p style="text-align: center;"strongI know I haven't been doing this in like forever, so here some is!/strong/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Welcome to today's Lolcats! Today we have here: Tigerstar, Bluestar, Firestar, Scourge, Jayfeather, and Yellowfang!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: LET ME OUT! *is tied to a chair*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: NEVER! *is the one who tied Tigerstar in a chair*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: What?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar *facepalm* Is she this crazy, even in StarClan?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: yes./p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: How do you know? You don't even live in StarClan!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: I stalk her./p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: *magically appear* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GIRL YOU STALKED!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: All the ladies want a piece of this! *flexes muscles*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *facepalm*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: *jumps on Bluestar*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALLL DA STARS IN DA HOOOOUUUUSEE! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT THE STARCLAN UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *rolls eyes*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: So, they do fight over me!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: shut it./p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: NO!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *kills Tigerstar and acts like everything is completely normal*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: NOW WE HAVE TO HIDE HIS BODY!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: Don't worry, I'll put it in the dead body pile in my Clan./p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: (O.O)/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: What?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: That's not normal/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: Your not normal!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SOMONE GET MY OUT OF THIS CHAIR!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Wait, I thought you were dead?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SO I THOUGHT BLUESTAR WAS DEAD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Good point./p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: yes./p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: I'm hungry!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: DEAL WITH IT!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: On the first episode, you guys had snacks, though!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: WELL WE DON'T ANYMORE THANKS TO GRAYSTRIPE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: Aww../p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT UP! *claws Bluestar*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: *cries* I'm HUNGRY! WAA! I WANT FOOD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: UR! I AM SO ANNOYED! YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED ME! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!/p
p style="text-align: left;"JAYFEATHER: HOW CAN I WHEN THEY HAVE FUNNY NAMES LIKE ONEEYE, HALFTAIL, AND OTHER emMEAN /emNAMES LIKE THAT?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Good point./p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: YOU MUST HAVE YELLOW TEETH! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: I can give you a tooth brush and some tooth paste for that, if you want, Yellowfang./p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Yes, that would be nice, then they would have to change my name! :D/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *gives her tooth baste and brush*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *brushes teeth* WOW! MY TEETH HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLEAN!/p
p style="text-align: left;"ME: *rolls eyes*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: o3O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: TIME TO DIE OLD LADY!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Wut?!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: O-O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: YEAH! YOU ARE TOO OLD! *jumps out window for some reason*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang NE-/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *kills her*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: O-O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *doesn't come back to life*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"ME: Holla! (I said that for some unknown reason)/p
p style="text-align: left;"BLuestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SHUT UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *jumps out window*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Poor window.../p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: I HAVE HAD IT! *jumps out window too*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Maybe it's a good idea to shut that window next episode.../p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *comes back to life* You think?!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Yes, I do think./p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Yup, that's what you meant. NOW END OF SHOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DIES!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Welcome to today's Lolcats! Today we have here: Tigerstar, Bluestar, Firestar, Scourge, Jayfeather, and Yellowfang!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: LET ME OUT! *is tied to a chair*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: NEVER! *is the one who tied Tigerstar in a chair*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: What?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar *facepalm* Is she this crazy, even in StarClan?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: yes./p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: How do you know? You don't even live in StarClan!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: I stalk her./p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: *magically appear* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY GIRL YOU STALKED!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: All the ladies want a piece of this! *flexes muscles*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *facepalm*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: *jumps on Bluestar*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALLL DA STARS IN DA HOOOOUUUUSEE! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT THE STARCLAN UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *rolls eyes*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: So, they do fight over me!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: shut it./p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: NO!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *kills Tigerstar and acts like everything is completely normal*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: NOW WE HAVE TO HIDE HIS BODY!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: Don't worry, I'll put it in the dead body pile in my Clan./p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: (O.O)/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: What?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: That's not normal/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: Your not normal!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SOMONE GET MY OUT OF THIS CHAIR!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Wait, I thought you were dead?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SO I THOUGHT BLUESTAR WAS DEAD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Good point./p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: yes./p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: I'm hungry!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: DEAL WITH IT!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: On the first episode, you guys had snacks, though!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: WELL WE DON'T ANYMORE THANKS TO GRAYSTRIPE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: Aww../p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: SHUT UP! *claws Bluestar*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Firestar: *cries* I'm HUNGRY! WAA! I WANT FOOD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: UR! I AM SO ANNOYED! YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED ME! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!/p
p style="text-align: left;"JAYFEATHER: HOW CAN I WHEN THEY HAVE FUNNY NAMES LIKE ONEEYE, HALFTAIL, AND OTHER emMEAN /emNAMES LIKE THAT?/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Good point./p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: YOU MUST HAVE YELLOW TEETH! /p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: I can give you a tooth brush and some tooth paste for that, if you want, Yellowfang./p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Yes, that would be nice, then they would have to change my name! :D/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: *gives her tooth baste and brush*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *brushes teeth* WOW! MY TEETH HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLEAN!/p
p style="text-align: left;"ME: *rolls eyes*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: o3O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: TIME TO DIE OLD LADY!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: Wut?!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: O-O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Jayfeather: YEAH! YOU ARE TOO OLD! *jumps out window for some reason*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang NE-/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *kills her*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: O-O/p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *doesn't come back to life*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Bluestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"ME: Holla! (I said that for some unknown reason)/p
p style="text-align: left;"BLuestar: ALL DA STARS IN DA HOUSE!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Tigerstar: SHUT UP!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Scourge: *jumps out window*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Poor window.../p
p style="text-align: left;"Goldenflower: I HAVE HAD IT! *jumps out window too*/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Maybe it's a good idea to shut that window next episode.../p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: *comes back to life* You think?!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Yes, I do think./p
p style="text-align: left;"Yellowfang: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!/p
p style="text-align: left;"Me: Yup, that's what you meant. NOW END OF SHOW BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DIES!/p
