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Day of the wedding, 10:00 am

"Did you tell them?" asks Fitz

"Tell them that we were being chased by the mob last night. No way. I want to survive this trip." replies Hunter

"What about you sir?" asks Mack to Coulson who is fixing his tie

"I haven't seen May since we left last night and I'm not going to tell her today or tomorrow for that matter."

"Are you sure that's wise?"

"It is if it keeps me unscathed." states Hunter

"Whenever May finds out she is going to kill you." says Fitz as Mack nods in agreement

"I'll try to come up with something that doesn't sound so bad." says Coulson

"Anything that you want us to do while the girls get ready?" asks Mack

"How about a perimeter check. Make sure that we have no surprise visitors. Hunter go check on Mrs. May and make sure that she's okay."


"So I sent the Doc and the Koenigs to get the wedding cake." says Skye to Simmons and Bobbi in May's room

"Why did you send all three to get the cake?" asks Simmons

"I was just going to send the Koenigs but the Doc wanted to go with. May what's taking you so long?"

"I shall take my time. Its my wedding day after all." May replies from the bathroom

"Uh oh. We may have a problem." says Bobbi who is standing by the window

"What is it?" asks Simmons

"Four black cars are driving up the driveway as I speak."

"Alright. I'm dressed and I will only ask this once. How do I look?" asks May as she walks out of the bathroom

"Great as always May but we have another issue." replies Skye from her spot next to Bobbi and Simmons at the window


"And I thought that I was supposed to be the only one nervous today." says Coulson to the priest

"I just hope for a great wedding. For you and your beloved." the priest replies

"Me too. Father me too." he says as Skye, Simmons, and Bobbi comes downstairs

"Coulson we have a problem." says Skye

"Excuse me Father. What is it?" asks Coulson while the priest leaves the group

"The guys from the casino found us." says Hunter running over to the group along with Fitz and Mack

"What guys?" asks Bobbi

"The mob." says Fitz

"The mob?! How did you guys get into trouble with the mob?" asks Simmons

"It's a long story."

"Well this is the last time we leave you guys to your own devices." says Skye

"What do we do? We have to do something before May finds out."

"Too late." says May walking down in a dark blue dress holding her leather jacket in her hands

"May you look amazing. You know its bad luck to see the bride before the wedding." says Coulson in awe of May's entrance

"Too late for that." says May as bullets start flying through the house


"How many are inside Father?" asks Earl while he watches his buddies shoot down the house

"About seven. Is all this necessary. These seem like nice people. Who cares if they took a lot of your money?"

"It's ironic that you're getting cold feet."

"I just saying that you don't have to hurt them."

"And I'm just saying do you want a sizable donation to your church from an anonymous source after we're through. Now if you excuse me I have to go check on any survivors."


"Mack, Skye, and Simmons go find the others. Make sure the others are safe. If you can get them to the Bus." says May walking over to the secret passageway's entrance

"We'll cover you." says Coulson

"There's no way you can take all these guys." says Skye

"Don't worry about us Skye. Just focus on finding the others." May says reassuringly before opening up the passage door and shoots at the pair of men in front of her allowing the three agents to head towards the back of the villa

"You're right. I should have told you about our run in with the mob. I just didn't want to ruin today. I wanted you to remember this day for the rest of your life." says Coulson while punching a guy in the face

"And I definitely will." replies May as she blocks a man's leg from hitting her in the face

"And I'm glad but now when you think about our wedding day it'll be us taking on the mob. I just didn't want that for you." says Coulson as both he and May punch out the same guy

"Don't worry. This is something that I'll never forget." replies May spin kicks another man and after he goes down both May and Coulson see a rather large man approaching the pair.

"I hope so. I believe we have something of yours and if you want it back you'll give us the money." he says as two of his men enter caring a two tier white wedding cake

"Is that a mini Lola as the wedding cake topper? Is that me driving with you in the passengers seat?" asks Coulson as takes in the cake

"Yes it is." answers May

"You're the best you know that right."

"Can we please get back to the task at hand. If you want those twins, the other man outside and this lovely cake unharmed you will give us the money."

"And if we don't? I'm sorry I didn't catch your name." says Coulson

"It's Earl and let's just say it'll be better if you do as I say."

"Was that a threat?" asks May

"It wasn't even that good." says Coulson

"How about this: You hand over the money and my men here won't take your heads off." says Earl as a couple of men come up behind May and Coulson.

"That is a much better threat Earl."


Will the cake get destroyed? How will May and Coulson get out of this? And where are Ward and Agent 33? Find out in the next chapter.