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"Urgh..." groaned a voice.
'Somethings not right.' A figure with green hair opens his eyes to see he was in a forest of some sort.
'Where am I even, this doesn't look like the Thousand Sunny.' the figure thought.
'Oh yeah I remember now, that idiot captain jumped into that pond and the next thing I knew I'm right here.' the figure continued.
'Well I guess I better get up now and get a lay of the land.'
"Zzz..."
'Huh? What was that?'
He turns his head around and his face turn into a sudden shock as he sees a familiar curly brow blond right in front of his face.
"Huh? Oh good morning Nami-san! Allow me to give a passionate morning kiss..." the Blond said obviously still half awake.
The Green haired is seriously disgusted and shocked by the fact that he was about to get kissed by the blond.
Then suddenly the Blond opened his eyes fully and gave the same comedic look.
The Blond then suddenly gets and starts accusing the Green haired.(I can already guess that you already know who they are by now at this point.)
"BASTARD! DON'T STICK THAT UGLY MUG OF YOURS IN MY FACE!" yelled Sanji.
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY!" yelled Zoro as he gets up too.
They then started wrestling each other while grunting.
"WAIT HOLD IT!" yelled Zoro.
"WHAT IS IT MARIMO CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE IN A FIGHT!" yelled Sanji still pissed.
"WHAT YOU CALL ME! You know what? never mind, I was wondering if you know where we are?" said Zoro.
"How am I supposed to know the last time I remember was that idiot captain jumping into that pond. I'm surprised that you're even asking me for directions for something." said Sanji.
"Shut up! This is serious right now!" said Zoro.
They both then hear a low growl.
"Hmm? What was that a dog?" asked Sanji.
"I don't even think it's a dog." said Zoro as they both turn around to see a tall black wolf with bone armor of some sorts.
"What the hell is that?" said Sanji.
"I don't know but I feel a dark presence coming from that thing." said Zoro.
The wolf then starts to charge at them. Zoro then pulls out all three of his swords crossing two diagonally on his chest and one horizontally in his mouth behind them.
"Oni..." He slashes through the wolf by swinging the swords across his chest.
"Giri!" The wolf was then spewing blood from the cut wounds it received and died.
"I guess that takes care of it." said Sanji as he then lights a cigarette.
"Don't be too sure Ero-cook it's not over yet." said Zoro as glowing red eyes starts to surround them.
At Ozpins Office
Ozpin was reading a newspaper until a holographic screen popped up from his desk. He looks up from his paper to see that something had caught the security camera's eye.
What he was seeing right now were two young adults combating the creatures of Grimm while at the same time fighting among themselves by throwing insults at each other.
One of them had green hair and was using three swords to fight. The other had blonde hair, a very expensive suit, and a kick so powerful that it could send an Ursa flying away while smoking a cigarette and a strange swirl on his eyebrow.
Ozpin then pulled out his scroll to see some descriptions of a crew that belonged to Luffy. Although Luffy didn't describe enough, the two men right there were enough proof.
Ozpin can still remember the day when he asked Luffy to describe his crew.
Flashback
"And are you sure that's what they look like?" asked Ozpin.
"Yep." said Luffy.
"Is there anything else I should know before you leave?" asked Ozpin
"Hmm... Nah." said Luffy.
Flashback end
Ozpin pushes the button on his scroll and says.
"Glynda it has appeared that two more guests have arrived, can you send team RWBY to my office. Oh also can you bring me some more coffee."
Later...
"Do you all know why I called you all here today." said Ozpin.
Team RWBY is just standing around while Luffy is spacing out.
"Um... is this because of the time we replaced your coffee with pudding." said Ruby fiddling her fingers.
"No and I did appreciated that pudding by the way, it was quite good thank you." said Ozpin.
"Your welcome." said Ruby smiling while Weiss just face palmed.
"The real reason is I wan't you all to go on a mission again to the Emerald Forest." said Ozpin.
"The Emerald Forest? Isn't that where we found Luffy?" asked Yang.
"Precisely." said Ozpin.
"So let me get this straight. You called us up here from the middle of class just so you can send us on a rescue mission." said Weiss.
"That is correct Miss Schnee." said Ozpin.
"But who are we going to rescue this time?" asked Blake.
"I believe Mister Luffy would know." said Ozpin while Glynda projects holographic photos of two guys on Ozpin's desk.
Luffy looked at the photos and immediately recognized them.
"EH! That's Zoro and Sanji!" said Luffy surprised.
"You know those two?" asked Yang.
"Of course I do! They are part of my crew." said Luffy.
"Are you sure? Because I find that hard to believe..." said Weiss.
"Whats with his eyebrow why is it all curled up like that?" asked Ruby.
Meanwhile...
"Achoo!" sneezed Sanji.
"Oy Dartboard Brow this is no time to be sick." said Zoro.
"Shut up Mosshead."
"But what are they doing here?!" said Luffy.
"That is what I would like to find out." said Ozpin.
"Then what are we waiting for? Lets go!" said Luffy.
"Wait Mr. Luffy, before you go I need to have a few words with you." Ozpin requested.
"Hmm?"
"I know your very eager to rescue your friends right now, but don't you find it unusual that they have appeared right now?" asked Ozpin.
"What are you talking about Old man? They are part of my crew therefore as Captain I must check to see if they are alright." Luffy answers seriously.
"I see." said Ozpin. "Well when you do rescue them I need you to bring them to me just for a little while then."
"What do you need to ask them about anyways?" asked Ruby.
"Just for a few Questions." Ozpin replied. "Alright, if we're done chatting then I suppose I can let you go to your assigned mission already."
Team RWBY just nodded and head towards the elevator.
"Is something wrong Ozpin?" asked Glynda.
"No I'm fine Glynda, thank you for your concern. I just hope the future of our world does not shatter and fall upon the void of darkness."
"Are we almost there yet?" asked Luffy.
"For the last time no! This is about the tenth time you've asked!" said Weiss irritated. "You are such a child you know!"
"Just give it up Weiss I'm pretty sure he wont stop until he gets what he wants." said Blake.
"Hmph easy for you to say!" said Weiss.
"Hey Luffy what are Zoro and Sanji Like because I just want to know before I meet them." asked Ruby.
"Zoro is the first crewmate to ever join me and he's the swordsman of my crew." said Luffy.
"Really!" said Ruby.
"Yeah, you know what the best part about him is? That he can use three swords at the same time." said Luffy.
"THAT'S SO COOL!" yelled Ruby with excitement in her eyes and stars floating around her.
"Wait how can he even do that?" asked Yang.
"Let me guess he uses his mouth to hold his third one." said Weiss.
"Yes." said Luffy.
"I think that's just idiotic." said Weiss sharing her thought.
"Although he's an idiot because he has no sense of direction." said Luffy.
"Yeah... Your the one saying." said Weiss.
The Pilot then anounces. "We are approaching our destination but there are also hostiles nearby."
"Alright get ready team." said Ruby as they then prepared themselves.
"Oh wait never mind they've been taken care of." said The Pilot.
"But how?" asked Weiss.
Zoro and Sanji just took down hordes of who knows what. They fought creatures that resembled wolves, boars, bears, crows and a huge scorpion and snake. Zoro took care of the scorpion while Sanji took on the two headed python.
Right now Zoro is sitting down on a log and Sanji is leaning against a tree smoking a cigarrette. They then heard some sort of noise and looked up to see something flying towards them, they've also noticed there's a person inside.
"Oy Marimo we got company." said Sanji.
"I know." said Zoro as he gets up.
"Just let me do the talking because I know you'll mess it up." said Sanji.
"HEY!" said Zoro.
As the vehicle lands it began to open up it's side and four girls walked out of it. Then suddenly Sanji loses his cool and starts to do some dance with hearts in his eyes.
"MELLORINES!" yelled Sanji as the four girls sweat drop.
"Oy oy what's that about messing up." said Zoro sweat dropping as well.
Sanji then dash's extremely fast and holds the girl in a red cape's hand.
"How do you do today young Miss I am at your service." said Sanji in a gentlemans voice as he then kisses her hand.
"EH?!" The caped girl then starts to blush redder than her red cloak in confusion and embarrassment.
"HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER YOU PERV!" yelled the blonde girl furiously as she then punches Sanji really hard in the left cheek sending him flying toward the tree he was just leaning at. When he crashed, he had hearts in his eyes and the tree some how broke into pieces making a heart statue.
Zoro sweat dropped at that.
"Hey You! You better not be thinking of the same thing!" yelled the blonde girl.
Zoro turned his head and said. "Don't worry I wont. I'm not like that idiot over there." He points his thumb at Sanji who is still lovestruck.
"Anyway who are you people?" said Zoro.
"Uh... Umm... we are a team of Huntresses in training." said the caped girl still embarrassed from Sanji kissing her hand.
"Huntresses? I'm guessing you hunt what ever these things are then." said Zoro.
"Well you are technically correct. We actually defend this world from them." said the black bowed girl.
"Are you the one called Zoro?" asked the girl in a white dress crossing her arms.
"Yes I am, my full name is Roronoa Zoro. How did you know?"
"Because he is the one who told us." said the white dressed girl as Luffy then came out.
"Oy! Zoro! Sanji!" yelled Luffy as he was waving his hand.
"Oh Luffy." said Zoro casually as the wooden heart statue breaks in half. Sanji then loses his cool again and dash's furiously towards Luffy and grabs him by the vest.
"WHY! JUST HOW CAN AN IDIOT LIKE YOU HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ALL TO YOURSELF!" Sanji yells furiously shaking Luffy.
"WO-OH-Ca-lm-do-own-San-ji." said Luffy as he was being shaked.
A few seconds later
Sanji was lighting up a cigarette while Luffy was dizzy from all that shaking Sanji did on him.
"Is he even their captain?" Weiss said to herself.
"Now let's get down to buisness, you know my name already." said Zoro
"My Name Is Sanji By The Way!" said Sanji introducing himself with hearts in his eyes.
"Ignore that idiot right there." said Zoro.
"WHAT WAS THAT MARIMO!" yelled Sanji with fiery fury.
"I think it's fair that you should tell me yours." said Zoro
"I'll do it." said Luffy getting up and starts introducing the four girls.
"This is Ruby." Luffy points to the red cloaked girl.
"Hi it's nice to meet you." said Ruby waving her hand.
He then points the girl in a white dress.
"That one right there is Wise." He said mispronouncing the name.
"It's Weiss! Your doing that on purpose aren't you!" said Weiss.
He then points to the black bowed girl.
"This one is Blake."
"Hey." said Blake (that's how she greets people sometimes.)
He finally points to the blonde bombshell.
"Finally this is Yang."
"Hey there if you and me want to do a little something call me." said Yang as she does a finger gun pose and winks.
"Anyway what island are we even on?" asked Zoro.
"Oh Zoro your not going to believe this but we are actually on another world." said Luffy.
"Huh? Stop fooling around Luffy." said Zoro.
"Umm sorry to break this to you, but you are actually on another world." said Ruby.
"That's hard to believe." said Zoro.
"Tell me about it when we first met him." said Weiss.
"But we do know a guy who can help answer all of your questions." said Blake.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" The Bullheads siren went off.
"Hey if you all are done talking we have a group of Grimm coming unless you can take them on!" said the pilot through the speaker.
"Don't worry I'll protect you all with my life!" said Sanji getting into battle stance.
"No need we can take care of them ourselves." said Ruby.
Zoro and Sanji looked at each other in confusion.
The Grimm then showed up consisting of a few Beowolves, a Boarbatusk, a small Nevermore that is 9 feet tall, and an Ursa Major. All of them charged at our pirates and huntresses.
Team RWBY then gets out their weapons surprising Zoro and Sanji.
Ruby uses her Crescent Rose and semblance to projectile herself towards a Beowolf cutting it in half. She spins her weapon to slice the Beowolves surrounding her. She then shoots the remaining Beowolf's head making it explode.
"Amazing Right! Their weapons can transform into guns!" said Luffy excitedly while Zoro and Sanji just stared.
Weiss does her pose and creates a glyph beneath her making speed up towards the Boarbatusk. She swings her Myrtenaster knocking it back. She uses Ice dust to create an ice rink making the Boarbatusk slip on it's back. She then creates glyph beneath her again this time sending her up and creating another glyph in the air making her fly diagonally toward the Boarbatusk stabbing the belly.
The Nevermore shoots it's feathers towards Blake. Blake used her Gambol Shroud to deflect some of them and dodges one by using her shadow. She turns her weapon into a chain sickle and throws it at the Nevermore grabbing it's foot. She then swings the Nevermore into a tree and retracts it towards her. She then swings the giant cleaver decapitating the head.
The Ursa Major charges towards Yang attempting to swipe at her but that failed when she dodged and gave it a right upper cut. She then does a round house kick sending it a few meters flying.
"Ha Ha you can't even hit a the broad side of a ba..." before she can complete her insult a strand of her golden hair falls in front of her face and lands on the forest floor. As the Ursa Major gets up it charged at Yang again.
Yang closes her violet eyes, then opens them to reveal red making the Major confused.
"You... HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY HAIR!" She yells as an inferno background surrounds her for a moment. She then charges unleashing a devastating combo of kicks and punches on the Ursa Major.
"How scary..." Luffy and Zoro said at the same time while Sanji was basically cheering for team RWBY.
"DO YOUR BEST RUBY!WEISS! BLAKE! YANG!" Sanji yelled with hearts in his eyes.
Yang finishes the Ursa Major by making hole in it's bodies.
"Serves You Right To Never Mess With My Hair!" said Yang pointing at the fading corpse of the Grimm.
Zoro was observing the scene he was seeing right now.
'Hmm... I've never seen this type of fighting style before. They must have some sort of training in order to wield those weapons.' He thought to himself. 'I wonder if there are more of them?'
"Oy Mosshead quit daydreaming and get over here or else we're going to leave you behind!" Yelled Sanji from the Bullhead.
"What the! Hold on a second how did you even get there so fast without me noticing Curly Brow!" Zoro yelled back.
"Just get on already!" said Sanji.
"Uh... Are they always like this?" asked Ruby.
"I'd say a very long time." said Luffy unsure.
Else where...
In an abandoned ware house Roman Torchwick was busily looking over the map of Vale until he heard footsteps walking behind him. He turns around and sees three people but their appearances are covered by the darkness.
"Ah company. I presume that your the ones my boss hired." said Roman smirking.
The threes eyes just flashed Orange, Red, and Yellow.
End Chapter
What's this? Am I hearing the sounds of people loosing their heads because Zoro and Sanji are here? Then you are all correct! I am planning to add more of the Straw hat crew later in the future and maybe other One Piece characters. I know that I didn't add much to their character or have more screen time but I just felt like it was just for the best to make this chapter short. So anyway if you have any questions or comments leave a review and I might answer next chapter.^_^
"Huh? Where am I?" said Zoro.
What The! Your not supposed to be in here!
