Chapter 9: SUCK IT!
Chapter 8 recap: El Torito replaced an injured James Ellsworth and eliminated Austin Moon, delighting JBL (and horrifying his fangirls). The next entry was was Cory Matthews, who was attached by Sue Sylvester. Sue stole his spot and eliminated Bella Dawson. The chapter ended with the arrival of the next entry, Dr. Doofensmirtz:
Heinz rolled into the ring and pulled out a pair of souped-up looking gloves from his coat pocket
Dr. D: Behold! My Super-Mega Glovesinator! These gloves give me the strength of ten men plus two! And when I win, I'll use the momentum to help me take over the Tri-State Area!
As he placed the gloves on, a teal platypus wandered down to ringside. The crowd cheered upon seeing him, but the evil scientist clearly didn't recognize who the platypus was:
Dr. D: (confused) A platypus at ringside? (Perry rolls his eyes, springs up and places the fedora on his head. Dr. D gasps) Perry the Platypus at ringside?!
Micheal: Hey! It's Agent P! He's here to cost his nemesis the Rumble!
JBL: Thats not fair!
Perry jumped up on the apron, springboarded off the top rope and landed on top of Doofenshmirtz's head. Angry, Doof tried to bop Perry, but Perry jumped off, resulting in Doof nailing himself in the skull.
Jerry: Oof! If those gloves are as strong as Dr. D say they are, then that must've done some serious damage to his skull!
Perry dropkicked Doof towards the ropes. Dazed, Doofenshmirtz couldn't defend himself as Paul Blart clotheslined him over the top rope, taking out the evil scientist!
Micheal: Thanks for coming, Dr. D!
JBL: This isn't fair at all! Doof should get a redo!
14th elimination: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Time lasted: 0:50
Eliminated by: Paul Blart
With the platypus still hot on his trail, the dazed doctor hopped the barricade and ran through the crowd, shouting:
Dr. D: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
While Agent P. hopped the barricade to chase his nemesis, El Torito ran at Maddie. But Paul caught the bull and nailed him with a backbreaker! Maddie and Paul nodded at each other, grabbed the little bull and threw him over the top rope, eliminating him!
Micheal: And El Torito is gone!
JBL: Aww man! I liked the little guy!
15th elimination: El Torito
Time lasted: 3:56
Eliminated by: Maddie Rooney and Paul Blart
While Torito left for the back, Sue charged at the two. But they ducked and worked together to connect with a double Samoan drop! While the two exchanged high-fives, the clock went to :10.
(Crowd chants: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!)
[beeeeeeeeeeeeep!]
Entry 19: Joe Gatto (Impractical Jokers)
The crowd nearly became unglued as Joe Gatto, wearing his Captain Fatbelly costume, emerged from the back.
Jerry: The crowd is going bananas for this man!
Micheal: This is Joe Gatto from the TruTV show, "Impractical Jokers". He along with his friends, compete to embarrass each other with ridiculous challenges and humiliating punishments.
Joe ran into the ring. He connected with a leaping clothesline on Blart and a running crossbody on Maddie. Before Sue could get a piece of him, Joe rolled back out of the ring to greet the crowd.
Joe: Hey New York! (Crowd roars with chants of "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!") Know what you can do? (Crowd roars again, knowing what's about to happen next)
Joe/w crowd: SUCK IT!
Jerry: The crowd cannot get enough of this guy!
Unfortunately for Gatto, as soon as he rolled back into the ring, Sue connected with a superkick to the chin of Gatto, sending him over the top rope and eliminating the comedian!
Micheal: Oof! Tough loss for Joe!
JBL: Well, that's what you get for playing to the crowd!
16th elimination: Joe Gatto
Time lasted: 0:34
Eliminated by: Sue Sylvester
The crowd wasn't not happy with Joe's elimination. They rained boos upon her. One fan was clearly not happy, as she jumped the barricade, ran into the ring, climbed up onto Sue's back and started attacking Sue!
JBL: That fan can't be here! Get her out of her!
Micheal: Wait, I recognize that fan! That's Riley Matthews, Cory's daughter! She's getting some retaliation for what Sue did to her dad!
JBL: Figures that you'd recognize a Disney character, Cole!
Sue was able to throw Riley off her back and toss her out of the ring. While Sue was trying to figure out what the heck just happened, Paul Blart grabbed Sue by the back of her red track suit and flung her over the top rope, eliminating the cheerleading coach!
Micheal: And Sue is through!
Jerry: And Sylvester can thank Riley Matthews for her elimination!
17th elimination: Sue Sylvester
Time lasted: 3:50
Eliminated by: Paul Blart
Livid, Sue chased Riley Matthews throughout the crowd while the clock went to :10.
Jerry: We're halfway through the entry list. Who'll be number 20?
(Crowd chants: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!)
[beeeeeeeeeeeeep!]
Entry 20: "Weird" Al Yankovic
The crowd erupted as the famed parody artist came out, wearing a blue and green Hawaiian shirt, black dress pants and orange sneakers.
Jerry: Oh boy! "Weird" Al is here!
JBL: This should be good!
20 entrants down, 20 more to go! Let's look at the stats:
In the Ring: Maddie Rooney, Paul Blart (soon to be "Weird" Al Yankovic)
Chapter eliminations: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, El Torito, Joe Gatto, Sue Sylvester
Longest lasted: Maddie Rooney (28:30)
Shortest: Ron Burgundy (0:05)
How will "Weird" Al fare in the Rumble? Who will the other twenty entries be? Leave your thoughts in the comment section and I'll see you next chapter!
