A/N Sorry for last chapter's pointlessness, but thanks for the reviews. This chapter is equally pointless, but requested by a friend who wanted me to do one in Emmett's point of view (gives me the opportunity to add some humor into it). Oh, and by the way, this is set a couple of hours before parts 7 and 8. I don't own Twilight or Maximum ride.

Emmett's POV

"Of course I wouldn't actually have killed those kids." Ok, a teensy bit of a lie. I might thank Alice when Jasper's not around. Scrap that. I'm not the thanking sought.

"Hang on, was I hallucinating again, or did those kids fly away?"

" Well done Emmett! You noticed!" Alice said brightly from the driver's seat. Why the hell was I letting her drive my car anyway? It was half and hour (and one suitably angry grizzly) later. Driving home in the rain. There's a major storm coming. Might play ball tonight.

"'K Alice, if you're so clever, then what were three bird kids doing here then?" And where the heck did they come from anyway? Ew. Did their mom get knocked up by a pigeon or something?

" I honestly have no idea, but the appear to have serious lack of hygiene, and fashion sense. Over sized, odd colored wind sheeters, not good."

"They had a little talking dog. I so want one for Renesmee." Bella chipped in.

"Well, she has Jacob already, how many talking mutts can one kid need?" Bella glared at me. Oh yeah, he was her BFF.

"Bella, that dog did not talk" Jasper said. I didn't think it did either.

" It did! It shouted 'bugger me! They're after us'"

"That might have been me" I joked.

Bella raised her eyebrows. "Ok...."

A random few seconds of silence.

"Well" Bella changed the subject. " I've never been particularly religious, but Charlie believes in angels and I'm not quite sure they're the first things that spring to mind when he thinks of angels."

"Angels? I think of Christmas '94, when I tied Alice up in colored lights and made her sit on top of the tree." I laughed at the memory. Actually, when I think of angels, I think of my Rose, of course.

"Please say you got photos!" Jasper laughed.

"Traitor" Alice muttered.

" Hell yeah! Then a couple of years ago, I photoshopped in wings and a halo, the lot." Hm, good times.

A rumble of thunder shook the air.

" Are you game?" I nodded towards the weather. They knew what I meant. Just hope it stops raining. Somebody (naming no names) doesn't like to play in the rain. Apparently it cramps her style, but I think she looks even sexier drenched in some good old Forks rain.

"Yeah"

"'K Em"

"Only if I get to bat first" Said Alice, hm, she usually pitches.

" Whatever, titch." A shoe flew towards my head. I ducked it and caught it before it damaged my car.

Soon we were in the garage. We trouped off to the living room, where most of the others were. All except Bella, she ran off to the cottage, and no doubt to where Eddie was. Alice quickly recounted our little story to Rose, Renesmee, Carlisle and Esme. Odd, where's Jacob, shouldn't he be around here, humping Renesmee's leg or peeing on something? Perhaps he's died. Well the kid seems perfectly happy. Win win situation.

Carlisle's deeply scientific reasoning on why we bumped into some mutant bird kids was really dull. I glanced around for something more interesting to pay attention to. The TV was still on. It looked like a re-run of the X files. Great, more confusing crap. There was the manky smell of paint coming from the window. Esme had been redecorating without me. I stared at the slowly drying paint, actually expecting something to happen. I was distracted. Sheesh! Would Edward and Bella keep it down? Some people are trying to watch paint dry!

By now, Alice was expressing her want to catch the mutant bird kids and give them a full makeover, including some new clothes, and a bath. Esme was worrying about their apparent homelessness. They were both really determined, and I kinda accidentally roped myself into searching for them later, their scent was easy enough to follow, but the whole flying thing could make finding them hard.

A/N Sorry for another pointless chapter, but the next one's in Jacob's POV, and should be a bit more interesting. I'll get it on FF on Sunday. Please review!