I'm working on more chapters It's just that I have to write a ton of essays and It was my birthday :D My boyfriend took me out to eat for my birthday and we are having another party tomorrow. I love my birthday 3


''And where in the hell have you been young man!?'' Sheila screeched like a banshee.

Kyle pinched the bridge of his nose, he had completely forgotten to tell his mother that he was going to be staying over at Stan's house,''Aw man. I'm sorry mom. I forgot to tell you I was going to a sleepover.''

''A sleepover where!?'' Sheila demanded.

''At Stan's place.'' Kyle sighed out.

''I was worried sick! You could have just called! I was up half the night looking for you! Even Ike drove around searching for you! Don't you ever scare me like that again damn it, boy!'' She yelled sounding shaken up.

Gerald said smoothly,''Calm down Sheila. The boy's fine now.''

Sheila let out a sigh and shook her head,''I-I have just been worried about you lately Kyle. I am very glad that you're hanging out with your friends though.''

''Yeah.'' Was all Kyle could say.

Sheila sighs and wraps her arms around Kyle,''You look so depressed baby, what's wrong?'' She gently soothes his back.

''I'm fine mom,'' Kyle answered back without much emotion.

''No. Tell me, is it something Stan said?'' Sheila asks gently.

Kyle thought of how she always seems to know when something was wrong and who caused it, this was further proven by her asking,''Or is it Kenny this time?''

''Mom, I don't feel like talking about it,'' Kyle grunted.

''But-'' Shelia was cut off by Gerald putting down his paper and saying softly,''Let the boy go. He doesn't want to talk honey.''

''B-But I get so worried. Was it over a girl?'' Sheila asks gently.

''No mom,'' Kyle said rolling his eyes.

''Really? I mean...I am so proud that you focus on your studies but it would be nice to see you with a girl sometime...Or do you even like girls?'' She asked gently making Kyle flinch away from her.

''Sheila! That is enough! Leave the boy alone.'' Gerald sighed annoyed.

''I mean...if you like boys Kyle...We can tal-''

''I-I have to pee!'' Kyle lied making up an excuse just to get away from them. He races upstairs and to his room shutting the door quickly and flopping onto the bed. He had barely had time to process all of the bullshit that just went down and now his mom wants to know if he's gay!? He could not take it! He squeezed his eyes shut to fight off an oncoming headache. His eyes stinging as he thought back to the events prior. It didn't take long before a sob wracked his body. He pushed his face into his pillow and let his emotions take control.

When Kyle finally woke up he realized that his phone was absolutely flooded with messages. He noticed that most of them were from Stan...A drunk Stan at that. Kyle was very relieved by the fact that Stan hadn't completely cut him out of his life. Well not consciously anyway. He decided to leave Stan's crazy ass texts that were as long as a book itself for last. The first one he read was from Craig.

Craig: Hey. You doin okay? I hope to hear from you soon Kyle. that shit was fuckin' crazy. I'll give you time alone but if you don't call me soon I'll come lookin for you.

Kyle answered: I'm fine. I'll talk to you later.

Butters: Hiya. Stan's ignoring all of my calls but I would love to talk to you. You can talk to me whenever you want to vent. I here if you want to chat.

Kyle answered: Thanks Butters

Clyde: Pardon me if this is rude...But when did all of this start? I feel like I'm completely out of the has everyone become gay? Is this another fade like the metrosexual thing?

Kyle answered: No Clyde. It'snot a fade or anything. Sorry for keeping you out of the loop. Will talk to you later.

Tweak: Hey if you need anyone to talk to or need help figuring things out you can text me anytime man.

Kyle answered: Thanks, dude.

Bebe Stevens: You really need to back the fuck off of my man! You know that he's been fucking me too right!? I don't know what the fuck you're playing at but you're fucking dead when I see you. he is my man and he has been fucking ME! I have already beat Red's ass for sucking his dick. I ran in on them fucking multiple times and now I see that he had changed his fucking status on facebook to in a relationship with you!? He's not even fucking gay! Is this a prank!?

Kyle blinks and tries to wrap his mind around all of what he had just read. He took a few deep breaths to try not to have a complete meltdown. Kenny was cheating on him? How could Kenny cheat on him!? And when did Kenny tag him into a relationship status!? Kyle did not give him permission to do that. Kyle took more deep breaths and didn't even want to begin reading Stan's drunk texts. He wanted to get it out of the way but not yet. Not when his head was spinning the way it was. His vision had clouded again. Kenny was sleeping with Bebe.