Letting in Evil
A South Park Fan Fiction
By Michelle Berger
Note: Things start off a bit more slashy than usual.
Chapter IX
Damien's left hand explored Kenny's body while the two locked lips, grabbing Kenny's backside as he felt around. Kenny moaned softly as Damien dug his claw-like nails into the blonde's ass. Kenny shut his eyes and let his own hands slip under Damien's black shirt, feeling the Son of Satan's muscled chest. Kenny only pulled his hands away when he saw Damien's hands on his pants, unzipping his old jeans. Kenny quickly pushed Damien's hands away.
"What the –
"I don't want to have sex."
Damien got off of Kenny in an instant and sat in front of him, folding his arms across his chest.
"Kenny McCormick doesn't want to have sex. I never thought I'd hear that. Then why the fuck are you here?" Damien looked calm, but Kenny knew the boy better. Damien was holding in his anger… For now, at least.
"I'm here because I wanted to visit you!"
"And do you make out with everyone you visit?"
Kenny looked down shamefully.
"Are you too good for me now? It's only been like two years since we last-
"I know! But Damien, look, I had a boyfriend for almost one year on Earth and-
"You actually stayed steady for one year?" Damien began to laugh, getting a cold glare from Kenny.
"I never cheated on Pip. Ever. I loved him more than anyone, that's including you."
"You and I both know there was never any love between us."
"I know. But there was between me and Pip. He was the best boyfriend I could have ever had… And I screwed it up."
"By dying?"
Kenny sighed, pulling his knees to his chest. Slowly, he explained the whole situation to Damien.
"I see what happened here." Damien said.
"What?"
"Your boyfriend was an idiot."
"HEY!" Kenny jumped to his feet and raised a fist. Damien formed a fireball in his hand, which made Kenny sit back down quickly.
"Your relationship started with just wanting a quick fuck, but Pip wasn't that easy so you had to date him first. From then on you just got drunk, partied, and fucked the little blond who just liked the fact that someone was WILLING to have sex with him. You beat him up all the time when you were drunk, and he took it like a bitch, because he believed you loved him."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Kenny, without hesitation, punched the content dark-haired boy. Damien didn't flinch, nor did he choose to fight back.
"Pip finally realised enough was enough when he caught you with the one you call Butters, even though he was stupid enough to give you another chance over and over again when you beat him."
"You're making it sound like I didn't love him!"
"Did you? You've never loved anyone."
"Pip was different!"
"What made him any different from the countless other fucks you got?"
"Pip wasn't a slut. Everyone else I've ever fucked had already fucked tons of people –
"What about Kyle Broflovski?" Damien grinned.
"Kyle just wanted to experiment at the time. But aside from him, everyone else just wanted a quick fuck like me. Pip didn't. He needed someone who would love him, since he never had that. I felt bad for him. I really wanted to fuck him, but our first time together was months after we started dating."
"That must have been Hell for you." Damien laughed.
"Fuck yeah it was! But Pip was so happy when we made love for the first time… I never realised how beautiful Pip really was until then. It was worth waiting. No one had ever said that they loved me during sex… Pip did." Kenny buried his head in his knees, failing to keep the tears in.
"You're becoming a woman, Kenny."
"Shut up!"
"Okay, okay. Why don't we see how this Pip kid is coping with your death?"
"He's probably happy." Kenny sniffled, looking up to see Damien turning on his television and flipping through the channels. Unlike a normal TV, Damien's could observe anyone on Earth. As Kenny watched the channels quickly flip by, he noticed familiar South Park faces such as Big Gay Al in a bathtub and Liane Cartman having sex with the mail man.
"What's the kid's full name?"
"Phillip Pirrup." Kenny sniffled.
"Is that like, French or something?"
"No!"
"Alright, alright, calm down! Oh, here we go." Damien finally stopped on a channel. Kenny quickly crawled to the edge of the bed to see the television better.
Pip was sitting on the edge of Stanley Marsh's bed. Both Stan and Kyle were on either side of him, Pip talking with Kyle.
"Turn the volume up!" Kenny demanded.
"… You kissed another boy?" Kyle said, though the two observing had missed the beginning of his sentence.
Kenny watched with horror as Kyle's lips pressed against Pip's. Pip was letting Kyle kiss him, though he seemed fairly neutral about the whole thing.
"Oh my god…" Kenny's eyes filled up with tears again.
"Uhm… Weird. Maybe I should rewind this a bit."
"YES!" Kenny demanded. Damien hit rewind, but he didn't press play soon enough. When he finally did press play again, the two could see earlier in the day, not long after Kenny's death, when Pip was cursing and kicking the limp body.
"Fuck! He hates me, he hates me!" Kenny broke into a sob.
"Just keeping watching and stop whining!" Damien snapped. Kenny watched through his fingers as his own corpse was beaten by the one person he had ever loved. However, Kenny moved his hands away from his face when he saw Pip break down and begin sobbing uncontrollably.
"Aw, he misses the white trash." Damien snickered as Kenny threw a pillow at him to shut him up. Kenny watched as Kyle and Stan tried to calm Pip down and bring him home. Pip never stopped crying. Kyle and Stan left the room, and when they came back, they sat on either side of the shaking, sobbing blond. Stan took the bag that was hanging on one of Pip's arms and took out it's contents: Two boxes of chocolates, one large and expensive, and one small. Stan took the smaller box of orange-flavored chocolate and put the larger box of expensive, top-quality dark-chocolate coated cherries back in the bag.
"Those look good." Damien commented, not noticing Kenny's look of shook.
"Those are my favourite! I… Oh god, he couldn't have…"
"Bought them for you? Why don't we find out?" Damien hit rewind, and stopped when Pip was talking with Stan. As soon as Pip's intentions of buying Kenny chocolate were revealed, Kenny lowered his head and began to cry again.
"Fuck, Kenny, do you really like chocolate that much?"
"You don't understand! I cant afford those chocolates – neither can Pip! He bought them for me for our half-year anniversary with his food money! Now he's wasted all that money on me this time, and I'm dead! What's he going to eat tomorrow?"
"The chocolates?"
Kenny sighed quietly and pressed fast-forward, stopping just in time to hear what Kyle said before kissing the Brit.
"You know Pip, if Kenny doesn't come back, there's other boys in South Park. Have you kissed another boy?" Kyle asked. Pip just barely shook his head no before Kyle's lips came down onto his. Pip was hesitant, but allowed himself to be kissed by the redhead. Stan watched calmly, clearly it had been agreed upon by the two for Kyle to kiss Pip.
"He cant be with Pip! I went to all that trouble to get him with Stan!"
"I think Kyle's just setting an example." Damien shrugged as the two continued to watch.
"I don't want someone else, I want Kenny back!" Pip said as soon as the kiss ended. Kyle sighed quietly and looked to Stan.
"Listen, Pip, we all want Kenny back. But sometimes Kenny dies for… Long periods of time. We just want you to be ready in case… In case Kenny's gone forever."
Pip broke down again.
At that point, Kenny had gotten to his feet and stood right in front of the television, his hands on the screen (to Damien's discontent), looking longingly at the little blond.
"Babe… Please, don't cry! I'm going to come back babe, I promise! Stop crying, Pip! I love you!" Kenny caressed Pip's tear-soaked cheek with one of his fingers.
"You're getting fingerprints all over my screen, dude!" Damien pushed Kenny back onto the bed and pressed the fast forward button on the remote, returning the television to the present time.
A week had passed since Kenny's death. Pip had finally been let home after spending two nights closely monitored by Stan and Kyle at the Marsh house. Pip had hated it. He had slept on the sofa in Stan's living room, with one of the two boys checking in on him every hour of the night until he fell asleep. The boys had avoided being close to each other around Pip, knowing Pip would be sensitive about relationships after Kenny's death, but Pip wasn't stupid. He knew they weren't having sex, but he knew they were in a relationship. Every morning Stan had a shower, but Kyle was gone too. Pip was all too familiar with showering with Kenny – he hadn't had a shower by himself since Kenny had moved in to his house – He knew the boys were washing together.
It was a Friday evening and by Pip's count, Kenny had died 1 week 4 hours and thirty-three minutes ago. Pip was standing at Eric Cartman's house and nervously rang the doorbell. He could hear Eric's voice from inside, yelling at his mom. When no movement could be heard, Eric groaned. Pip could hear the 'big boned' boy get up and stomp over to the door, swinging it open. Pip was greeted with an angry glare.
"Ello Eric…"
"What the fuck is your limey ass doing here?"
"Well, I know Kenneth was living with you in his… His last days of live… And I was wondering, if you don't want Kenneth's old possessions, could I have them?" Pip looked hopefully up at the angry, fat teenager.
"Oh, I have them. But they're… uh… Sentimental and shit to me, so if you want them, it'll cost you." Eric grinned as Pip's eyes looked saddened.
"How much?"
"Oh, I'm sure a couple thousand will cover all of my emotional damage." Eric smiled as Pip gasped.
"I don't have that kind of money!"
"I guess we don't have a deal, then. Too bad, Kenny really would have wanted YOU to take good care of his stuff…"
"Please, Eric! Cant we negotiate? I'll give you everything I can!" Pip pulled out his little leather wallet, opening it and filing through the contents desperately.
"Give me your credit card and that'll be enough." Eric grinned as he saw the card in Pip's wallet.
"I don't have any credit cards… This is a library card, Eric."
"A what?"
"It has no value, I'm afraid."
"God dammit."
"Look, Eric, all I have is my grocery money… That's two hundred dollars."
"You're breaking my balls, Pip."
"Oh dear… How about the money and my cell phone? It's a tad old, but it's got eighty dollars worth of minutes left; I never did use it much."
"Lemme see."
Pip pulled out his cell phone. It wasn't too old, but it wasn't a nice little flip phone, either. It was a bit scratched up, but other than that, it seemed fairly unused and in good, working condition.
"I don't think that's enough, Pip ol' chap." Eric laughed at the heartbroken Brit.
"But it's all I have!" Pip frantically searched through the coupons he had, which were mostly for discounts on soaps and detergents that Eric would have no interest in, until he came upon a gift card.
"Oh! Kenny won this for me! Fifty dollars at the South Park Shopping Mall. It's still good until Christmas!"
"You're really breaking my balls Pip, but I'll reluctantly accept your offer. Hand the goods over." Eric grinned as he received a gift card, cell phone and two hundred of the Brit's hard-earned cash.
"So can I have Kenneth's things now?" Pip smiled hopefully.
"Yeah, yeah. They're out there, in the garbage can." Cartman pointed to one of the garbage cans by the side of the road, which had the old box of Kenny's contents sticking out at the top. Pip sighed sadly and ran over to the garbage can, quickly pulling Kenny's belongings out. Opening the box to make sure he wasn't cheated out of his belongings and money, Pip was greeted with the sweet scent of Kenny McCormick, and the box was stuffed full of his few possessions and clothing. Packing the box back up, Pip headed back home.
As Pip arrived in front of the small, two-story home he had lived at ever since his parents' death, he was shocked to find four familiar faces waiting at his doorstep.
"Hiya Pip! We brought Kenny here, why, we know you've missed him an awful lot!" Butters jumped to his feet to greet the wide-eyed, shocked and excited blond Brit.
To Be Continued
Next Update: September 4th
Updates WILL be delayed because of the recent start of school. Terribly sorry! Hopefully not too many deadlines will be missed again.
Also, I apologize for this late update!
