I actually need to put a warning here!
I will not lie. There IS an explicate scene at the end of this chapter. It's not nearly bad enough to be a lemon- but it is a strong lime.
For all of you who can't handle a bit of action, then I placed an 'X' where it starts.
It's actually not that bad, but you can read around it if you want.
Enjoy!
Chapter 9- Kuzu-chan
All of us girls, including Konan-F, were in the one room. Thankfully not on Concrete anymore.
"Hey, Kakuzu. You're twenty now, aren't you?" Sasori asked the brunette with a smirk.
Kakuzu nodded.
"Woah! She's older than Deidara-M!" Hidan grinned.
"Not to mention Hotter, cooler, and taller." I added.
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, did you guys know there's a theme park near here?" Itachi asked, turning to Konan-F specifically.
"Not that I care, but no." She replied, sitting against the wall.
Hidan and Sasori shot up like rocket-ships.
"I WANNA GO!" They shouted in a creepy unison.
Konan-F snorted in faint amusement.
"Good luck convincing Kakuzu…M…" She spoke, nearly forgetting to say the 'M'.
All of our eyes locked on to OUR Kakuzu.
She blinked, looking at us nervously.
"What? Why are you all staring at me with those creepy expressions?" She asked.
"Hey, you know Kakuzu-M well, right Kakuzu?" Hidan asked, shuffling closer to her childhood friend.
Kakuzu frowned in realisation.
"No way. I am NOT convincing that old fool to waste a heap of money on a stupid amusement park!" She snapped.
Hidan sighed, before moving closer.
"Pre-tty please~?" She sung, nudging the older girl's shoulder.
Kakuzu looked at her with a scowl.
"No."
"Kuzu-chan…" Hidan pouted, as the rest of us watched in awe.
Kakuzu shivered slightly.
"N-No."
"Kuzu-chaa~n…" She whispered softer this time, into the brunette's ear.
Kakuzu's face went red, and she shivered again.
"S-stop it. I said N-no." She tried to speak firmly.
"Not even if I pay you…?" We barely heard Hidan mutter.
Kakuzu was silent.
"Kuzu-chan?"
"I hope you have cash on you." Kakuzu sighed, accepting defeat.
Sasori and I exchanged glances of disbelief.
Hidan just swayed Kakuzu's decision, just by saying 'Kuzu-chan' and offering her some money.
I looked at Konan-F, who was holding a dumbstruck expression on her face.
The silver haired teen finished handing Kakuzu some money.
Kakuzu got up and left the room, her face still red with embarrassment.
"What the… FUCK, did you just DO? That was the most amazing thing I've seen in my life!" Konan-F blurted.
Hidan smirked.
"It's a trick I leant a long time ago. That nickname makes her shiver for some reason. It's like the equivalent of money to her. You just gotta say it right, and she'll do anything for you." Hidan grinned, giving us the peace sign.
"That was a dirty trick." Sasori spoke coyly, before shuffling over to me, and whispering 'Ko-cha~n' in my ear.
I sat in silence for a moment.
"Nope. I didn't feel a shiver." I told her.
She frowned.
"Damn. Maybe it's just Hidan who can do it." She thought out loud.
Hidan nodded.
"Only I can do it, and it only works on her." She grinned.
Sasori giggled.
"Maybe it's a cru-"
Hidan shook her head again.
"Hidan-M can do it too." She told us.
Sasori grinned.
"Maybe Kakuzu-M ALSO has a cru-"
Konan-F laughed.
"Not likely. Different things turn different people on, I guess." She concluded.
Kakuzu-
The redness shed from my face as I walked down the corridor.
Damn that Hidan.
I came to the last door on the right, and knocked twice. There was no answer.
I shrugged, and opened the door- closing it softly behind me.
Kakuzu-M was sitting at a desk, reading. His mask and cloak were off, as expected.
I calmly sat down on his bed, and waited for him to finish up whatever paragraph he was on.
After a minute or so, he put the book down and turned to me.
"Yes?" He asked placidly.
I sighed.
"There is a theme park nearby, and I was sexually harassed until I agreed to convince you to let us go." I responded.
"No way am I wasting money on something so stupid. Wait- Sexually harassed?" He asked with faint amusement.
"She called me Kuzu-chan…" I mumbled, burying my tomato-red face in my hands.
He blinked in utter confusion.
"That's all? What's so bad about that?"
I sighed.
"You don't get it…" I mumbled, before I walked over and sat in his lap, wrapped an arm around his neck, and whispered into his ear.
"Can we go to the theme park together?… Pre~tty please … Ku….zu…. chan?" I spoke in the sexiest voice I could dish up. Oh yeah, and I could dish up one hell of a sexy voice.
He tensed, and I let a smirk play my lips-
Sorry Sensei. You're gonna be wasting a lot of money soon.
Ever so slowly… I ran my fingers through his hair.
"Ku…zu….chan?" I whispered again.
He shivered.
Got ya.
I took a deep breath. I'm demanding more money after this.
Then, I pressed my lips against his, and I think he fell into a deep state of SHOCK.
Now, I'm not a good romantic. I've never had a boyfriend, and I've only ever seen people kiss before. I may not be totally gorgeous, however I have sex appeal. This is the advantage of being a woman.
"I'll do anything, Kuzu…. Please… I really, really want to go…" I spoke.
I could tell he was attempting to suppress any redness from coming to his cheeks.
Kissing him again, I slowly got off him, and pulled him to his feet.
He still refused to give in.
Damn. He's good at this… Fine. I've got something else up my sleeve anyway.
Swiftly, I threw him onto the bed, and sat on top of him. It was weird, considering- he was actually a lot bigger than me. Yet, I had him pinned down.
But, a man is a man. And if I couldn't do this- then I'm a failure as a Kunoichi, aren't I?
"Kuzu… I meant it. I really want to go to that theme park… Pretty please?" I begged softly.
He was biting his lip now, closing his eyes- trying to resist giving in.
Okay, now I was serious. In case you loving readers didn't know… I don't like losing. It's not cool. I get bitter, and start snapping at people.
I did what I HAD to. So understand this.
I kind of purposely rubbed my knee against… a certain something.
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His eyes immediately snapped open and he glared at me.
I pouted in response, un-doing his shirt, and throwing it on the floor with innocence.
A tiny bead of sweat ran down his cheek.
Nearly smirking, I took off my coat, and reached into my shirt.
He twitched slightly, as I pulled out a stack of money, and carelessly threw it onto the floor, followed by my mesh shirt.
I was left in my shorts, and closed fishnet bra, and his eyes were still on the money I dropped.
Well, I'd have to change that.
Although, I know. That was pretty low, even for me. But hey, I was being paid for this.
I slowly moved my knee against him again, sitting on his left thigh.
I kissed him, before rocking my body forward once, and watching him sigh in defeat.
"Kuzu….?" I asked softly.
"Fine." He muttered.
I blinked. Wait- what?
"Really?" I asked slowly.
"That was a dirty trick. Don't you ever do that again." He growled.
"Do what?" I asked innocently, before grinding against him again.
He drew in a sharp breath, before glaring daggers at me.
"Oh… You meant that?" I smiled sweetly.
"Seriously. Stop. I already said we can go." He told me, keeping his voice down in case he woke anyone who was sleeping.
When he put it that way… It wasn't enough for me.
So, I felt inclined to do it again… And again…
"I t-told you to stop!" He stammered.
I kept going, my breaths becoming short as I couldn't control myself anymore.
"I can't stop…" I hissed, moving faster.
He had hold of the bed sheets, tightly.
I wrapped my arms around his neck, burying my red face into his shoulder as I drew in sharp breaths.
"Crap… I'm going to-"
There was a knock on the door.
"Kakuzu. It's 1 am, and the girls are all calling it a night." Konan-F called softly from outside.
"That's fine… I'm staying here for a bit. I won't wake anyone up…" I replied, just as soft.
"Alright. Good night." She spoke, and I listened as her footsteps trailed off.
I collapsed on Kakuzu-M's chest, catching the breath I'd lost, as he did the same.
"Well… Fuck." I breathed out.
He put his arms around me with a sigh, and I clicked the lights off.
"What was that for?" He asked.
I kissed him, waiting to get some sort of response this time.
When I got it, I pulled him up by the neck, and took his hand, placing it on the back of my bra.
"Unclip it…" I muttered, before smashing our lips together again.
That was one more Item of clothing tossed on the floor.
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KYA! I'm SO SORRY! I can't write shit like that if my life depended on it. Review, please! Or I'll rip your head off.
That's the closest this story gets to lemons though.
I'm WAY too innocent to go any further than that.
BTW. THEMEPARK CHAPTER NEXT! BOO YA!
