Chapter 9, A very trippy plan

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"So," began Violet commandingly, she, her siblings and the Quags were assembled in the Orphans' Shack thinking of ways to foil Coach Mohan's evil plan of evilness. Violet continued,

"I think that we should kill Mohan with some sort of poison, and then transport him to Mexico via big poultry van…" "Um, sister dearest," Chubs remarked tentatively, "that plan is indeed rather farfetched…"

Duncan then stepped forward and began, "Well, maybe I could have my new girlfriend Carmelita distract Mohan with some sort of elaborate seduction sequence!"

Sunny was rather impressed with Duncan's plan, saying, "Asoka!" which meant, "Aren't you clever..." suddenly, Sunny realized something, "Sop-dat!" which meant, "But, that means that that slut Carmelita will be alone with my lover…NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" "AWWWWW!" remarked Isadora, "Isn't that cute?" she then bent over and smelt Sunny. "Looks like somebody is jealous of Carmelita and needs to be changed!" Sunny screamed while Chubs was changing her. Violet turned on the annoying tones of the evil, poop inspiring, 'Yanni'.

When the changing ended, Violet turned off the radio and said, "So that's our first step. What next?"

Chubs raised his hand like a childish baby and shouted out "I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!" Violet answered, "What is it, Chubs?" Chubs exclaimed, "While the seduction sequence is distracting Coach Mohan, we stuff all different kinds food into his mouth and then he sufacates onto himself!"

Isadora said in a mean voice, "That's incredibly stuipid! What if Duncan and I search Mohan's office while you three study for your exams during Carmelita's distraction?" "But what about the D.A.O.R.P running sessions?" asked Violet. "That's the whole point of the distraction!" explained Isadora, "To keep Mohan from remembering the D.A.O.R.P running sessions! Anybody dislike the idea or have any questions?" Chubs and Sunny's hand went up.

Isadora said, "Chubs first." Chubs answered, "I have a question. Can I eat the carrot cassarole I cooked for my old plan?"

"Yes, you may."

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

"Now you, Sunny."

"A BOO A DO!" meaning in Sunny language, "I defently dislike this plan. So you can count me out on this…."

Violet interuppted her by saying, "I'll give you a cookie if you stop whining." "Gonk?" Sunny asked, which meant, "What flavor?" Violet replied, "Any flavor you like." "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Sunny shouted out joyfully. While leaving the Orphan's Shack, Duncan said, "I'm going to woo my lovely Carmelita into our plan. See you guys later!" "I'm really starting to think that the odiferous relation ship Duncan has with Carmelita is surely getting out of hand!" Chubs exclaimed.

A/N: Plot Murderer #1 speaking. I know everybody here is getting a relation ship. Even the baby! Which I think is unusual, but still, why isn't Violet getting a relation ship? Go read the rest of the story to see if Violet has a secret admirer, and if Duncan's woo will work. This story has an orgy of relationships.

Update next Friday!;)