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does aizawa is gay:
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Fumikage Tokoyami- Birb
11:03
Chat: [does aizawa is gay.]
Members: [kinky] and [Birb.]
[kinky] added [Shouji Mezou.]
kinky: so
Birb: Shouji.
Shouji: oh no
Birb: Oh yes.
kinky: when you gonna smash? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shouji: why are you doing this
Birb: No pun intended, but you two have been playing gay chicken for ages.
kinky: it's starting to get pretty obvious.
Shouji: … you couldn't just talk to me about this face to face?0
Birb: No time.
Birb: We need to talk about this now.
kinky: so what're you waiting for? kami's not slick, it's not hard to notice when he stares at you because you're showing off whenever you know he's there
kinky: which we ALL know you're doing, you're not slick either
Birb: He's clearly into you, and your interest in him is starting to become much more noticeable.
Birb: While you're not made of stone, you're a very stoic person. It doesn't take much to notice the way you act with Kaminari.
kinky: the girls have been asking us about you two, so have some of the guys
Shouji:
Shouji: fuck
kinky: yup.
Birb: You should go after him.
Shouji: … i appreciate what you're trying to do, but can we at least do it later? it's almost time to head to class.
[Shouji Mezou] disconnected from [does aizawa is gay.]
kinky: dammit.
Birb: We'll get through to him next time.
kinky: ok.
kinky: tbh i'm surprised he didn't question the chat name
Birb: Nobody gets to question.
kinky: fair enough
There was one time of day that Mezou always looked forward to, and that was walking back to the dorms with Kaminari.
Most days it wasn't a special occasion, though it did always make him happy to watch Kaminari joyously talk among the group. Mezou didn't notice how he always tried to get to everyone, even Bakugou. He certainly didn't miss how expressive he was. Well, he could see that at any time, but that was beside the point.
This time, however, was different it was just the two of them. It was just Mezou and Kaminari, who complained about the friends that had supposedly ditched them. The taller boy knew that Sero and Tokoyami had set this up just so Mezou could stop dragging his feet and ask the electric boy out, which he was a little miffed about. He was going to do it himself… eventually.
Mezou looked down at the shorter just in time to see him look up at him with a wide grin. Oh no, I must have zoned out… Hopefully he doesn't notice.
"... Shouji? Are you listening?" The smile faded into a worried frown. Fuck, he noticed...
"Yeah," he replied, trying to sound as casual as possible.
Clearly Kaminari didn't buy it, because he stepped in front of the taller boy, a determined look on his face. He began to ask Mezou another question, but it died on his lips when he slipped and fall backwards. With no thought other than oh shit, Mezou reached forward and caught his friend, only realizing a second too late what position they had now taken. Instead of upright as they had been before, Mezou had leaned forward to catch the other boy, leaving Kaminari rested in in Mezou's left arms while the ones on the other side held on to him. It made him think of how dancers would dip their dancing partners. Kaminari seemed to notice the situation too, because he froze up, face flushed and eyes staring into Mezou's.
"... Do you wanna go out?"
The words that came out of Kaminari's mouth went so fast, Mezou almost didn't catch what he said; however, when he did hear them, he was grateful that he had more than two arms because he probably would've dropped the poor soul out of shock.
Later in life when somebody asks the pair how they got together, he would never mention what happened next, and hope that Kaminari wouldn't try to embarrass him by talking about it.
He'd like to say that he simply said "yes" and carried the boy to their dorms, where they had a romantic night and he wouldn't slip up and do something stupid throughout the whole thing.
Unfortunately, that would be a bigger lie than if someone were to say that Bakugou could be nice to Midoriya for more than two seconds.
He could have been the suave, romantic self he hoped he would be, but instead he was the self who stared Kaminari dead in the face and stammered out like an absolute idiot, "Oh, yeah, uh, thank you…"
Mezou thought for a second he had just made a fool of himself, but he saw the look of shocked joy on the blonde's face and couldn't bring himself to feel bad about fucking up. For what was quite possibly the first time, Kaminari was speechless. Shocking as it was, it felt like Mezou had just achieved the impossible.
He wasn't sure if he should have been happy about it until the other boy's smile widened even more and nodded quickly. Mezou decided to take that as a win for that day.
5:23 pm
[pikachu] reentered [3spoopy5me.]
pikachu: whaddup, im denki, im 15, and i just got a fucking boyfriend!
defying gravity: omg congratulations!
Deku: aaa who is it?
pikachu: a hint:
pikachu: attached image:
jackit: whoa, shouji did it!
ALIENS: go shouji!
pikachu: actually i asked him out,,,
[stronk] reentered [3spoopy5me.]
stronk: can confirm
superman: kaminari you manly little memelord you actually fucking did it
local cryptid: either way, congrats
local cryptid: you you can stare at his muscles in the gayest way possible and it wont be as weird
stronk: wat
pikachu: AWSFJWEOIGN SHINSOU YOU FUCCKF
pikachu: IM DYIGN WITGH MY BOYFFRIENKD RIGHT NEXET TO ME YOUJ HOE
local cryptid: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
[pikachu] went idle.
stronk: i took his phone so he could calm down.
ALIENS: good idea
a special thanks to my pals in the LGBTWatch discord for beta reading that lil gay monster I wrote! yall are the real mvps, ilu! ( ˘ ³˘)❤
btw, the picture that kami linked was supposed to be a picture of Alexandrite from Steven Universe
