Disco Bear:

Oh Yeah!

Step aside boy and let the really playa take the gold here

We all know who is going to win so you don't need to hire a seer

I am a successful disco man from the 70s that gets bitches

While you spend most of you're time at hospitals getting checkups and stitches

You are a person that dies more than me while wearing nothing but sweetmeats

Really can't you wear anything that would give your penis pig meats?

Cut back on the sugar and why don't you do some dance moves

So you don't have to be a large living beehive

-oOo-

Nutty:

MMMM YUM YUM YUM (munch)

I don't need to do some dance moves I am more active than you fatso

You look like a washed up Elvis that never did anything like a matzo

I may have died more than you but let me tell you why

No one likes you; I am the most popular character in this show you lazy guy

If you are a famous disco singer than where the fuck are your records!?

The only thing that you do is stalk women and they would always use their wards

Even though I am hyperactive I have friends that love and care about me

You, on the other hand, are going to die alone and broke; lets agree to disagree

-oOo-

Disco Bear:

I don't give a fuck if people hate me; I am more popular on television

Why don't you get your eye looked at anyway, you have a fucked up vision

You are so addicted to candy that you would commit crimes to get it

Only a handful of people don't like you I mean look at the "Sucker for Love" skit

Even if you try to fix yourself you would find another thing to be addicted to

Look at the "False Alarm" game; the games made you forget how to chew

Let me show some dance moves that will make you crunch:

Step to the right than slide, step to the left than slide, kick, kick, kick, than punch

-oOo-

Nutty:

That's it? You are planning on killing me with your little dance attack?

Hello? It's for you; Disco Stew wants his outfit back

If you are trying to kill the squirrel that killed Cro-Marmot you are mistaken

Wait; weren't you killed by Giggles, a chipmunk, you old leathery bacon?

Another thing how old are you really "Disco"? Did you not get the presage?

You are dating people in their twenties and you don't seem to get the message

Why don't you let me show you a really dance move, mmmm?

Unwrap, lick, lick, suck, crunch. MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

-oOo-

Who won? Who's next? You decide!