CHAPTER 9: Giant Fuck You Laser Part 3

Prince Featherick: "I've felt a disturbance in the... the... there has been a disturbance; my coffee is shaking"

Keychain: "The palace is under attack sir"

Featherick: "no... there's something else going on"

Skyla Baeb and Leo arrive to the palace's sand traps with Lieutenant Hahner, and leave their vehicle to quickly take a position in the anti-art artillery. But it doesn't take long after they have been defending the palace against the silver ships for magic monkeys to starts crawling up the walls, which forces them all to fall back and try to protect the palace from the inside.

Lieutenant Hahner: "Keep firering! DON'T LET THEM IN" –yells while holding the magic monkeys off as much as he can-

All the gun fire and magic monkey chirping echoes from the palace's walls as the remaining troops keep falling back from such a massive swarm of magic spawns. This goes on until Clock and Keychain intervene; squeezing all the magic monkeys like bugs and like it was nothing, until eventually the magic presence gives up, taking all of its soldiers away allowing for a deep quiet moment after the storm.

Skyla Baeb: "wow! These synthetic beings are the shit. Are all of them so freaking awesome?"

Hahner: "Actually, the silver ships we've been fighting are synthetic life forms too; they don't have pilots, but a complex mind of their own. They and some other kinds of pilotless ships, including insanely large ones; are all the red aliens left behind ...and we don't know why they fight alongside the Magics but they've been doing it since the Red Alien Extinction"

Skyla: "Why only flying synths? What about Clock and Keychain? Weren't they created by the red aliens too?"

Hahner: "Clock and Keychain are prototypes of what would be synthetic ground troops, but nobody knows if that army was ever actually made"

Clock: "hey! We are carbon based too. How come we don't get to be called organic beings like you do?" –having rudely taken part of the conversation-

Skyla: -looks up at him amazed by his size until she snaps out of it enough to ask him- "a..and, why are you on our side while all other synths want to kill us?"

Hahner: "I think that's enough" –pulls her by the shoulders- "stand straight; here comes the prince" –lets go of her quickly to stand straight himself-

Featherick: "Loyal and mighty warriors of the Avian Kingdom" –watches as everyone bows- "today we scored a victory against our enemies. Not the enemy I or anyone was expecting, but fierceful enemies nevertheless. However, we've suffered numerous loses with this attack; which makes me question our ability to stand against what's yet to come"

Commander Dickhead and Ser Rafaél Chickenwings enter the hallway escorted by some soldiers, including Mary Sue and Lazar Rankovic.

Ser Rafaél Chickenwings: -bows under his cloak- "I'm so sorry to interrupt you my prince, but the city of Featherlin is completely gone" –looks up at him with a dead serious expression-

Featherick: "what are you talking about? What happened Ser Chickenwings?"

Chickenwings: "It was the Giant Fuck You Laser your highness; I never expected to see it in my lifetime" –sighs deeply pretending to care-

Featherick: -punches a pillar in anger- "WHY RED ALIENS? Why have you cursed us by unleashing such.." –looks at Clock and Keychain awkwardly before resuming his speech- "..things in the universe?"

Chickenwings: "amm... your highness; there's something else you need to know; my birds have reported spy cameras on Magic Island"

Featherick: "I mentioned earlier what's yet to come, and that is the avian rebellion. We can't let them know the Princess's location, and if they've found her; we will get to her before them, and with we, I mean you! Bring her to me. I guess it's time for us to get married; that way I'll be crowned according to avian tradition. Take the Mother Goose Ship, and show those rebels who is king of Schlapente!" –hears all the war screaming inspired by his speech-

Mary Sue: "wait... are we like, rescuing a princess? That's like totally sexist and stuff. This is incredibly sexist; what an outrage"