AN: Thaaak yiou! The reviews were helpful! Im more confidenrt of making more chaoters of the fuckass adventures of karkat and gamzee love sotry! LOOOOL! Anyways! On with the sotry! Love youy all! ACE OUT BITCHES.
Reply:
FIRST OF ALL FUCKASS, I DONT WEAR NO WEAVE. YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT. WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKASS?!
Terezi:
HO3! YOU B3 4R3 STUP1D! GAMZEE IS YOU HEAR ME? IM BLIND AND I DRESS BETTER THAN YOU LOOK GOOD AND BE GETTIN MONEY SO YOU CAN BACK OFF FROM HIM K?
Karkat:
LISTEN FUCKASS, I BEN WITH THIS MAN SINCE WE BEN IN COLLEGESTUCK SO DONT BE GETTING IT TWISTED.
Terezi:
IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS U BITCH HOE! IM GONNA BRING MY SISTER AND HER TWO HOME GIRLS TO FIGHT YOU TOMMOROW NIGHT AND WE SEE WHO IS BETTER LOVER!
Karkat throws phone to the wall. He can't believe what that blind bitch said. He was putting hair curlers in his hair, facial mask on, and bathrobe and bunny slipper on until this hoe text him. He was so angry that he fuckassed so hard. He storms in gamzees room and wakes him up. He wanted to so badly to beat shit out of clown.
"GAMZEE," karkat said to him. yelling angrily at him on the verge of tearts " WAKE UP!"
" WAKE THE UP FYCKASS!"
Gamzee wakes up with bong; n ham.
" Karbro sweet?y, what the motherfu-"
Karkat slap fuckass jugallo.
"NO MUTHERFOCKER NOTHING ME! GAMZEE, I LOST MY VIRGINIA TO YOU! I GAVE YOU MY HEART TO YOU AND I GAME MY WEED TO YOU AND WHAT FUCK I GET IN THE END?! OH SOME BLIND BETCH TELLING ME YOU IZ HER MAN AND NOT MINE!"
" karbro..love I Can explain..."
" WELL EXPLAIN MOFO"
" she my obsessed ex-kismesis bro. She want me back. And been obsess ever since"
" WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS OMF-"
" I she was mOtHeRfUcKiN'' done with me!"
" AND NOW SHE GONNA BRING HER POSSE TO FIGHT ME! "
" Latula?"
" FUCK WHO?"
" MoThErFuCkIn latula bro. That my exes sister. She can whoop ass"
" gonna fight fire with fire fuckass ".
Karkat uses bong for PHone and calls his brother kankri.
