red with anger.
She pounced on Tyler, sending them into the river. Tyler pulled out a dagger and thrust it at Fionna, but she quickly dodged it and struck Tyler across the face. "YA JUVENILE IDIOT!" She grabbed Tyler in a head lock.
"Cake," Lord Monochromicorn said in his elderly woman's voice, "What's going on with you?"
Cake looked at him sadly and sighed. "I guess I'm jealous of how much you and Fionna like each other."
"But you said you WANTED us to like each other!"
"I know!" Cake said in disgust of herself.
"GET OUT OF MY LIFE, TYLER!" Fionna said, socking Tyler in the gut.
"NO!" Tyler kicked her off. "CAKE WILL BE MINE!"
"I'm sorry I'm an idiot, sugar," Cake said to Lord Monochromicorn. "Do you forgive me?"
"Oh, sweet pea, I love you because you're an idiot! You make me feel like a genius!" Lord Monochromicorn said in his elderly woman voice, embracing his girlfriend.
"You make me feel like I'm hugging my grandma," Cake said. "Time to get rid of this junk!" She took off the Translator and tosed it into the river.
Lord Monochromicorn patted the ground once and scraped it three times.
"Yeah. Way better."
"BEAT IT TYLER!" Fionna screeched after the boyish girl. "GET OUTTA HERE!"
"YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!" Tyler yelled. "I WILL BE CAKE'S BEST FRIEND!"
Fionna spat at her. Tyler yelped and ran off.
"Sorry I was an idiot," Cake said to Fionna. "Do you forgive me?"
"Shut up, Cake, I don't want to hear any touchy crud."
She put herself between Cake and Lord Monochromicorn and pulled them into a hug.
"Let's never be stupid again."
"Wait! Let's always be stupid! Forever!"
FACTS
1. When Lord Monochromicorn and Fionna were playing Super Smash Bros, Fionna was Mario and Lord Monochromicorn was Kirby.
2. The concert seems to go on for 12 hours.
A special little someone told me I needed to be a bit more creative and to let my imaginative juices flow. So, here it is. I'm sorry if this episode's a little late. There have been a lot of bad storms here, so it's hard to get power and internet. :P
Yours till the web links,
MOONSTAR
