Wow wow wow how long since i havent updated here? :D Now after all this waiting here comes Part 9 of the crazy family trip of the Sawyers ^^.

Enjoy, but be prepared that its gonna be a pretty short chapter *shrug* better as nothing i guess eh? x3 This chap will be around Alfredo, the good ol' perv needs more attention right? ;D *wink wink wink*


Chapter 9

"Alfredo Sawyer and the Nudists revenge!" (sounds like harry potter i know xD)

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Alfredo walked up to the bright lighted spot and stopped in awe. In front of the perverted fella unfolded itself a giant glass covered complex which reflected the shining sun pretty bad. Surrounded it was by a little white fence with a big sign on it which readed:

"New Nudist's beach"

Under the sign was written the following...:

"The perfect place to enjoy your nudity, everyone is welcome here!" In small letters then however... "everyone besides Alfredo Sawyer...he knows why..."

What the hell? Last time he remembered there was no such complex here at all. And why on earth they had excluded him? After a few moments, Alfredo bited his lip in anger. He knew why they exclaimed him...last year there was a certain accident with certain members of this place here...since then it seems they put an embargo over Alfredo for the rest of his life.

He cursed to himself...was that really necessary to ban him away from the beach forever? The rebel in the pervert was up now and decided to outsource this insult on his personality.

Alfredo Sawyer would never ever back away from some stupid nudist chicks, no and no, not him! He had to lost a reputation here after all...

"Just you wait...no one gets away with this so easily...you sum'bitches won't come away with this, hehehehe..." he muttered to himself, earning a strange glare from a squirrel who was up in a tree, watching the Sawyer man cautiously.

Back at the camp side!:

Luda Mae was putting out the picknick blanket and put on the goodies they brought with them. A few salads, the sandwiches of course, sweets and sugary stuff for Bubba and Nubbins. After all was set, she called her kids to dinner.

Heather and Chop-Top were busy with some lovey dovey stuff behind some bushes but as they got called by Luda, both hurridly made themselfes lookable and not suspicious on whatever they just did a few moments ago...One time of getting caught was enough they thought.

Tex and Tink had forgotten the whole Tent-massacre by now and were happy about the food because they nearly were famished by now. Bubba and Nubbins still didn't talked with each other, staring at the food without joy. Charlie was already on the blanket, filling his plate with all kind of stuff, earning a scolding from Luda who not even had said the grace...a gravely fault by Charlie(aka Hoyt) which he had to pay later...

"Has anyone seen Alfredo?" Luda asked, the others just shrugged their shoulders. They nearly had forgotten about him to be honest...(he was the black sheep of the family actually so no wonder xD)

"He sure will come back soon mama..probably just looking for sum bitches to peep at..." Tex added, examing his finger nails more interested as he should have...

"Language Tex, remember? No swearing words..."

"Sorry ~" he quickly apologized and heaved himself a good amount of food on his plate.

"Going for peeping? This...is unacceptable! He at least could have asked me if i wanted to come with him! " Charlie protested and was slapped on his head by Drayton who by now finished his book.

"Shut your mouth boy, its more then enough that we have one bumbling pervert in the family already...think of mama's feelings you hog..." he said with a sneer, sitting down besides his mother and grabbing a plate for himself.

"Don't hit me bitch! I am a sheriff, remember that!"

"Sheriff my ass...you're just a cheap impostor with a fake identity. Thats what you are, nothing but a huge fake."

Between the two eldest Sawyer men was an arguing starting to form. Luda Mae sighed exhausted and tried her best to seperate them. This was some holidays they sure wouldn't forget so soon...

Back with Alfredo:

The little squirrel still watched Alfredo as he tried to sneak in the back-door of the complex. It quickly jumped from twig to twig inside a little entrance high above from the ground, on the dome of the building. Not knowing that this little fucker belonged to this Nudist's employees, Alfredo continued to break in his personal eldorado.

Inside the building a woman was sitting on a desk, busy sorting some papers...the little squirrel scooped up to the female and burried his little head inside the womans heavy cleavage. A chuckling later the squirrel was caressed by a delicate hand.

"What brought you here little one? Did you found something?" Pam, which was the name of the office lady curiously asked and continued to stroke the furr of the squirrel. It slithered up to her ear, whispering his observations. Her eyes grew large and her brows started to rising up.

"So he is back huh...well well...as it seems he has not learned anything from last year..." the lady grinned excited and started to inform her colleagues. Maybe today was not going to be so boring afterall!

Her shoes were clacking merciless on the marble floor, making a weird sound in the process. Another woman joined her soon, her name was Rebecca and had not so much cleavage as the other one, still a pretty great figure...Both quickly enchanged looks and continued their path.

Alfredo in the meanwhile was really able to go inside and was greeted with a heavenly sight. Dozens of womans were lazily slouched on benches and blankets, wearing nothing as their pure skin.

"Jackpot baby..." he rubbed his hands in excitement and felt how his pants already get tighter every moment. Alfredo searched for a bush and quickly jumped inside, mentally preparing for a grade A wanking...

Two woman were walking by and just decided to stand still just a few meters away from Alfredos hiding place. Too bad for him that one was more of a rhino as a woman and the other one had horrible bucky teeth as well no tits and no ass after all...

"Gee...i guess there are dark sides here after all..." quickly changing the direction of his view, landing a lucky shot. Not knowing that he already was located in here he continued to stare at the ladies. A sharp *cough* let him startle and he looked up , eyes big as saucers...

"What do we have here ladies? If this isn't our beloved gal Alfredo...nice to meet you again..." Pam said, smirking with crossed arms. On her side were two tanks of womans with an pissed off look on their faces. The perverts heart was sinking in his knees quickly...

A few very painful moments later...a flash mob of angry woman of all sizes charged after Alfredo who rescued himself out of the beach in the last second, now running for his life...again...it was a sight to see...dozens of naked woman chasing one man around. The squirrel in the meanwhile laid back in his tree, following the chasing scene with joy. And because this certain little squirrel was a little ass he decided to help the girls in their hunt, throwing twigs in Alfredos way, trying to make him falling down. He looked up to the tree and angrily sweared at the Squirrel, cursing the animal to hell.

In the last minute Alfredo managed to cover behind a huge rock, panting heavily...the mob was running by, like angry bees...Turning himself around to look if the air was clear, he managed to run in the different direction back to his family. It was saver after all and at the moment he really could not make another thing as searching for protection from his family.

10 Minutes later:

Alfredo was finally back, panting for his dear life. The family was still eating so he tried to sit down unsuspicious without making any ruckus. Luda Mae greeted her son and offered him food, asking why he panted like this. A quickly excuse was made and Alfredo ate for his life, trying to come down. Charlie shared a sour look with him, glaring daggers through his body.

"Back from your little "tour"?. Next time mister, you ask me if i want to join you, is that clear?" Charlie angrily retorts and fumbling around with his knife in Alfredos face, earning another scolding from Luda Mae.

"With pleasure dick-face..." he mumbled, hastily slinging down his food. Bubba was already finished with dinner and now greedily ate some of the sweets with Nubbins who made peace with his brother shortly after.

"ah what a wonderful day isn't it? The perfect Holiday weather...*sigh*"

"Yeah..simply wonderful..." Alfredo muttered, rolling his eyes in hope that the crowd of woman would give up their search soon.

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Whooo, that was something eh? Little Alfredo knows how to make trouble afterall. Thank you for your attention and i hope for some reviews again :3

Bye, until later x3

Oh yeah and i totally know how silly and impossible it is for a squirrel to be like that, but hey, its a silly story so everything is possible right? xD