Dear Percy,
There's this show I love called Gravity Falls in Disney channel. It's about
these two twins, Dipper and Mabel. They go on paranormal adventures with
Mabel's pet pig, Waddles. Do you ever wish you had a pet? What would you name
it?
-DancingWaffles

Dear DancingWaffles,
First off, I am in love with your name! (Grover agrees too, he said if waffles could just dance their way into his mouth…)
I don't need to wish for a pet – I have Mrs O'Leary, my lovely pet Hellhound. And Bessie – he's a, uh, thing. A fish thing called a hippocampi.
But if I had to have a different pet, I'd have a piranha. I mean, if I hated anyone, I'd just introduce them to my piranha. Besides, I hear they can uphold great conversations!
- Percy