Chapter 10: Oh Shit...


Katie's POV:

Did something happen? Psycho's been acting weird ever since we got back to the hotel. She didn't eat inner, nor did she sleep well. she moved around too much. Maybe she had too much to drink last night... water. She drank too much water. Dude, we're not even 18 yet. We can't drink beer. And this morning she couldn't do her makeup right. She kept smudging the mascara and putting on too little eyeshadow. Something's up.

"Psycho?" I asked as she tried to pull her hair back.

"Y-yeah?" she answered, looking at me quickly.

"What's up? You don't look so good." She jerked up a little and smiled.

"Damn tacos messed up my stomach, hehe!" she said, smiling. I felt a little less worried after she smiled, but something was still bugging me. I woke Kretzing up and Chucky gulped down a pot full of coffee.

"So, can we just give up on Johnny and get me outta here?" he said, coughing. Psycho looked over, alarmed, but then turned away.

"H-his name's Jimmy. And no. We can't find a way out unless we're all together," she said angrily as she attempted to put on lip gloss.

"What's up with you?" Kretzing asked, tucking her hair into a blue beanie that said "Caboose -1" across the top.

"Nothing! It's just... I don't feel so good," she said, rubbing her head. Kretzing looked at her pale face with concern and then looked at me.

"Hey... Katie? Maybe we should take a day off from searching. Y'know, just hang out around the hotel! We can hallway surf on those luggage carriers and Psycho can stay here and rest with Chucky.

(If you've never hallway surfed, you have not LIVED.)

Psycho smiled and nodded.

"Okay, just be back by six, 'kay?" she said, grabbing a book and reading.

"Sure, Mom," I said mockingly. Psycho threw a pillow at my head and continued reading. Chucky gave a "I dun' care" look and threw sharp things at people in the pool. Kretzing and I proceeded to hallway surf.

"YEEEEEAAAAHHH!" Kretzing yelled as I ran and pushed her down the hall. she ended up falling headfirst and rolling. She laughed her butt off and I jumped onto it and she pushed me. I fell off and fell into an open elevator. We repeated this process until about four. Then we hit the pool bar and got some Virgin Daiquiris before heading back to the room.

"You serious?" Kretzing asked as I retold an episode that happened at Disney Land that Psycho and I experienced.

"Yeah! Psycho looked like she was about to piss herself!" I laughed. I'll tell you guys the story later. We opened the door and I dropped my glass. Jimmy was in our hotel room! OMGOMGOMGOMGYAYZ! Psycho smiled and waved, but we ignored her and glomped my JIMMY! "JIIIIIIMMMMYYYY! WAAAAH!" I wailed. Jimmy laughed and hugged her.

"Mistress! I'm so happy to see you!" he said. Psycho smiled and looked at Kretzing. Kretzing smiled back, but then looked around quickly.

"where's Chucky?" she asked. We heard the clicking sounds of guns being loaded. Jimmy let go and he and Psycho gave each other looks.

"Um... They... knew what we were planning..." Jimmy said, looking behind him. Two rifles were being pointed at Jimmy's and Psycho's backs. They stiffened up when the two midgets started laughing.

"Thought you could outsmart us, huh?" Chucky cackled.

"Well, they outsmarted YOU," Tiffany mumbled.

"SHUT UP BITCH!"

"MAKE ME FAG!"

"Ooh! Ooh! it's on now!" Psycho and I said, jumping up and down. MIDGET FIIIIGHT! w00t! Chucky and Tiffany glared at us hatefully.

"Why are you coming down on ME? You were tricked too!" Chucky said, throwing his gun down.

"Because none of this would have happened if you hadn't killed me! We could have been so happy!" she cried.

"I killed you because you betrayed me! Can you not wrap your tiny mind around that? I swear to Jesus! BARBIE is smarter than you!" Chucky laughed.

"At least Barbie could find a decent man! You're about as appealing as a Cabbage Patch Kid, you dick!"

We all looked at each other, not understanding the insults.

"I'm not sure... But I think one of them is getting dissed," Kretzing said, scratching her head. I shrugged and picked up Tiffany's discarded rifle.

"Can I shoot them?" I asked, my eyes shining.

"Do you know which way to point the gun?" Psycho asked, watching Chucky tear out Tiffany's hair.

"Um... Er-" I said, trying to remember how these things worked.

"Then no," she said simply.

"Awwww! How come I never get to kick butt?"

"Because I usually get hurt when you try to fight. Let Kretzing do it. She hasn't done anything relatively useful since we got here."

"Hey!" Kretzing said, snatching the rifle. Unlucky for Psycho, my finger was still on the trigger when Kretzing pulled away. That set it off and a bullet hit her in the foot.

"GAAAAH! YOU BITCHES!" she screamed. We dropped the gun and pointed at each other.

"She did it," we said in unison. The two dolls stopped fighting and looked at us.

"...the hell? OH CRAP! THEY HAVE OUR GUNS!" Chucky screamed.

"Why are you yelling?" Tiffany asked, covering her ears.

"I ALWAYS YELL IT'S WHAT I DO! HAHAHA." Chucky screamed. I think he needs some of my pills. He seems too worked up.

"Do you think it's really necessary to kill them?" Jimmy asked, looking at us, "I mean, if we give them a minute, they'll kill each other."

"Good point. Plus, I think I oughta get this bullet removed," Psycho said, holding her injured foot.

"Fine... So... no big, dramatic showdown?" Kretzing asked.

"Not today," we said and left the two bickering dolls alone. We heard several gunshots as we exited the building, so we figured they were done now. We arrived at the hospital and checked Psycho in. Then we left to go get food and talk things over.

"So... Psycho KNEW you were pkay and didn't tell us?" I asked angrily! Waaaah! I thought I could trust heeeeer!

"I told her not to. Didn't want to risk anyone getting hurt," Jimmy said simply, sipping his coffee.

"She deserved that bullet in the foot, though," Kretzing snickered, swallowing her biscotti whole.

"Yeah! We were worried sick!" I agreed. Jimmy made his sad face, which shut me up. Darn his sad face. We turned to see Psycho on a pair of crutches limping towards us.

"They let you out already?" Kretzing asked, amazed.

"No, I broke out," she said, sitting down, "That place smells funny, and this one male nurse kept looking at the back of my gown. So I stole back my clothes and left."

"Oh. Okay," I said and handed her a muffin.

"OKAY? Can't she get in trouble for that?" Jimmy asked.

"So? You're a supposed murderer, you should be more worried about yourself," Psycho said casually.

"Well... Now that Chucky and Tiffany have killed each other... how do we get to another world?" I asked. I mean, we really have no reason to stay here now that the Cabbage Patch Kids from hell are dead.

"How do you know we're going to another world? We might get home, Mistress," Jimmy said, lowering his sunglasses.

"Please," Psycho said, picking the berries out of her muffin and popping them into her mouth, "Ashigawa vowed to kill us. You think she'll let us off this easily. For all we know, Chucky might not even be dead."

"Good point... But! While we're here, let's enjoy ourselves a little! We can stalk all of our favorite celebs!" I suggested.

"YEAH!" Kretzing and Psycho yelled. Jimmy coughed.

"Fine, but let's try to stay togeth-"

"UMA THURMAN! YOU KICK ASS! I LOVE YOU!" Psycho yelled, limping after Uma as fast as she could.

"LUCY LIU! YOU IS A BAD BITCH! HUG ME!" Kretzing yelled, running in another direction. I looked around for someone for me to stalk.

"Mistress..." Jimmy pleaded.

"We have cell phones! We'll call each other when we get tired of running. Come on!" I said, pulling him along with me. "SAKURA! I LOVED TSUBASA!"

"Mistress, that's a cosplayer."

"I DON'T CARE!"


Above the city of L.A., Ashigawa looked down on the three in anger. How dare they treat her servants like fools! Then again, Chucky's and Tiffany's hatred of each other was their own undoing, but they brought the two together! And when her soldiers are beaten, it makes HER look bad! She kicked a rock off of the top of a building and vanished, working on a new portal.

They may have live now, but hell. Tomorrow's another day.


The last chapter is pretty much our last day in Hollywood, so it will be filled with us acting odd and the return of everyone's favorite bugger.

Final Chapter: Where the hell are we now?