Author's Notes: NOT my favorite chapter

Author's Notes: NOT my favorite chapter. It's mostly small drabbles on my ideas about what Sasuke would do if he went to Disney World. Whatever…I don't care about this one that much but it was a chapter so it's here.

Chapter Nine: Most Magical Place on Earth (Drabble Chapter)

Sasuke awoke knowing he was not in his big boy bed. He knew because he could stretch out his legs without them slamming painfulling in the footboard. He shot upward and scanned his surroundings. The walls were colorful and the room he was in looked a lot like a…

"Honey, Sasuke's awake." Kabuto shouted from beside Sasuke. He was sitting on the bed next to Sasuke putting on his socks and rearraning his needle collection.

"I'M DOING MY MAKE-UP!" Orochimaru snapped from another room. "I CANNOT HEAR YOU!" In the bathroom, he saw Orochimaru extend his leg out to paint his toenails a bright pink color that matched a pair of sandles next to the doorway.

"Where am I?" Sasuke asked Kabuto, who was now cleaning his glasses.

He ignored it. "Did you have a nice sleep?" he said, without looking at him. That seemed unusual…

"My head hurts…" Sasuke mummbled. He felt a large bump under his hair. "Where am I?"

"We knocked you out at dinner yesterday!" Orochimaru said, entering the room. He was walking oddly so his wonderful toenails would not touch the carpet. "Don't you remember?"

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"Sasuke, honey!" Orochimaru said. "You've had evough."

"I'm hungry!" Sasuke whinned. "I wanna eat food!"

"Now son, I'm a doctor." Kabuto fussed. "And I know you need to watch your weight. Listen to your mother."

Sasuke groaned, but noticed something odd. Orochimaru seemed to signal Kabuto for something.

"What are you…" Sasuke asked suspisously but was cut off as Kabuto pounded a large rock into his scalp.

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"And you did this why?" Sasuke mummbled angrily as Kabuto healed his bump.

"So you wouldn't be tired when we got here."

"And where is here?" Sasuke asked.

Orochimaru did a little happy dance in joy. "We took you to…Disney World!" Sasuke raised his eyebrow.

"So all four of us are gonna have a day of fun!" Kabuto said, now done healing Sasuke.

"Wait. Four of us?" Sasuke looked confused. However, as if on cue, Sasuke felt something lying on the bed beside him jerk in motion and suddenly he heard a scream.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I!" Sasuke spun around to see a confused Gaara fuming angrily.

"The crazy one woke up!" Kabuto shouted way too loudly. Garra spun around towards them, panting in fury, his hands in fists at his sides.

"WHERE AM I?!" he demanded, but even in his anger, Kabuto and Oochimaru showed no fear.

"We wanted to take Sasuke to Disney World!" Orochimaru said. "But we thought it would be nice for him to bring a friend."

"So we snuck into your manson and hit you on the head with a dishwasher!" Kabuto said, as if it was normal to hit people with giant appliances.

Gaara had calmed down more now, but was looking at Sasuke in a funny way. Sasuke couldn't blame him. He never really liked Gaara. Ever. In fact, he sort of hated the guy, but this was something he believed should not have been brought onto him. To claim his innocence, he quickly muttered, "I had nothing to do with it…"

"You guys wanted me to come to Disney World, so you kidnapped me?" he said, bewildered.

"Yes." The two maniacs said together. Orochimaru's nails were dryer so he sat on the hotel bed and tucked his knees to his chest. Still, Gaara stared.

"We have a tight schedule, actually." Kabuto said suddenly. "We better get to the park quick!" he motioned to the door and marched towards it. Gaara stared at Sasuke for a long time, then followed them out.

As the were waiting for the bus to get there, Gaara leaned over to Sasuke and whispered, "What's going on?"

Sasuke sighed and explained his tragic story from chapter one till now, and explained that his mistake for coming here was the biggest regret of his life.Gaara blinked after this was all said, and thought about it hard. "Naruto's been looking for you…" he looked down. "I don't know…"

Suddenly Sasuke turned towards Gaara. "Can you help me!?" he begged. Gaara looked confused. "They'll send you back home after the trip!" Sasuke breathed. Gaara didn't understand.

"You can tell them I'm in trouble!" Sasuke said. "You can help me! Please Gaara, I'll be your best friend and we'll do brotherly things together like chaseing ice cream trucks and drinking from the hose!" Gaara shifted unconfertable because Sasuke didn't realize that he was now hugging him. When Sasuke finally realized what he was doing, he jumped back.

"I can see you want that very much." Gaara mummbled.

"They won't feed me!" Sasuke hissed. "They think I'm over-weight!" He lifted his Mickey shirt enough to show his stomach that had caved in so much, the shape of his pulsing liver stuck out from the skin, including the rest of his organs. Gaara's face twisted in disgust.

"I see what you mean now!" Gaara said. "But I cannot help you now. First we must survive a day at Disney with your parents…"

The bus pulled up to their sides as the two pale children followed by grinning idiots followed.

The Dumbo Ride

The Dumbo ride was pretty much the first ride you really see when you're at Disney World. Before boarding, however, Kabuto ran off to buy Mickey hats. He came back with one Mickey and one Minnie, saying the boy scouts of America took all the boy hats, and Gaara had to have one with a bow. Gaara was not pleased, but silently placed it on his head.

"Well, I guess Sasuke will go with me." Kabuto said, but the two boys inched towards each other, hopeing not to be separated.

"Oh, this Gaara kid's shy." Orochimaru gushed. "It's okay! My name is Orochimaru!"

"That sort of rhymes with my uncles' name…" Gaara said, looking unconfertable.

"Well, he sounds like a swell guy!" Orochimaru shouted. Gaara looked haunted by his past and confused at Orochimaru's name and ablity to judge people before knowing they tried to kill you.

Kabuto and Sasuke boarded the pink Dumbo quietly. After they had been seated, Kabuto turned and giggled, "This is the most fun ride you'll ever ride, son!" Sasuke didn't looked at him, and watched as the elephants lifted off the ground and began to turn.

And that's when Kabuto threw his arms in the air and began screaming at the top of his lungs. Sasuke looked at him, confused, but just let him scream. Gaara aon the other hand was sitting next to a frightened and screaming Orochimaru, who was screaming, "UNSAFE! UNSAFE!"

And they all had fun. Well, only Kabuto had fun.

Minnie's House

Kabuto insisted the boys should go into the Mickey and Goofy houses, but because the lines were far too long, they had to go to Minnie's. Minnie's was a large pink home with just about everything inside made from fiberglass and plastic. The moment they entered, the house did not seem inviting. The food was hard as a rock, and shiney with fiberglass fun. Even things like the curtains on the windows (the windows being made from plastic recycled from old Transformers) were hard fiberglass.

"This house is completely unconfertable." Gaara muttered. "How could Walt Disney build such horrible houses for his own creations?" Gaara didn't really understand television and went off to look for Minnie to tell her strangers were in her horrible home.

"Go press the buttoms on the stove, Sasuke!" Orochimaru urged him. "Go see!"

Sasuke sighed and stepped up to the stove in the kitchen. There was about two buttons, but he hit one of them and the stove burners lit up. Kabuto and Orochimaru were thrilled.

Gaara was now getting back to them and told them his startleing conclusion. "She's either out parting, locked herself in her bathroom out of fear, or she died." He said sadly.

"Gaara," Sasuke said suddenly. "Do you watch television?"

"No."

"Then I'll tell you now, Mickey and Minnie are not real people."

"Oh… They aren't?"

"…No… They're moving drawings…"

"What about Sai?"

"What?"

"Never mind, too early…"

"You two sit in the big pink chair!" Kabuto shouted. "We'll take your pictures!"

And so, they sat in a big unconfertable chair that was overly feminine for the two of them as two people (Plus teenage girls who just thought they looked hot and somehow familier…) took photos of them to share with friends.

The Dome of the Future

Why they were suddenly in Epcot the world may never know. But now they were in line to enter the large silver sphere. In fact, they were boarding it. Sasuke managed to sit next to Gaara and Kabuto and Orochimaru took the car in front.

They first entered it with a woman's voice smoothing talking; "In the distant future, the one we thought we'd live in in the 60's now, there would be flying cars, robotic animals, and the Bratz movie."

"Scary…" Sasuke mummbled.

"You want scary?" said the voice, not slightly different. Suddenly the car jerked off tracks and shifted onto a different path. One that you don't normally ride.

"In the future," the voice said menacingly. "You, red-headed-one will die to a guy who never stops saying "Un!" and "Yeah!"

"No!" Gaara cried.

"You, anerexic-looking boy, will create a group of nut cases with a girl who's JUST LIKE A CERTAIN PINK HAIRED FANATIC!"

"Not Sakura!" Sasuke cried.

"Oh yes!" the voice said. "And also in the future, Kankuro will be posioned and brutally beatened…" The two leaned forward. "…and live."

"NO!" Sasuke screamed.

"I've tried for years!" Gaara moaned. "He just won't die!"

The voice continued to laugh until the ride stopped and the two stopped screaming. It actually had more stuff in it, but I ran out of stuff to say.

The Tower of Terror

"The Haunted Mansion is too scary for the boys." Orochimaru snapped. "Let's take them on something nicer." He pointed upward. "Like the Tower of Terror!"

"That's a great idea!" Kabuto said happily. And so they magicly defied the lines of Disney and got on the ride lickity-split.

Once on, the man standing there smiled. "Time to go uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" The elevater went upwards smoothly. Orochimaru smiled stupidly. "Now this was a good ride to take the boys on, huh? I'm so good at finding good rides like these…"

"GOING DOWN!" The man cried, and the elevater made a sudden drop. Orochimaru emediantly screamed and clung to kabuto for dear life, clawing at his face is if it would save him.

"UNSAFE!" he screamed. "UNSAFE!"

"Honey, stop!" Kabuto cried. "You're tearing off my nose!"

And then the ride stopped.

Meeting Mickey Mouse

The line was unusually NOT there. Why? Cause I said so. There was that one kid, the one behind them. He had large teeth, fur, in fact I think he was a squirrel. Anywys…

The two were pushed towards the room with the one called Mickey Mouse. He loomed in there, staring coldly at them.

"Ho ho!" he giggled MENACINGLY! "I see a couple of children to eat I MEAN hug!"

"He's scary." Sasuke whispered to Gaara, who also was shaking.

"Let's kill him."

So they did.

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The trip had ended, but it now meant Gaara could go home and tell of Sasuke's poor fortune.

"I'll get there as soon as possible." Gaara said, as they waited to leave.

"I'll see ya around." Sasuke said "Just make it quick."

"You have my word, Sasuke." Gaara said heroiclly. "I will not rest, nor sleep until I have done what I promise you. I will not feel right until I've done it. For I know I can trust you, and I will not fail you."

And Kabuto snuck behind him and smashed a walnut into his head, making him black out and forget all that had happened then dragged Gaara by his feet away.

Author's Notes: Bleh.