Chapter 9: ANOTHER VIEW

One day, i woke up, i had no fucking clue where i came from, my vision was blurry and was dizzy... i looked around, i was surrounded by an endless, cold void of random memes, NSFW and leetspeak, so i flew and dug around, trying to get answers, apparently my name was Viner, i was the shipping of some guy called Frisk and some guy called Flowey or something, however, the shipping was so intense it generated and banished Cringelord Frisk to the regular omniverses.

I wandered around until i felt a massive power... i went to see what it was, everyone was calling the 4 sources of the power the Chaos Gods, from what i understood they were the leaders of this place, Hyperdeathspace, the 66th dimension, and everyone obeyed their orders without the slightest sign of inconvenience or refusal, almost as if they were mind controlled, but i didn't feel like it, more and more i was regaining memories of my past as those two, and i realised, they didn't obey them either, i became more and more shocked, the memories showed other creatures from Hyperdeathspace invading the omegaverse, slaughtering uncountable innocents, stealing their chromosomes for power, and all of this, because of one secret, that few beings in Hyperdeathspace, asides from Frisk and Flowey knew... humans created Hyperdeathspace, they created toxic and cancerous killing machines due to their chromosome overload, in an event called the Chromosome Nemesis or the Internet's Birth, the amount of chromosomes was so intense that the omegaverse couldn't handle it by itself, it needed another dimension to put all the chromosomes in, but they were corrupted AF due to the toxicness and cancerousness that came after a certain amount of time, and this created the Hypedeathspace deities...

I refused to accept my mission, but that made me get banned from Hyperdeathspace, they tried to kill me while they were at it, but a combination of power and determination let me survive, when i landed in omniverse 42, i was lonely... and angsty, with my angst came power, it was more effective than any amount of determination, it was my motivator and i knew i could trust no one. I came with one thought, to stomp on all those filthy humans and then claim what little is left, their souls and what belonged to them, deep inside, it felt like i already hated humans before the chromosome i woke up...

The more i lived there the more i realised how pathetic and pointless life and those around me were, waging wars over pointless material gains, so idiotic they couldn't even colaborate to solve simple issues, it was hilarious how below the bottom they were, it just made annihilating them with my already permanently bloodstained vines more pleasant every chromosome i did, if i was a measly pathetic human deity like them i'd probably say it made me hard... also using my ironically named kindness pellets, ironic since no one i had ever met so far was worth showing the kind side, when i felt bored i knew i just had to go farther to satisfy the angst inside me, the angst over having to live in a world like this with these inferior bugs, the bugs that, when i watched over and slowly agonized more and more through their lives, i stepped on harder and harder every day, but always stepped on weak enough to barely survive, only for me to give them the hope of recovery only to crush it in front of them and to laugh at their misery over it, with a huge contrast in emotions, just like a huge contrast in superiority. And sometimes ending them for good, i didn't want to be constantly annoyed by those few strong humans who waste the few talents they have protecting the useless and weak. I did it all hidden, eliminating every trace of them ever having existed, their families and friends first, the corpse and the place where it happened later and replaced with something else, then taking their souls and their belongings, a sign of obeying my own already established rules consistently, but not theirs, of course, hehehehe, what is it that they call it again? Crime? Ironic, it is only innocent entertainment doing this, they don't understand it, not like they could, their already short lives with wastes of time only made to try and hide their insignificance and justified depression such as fun, relationships and dreams end faster when i burn down their cities, walking around them while they are whittled down calmly, pretending to have not caused it, humiliating people i'm used to torment by stalking with their insecurities, and singing my jolly little song "Kill or be Killed".

Now that you, probably a weak ass pussy virgin bitch, reading this letter, know who i am and why i am so above your valueless, meaningless and insignificant existance in this reality where you think you are and know everything, but are, as is to expected, nothing, just a bag of meat trying to satisfy his neurons and pretending to have some sort of greater purpose with your beliefs and titles, however, it is likely that if you got your hands in this letter, i have been erased from existance due to (finally but at the same time unfortunately) having found an enemy of my level... so pass on the tales of my heroicness, for i traveled across the omegaverse, and unlike your lazy ass, seen everything that could fuel up the fetish for causing suffering and feeling angst, my determination, i traveled to the underground, but found more bitter hatred for the deities, i observed it devolve into a tyrannical hellhole, due to incompetent fat leader Assgore, who i might have murdered if it wasn't for the monsters also being not as superior as i expected, what a disappointment in my half species...

It all got boring, i was begging for something that could pose a challenge to finally appear, until i came across a skeleton... in Chinada? An extremely racist communist nation, but it was not any skeleton, i felt potential and power in him, i had just slaughtered and tortured yet another human, he was weirded out, at first i thought he was a human, so i would kill him too, but i realised he wasn't and dug away, i knew he'd go after me, but i made it seem like i didn't, i purposefully went after the human with the most powerful soul nearby, knowing he'd probably figure out i'd go there, when he did, i purposefully exposed the object i had... a weird, 69th dimensional box i found after destroying a communist lab involved in the creation of cancer nukes, i saw a part to enter souls, so i gathered one vigintilion souls of average humans and the extremely powerful soul of the human i just murdered, to experiment whichever one worked, but i just put both in anyways, and then awoke ASS, a 69th dimensional demon, who was not what i was looking for... i expected the first worthy enemy or foe, but he was just a powerful, annoyning stickman, so i knew i'd have to rely on the skeleton to be the next victim of the torment, following his every moves from behind without being noticed and pretending to be surprised, sometimes battling or curbstomping him, but it got more troublesome each time, with his new piece of shit companions, and with that fucking ASS showing up out of nowhere, knocking me out and then handing me to them, but the moment the communists shot me with the portal, i thought i was done for...

BUT i wasn't... this was the single most changing moment of my existance and being, i entered a world where everything was bloody and... edgy, it made me feel angsty just from being there, so much angst, i felt like a god and actually became one, a positive feedback loop of greatness, it was the Edgeverse, every Omniverse has its own Edgeverse, with quantum physical similarities. From the moment i stepped there, i knew that the people there would be precious, since they could amplify my angst and edginess, so i had to, not become friends with them, but manipulate them, i got a job at McDonalds, a company that owns 10% of Edgeverse 42, everything made for left handed people is made there, i worked so much there i gained the oddly specific and weird power of being able to take the properties of objects made for left handed people and put those properties into other left handed objects... and we also cooked a bit of food too, but if it's badly cooked it can give you Cancer AIDS... which made for a great opportunity for me to make all the food badly cooked, killing most that ate it, fueling my edge, my angst over reflecting why i am so pointlessly edgy...

I met a loser fucker called Big Smoke there, he was low rank, apparently he lost his job in some random gang and had to work there, he was my coworker, atleast until i had manipulated the CEOs of McDonalds via a persona and lies until they promoted me to CEO myself, and if i was as inferior and shallow as a regular deity, i would have probably swam in the money... anyways, i always wanted to fuck that filthy negro up to let him know his place as a BLACK HUMAN, he told me how he is trying to join a new gang though, the Vampire Biker Gang, sounded pointlessly edgy and powerful, so after i was retired from McDonalds (didn't take long, after a few undecilion chromosomes, which is nothing to me, but probably ridiculously long to a pathetic lesser deity, i don't know though, i never wanted to socialize with those idiots...), i knew exactly where to find them via info from Big Smoke, i stopped in the middle of a road, and waited there, while celebrities such as Coldsteel and Linkin' Park walked by with many fans following them, a bunch of bikers came in and stopped, they laughed when they saw me and my serious face.

"HAHAHA, look guys, it's a wimpy little tree, you wanna join the gang, is that why you were waiting here? Fuck you. Don't wanna join the gang? Fuck you, give us your money, that loser Big Smoke told us about you being high rank at..."

It triggered me, it triggered me alot, i felt so angsty about it... i knew i couldn't kill him or else they wouldn't let me in though, so i only broke half his bones and his edgesoul and then tossed him across the road like a ragdoll, making the others look at me with a mix of fear and respect, letting me in, even though i couldn't be turned into a vampire and looked ridiculous riding a bike, anyways, as through free and spontaneous death threats, they taught me their ways of the edge and we killed babies and stole from grannies while i stole their SOULS! It was great, Asterisk, i don't know where you are, or how powerful you have gotten, but you are fucked once i get bored of these vampires and brutally kill and erase them...