101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

Chapter 9: Lethal Injection

Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were ready to kill Jar Jar Binks once again and make him pay for making them suffer so much. This time, they had decided to kill Jar Jar Binks through injecting him with deadly, toxic chemicals, such as euthanasia for their latest Gungan murder.

Soon enough, they managed to find Jar Jar Binks, who was busy making obnoxious noises that made Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi's ears bleed, already making them want to kill Jar Jar Binks extremely badly.

"KILL HIM NOW!" screamed Obi-Wan, wanting to silence the Gungan for good.

Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi quickly grabbed Jar Jar Binks and tied him to a nearby chair to keep him still.

"AARGH! MESA CAN'T MOVE!" screamed Jar Jar Binks, futilely trying to break free from his twine restraints, giving him rope burns in the process.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker then proceeded to inject the Gungan with many different toxic chemicals (they had not really bothered to see what they all did so long as they were harmful to Gungans) they had bought for the execution, which suffice to say killed him rapidly as they made his heart stop among other fatal things.

"It is done…" Obi-Wan Kenobi said, satisfied at Jar Jar Binks' latest demise.

But just as Anakin Skywalker was about to resurrect Jar Jar Binks using the resurrection book, Padme Amidala suddenly came into the room.

"What's going on here?" screamed Padme, rapidly noticing Jar Jar Binks' corpse.

"Um…" Anakin Skywalker said. What could he say to her? There was overwhelming evidence against him and Obi-Wan for the murder of the annoying alien. She was likely going to call the intergalactic police and tell them about what had happened. They would be behind bars forever! Thankfully, our heroes did not have to worry about this problem for long…

Suddenly, several cloaked people (not unlike the few that Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi encountered earlier) ran into the room and struck the three on the head with blunt weapons, knocking them out cold for what they were planning to do next. Resurrecting Jar Jar Binks themselves using the Book of Resurrection, the cloaked figures proceeded to take the four of them into a space vehicle in order to take the four to their hideout, where they would proceed to make Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Padme kill Jar Jar Binks in more gruesome ways…

In fact, this would be where they would decide how to kill the almost universally despised Gungan themselves…

Jar Jar Binks has died once again, but Anakin, Padme, and Obi-Wan Kenobi have been taking away by the cloaked figures to their mysterious hideout where the cloaked figure that gave Anakin the resurrection book that started all these nasty deaths came from in the first place…

In the next chapter…we'll learn more about the mysterious cloaked figures that have been appearing throughout the story….and Jar Jar Binks will naturally die once again…