Prompt: Glitter | Title: Hips Don't Lie - 260 words
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Just put your paws up, because you were born this way, baby…
Kakashi couldn't pinpoint the exact moment where it had all gone wrong. It was more a series of events that had seemed inconsequential at the time. Very Unfortunate Events, he knew now.
He should have known better, to be quite honest. Sakura could be particularly vindictive when she wanted, and it was easy to forget that Naruto could be sneaky. Very easy to forget.
Kakashi could only blame his inattention on the latest edition of Icha Icha. (Jiraiya had outdone himself. He was man enough, and fan enough, to admit he got a little choked up thinking about how fantastic it was.)
It all culminated in the predicament he now found himself: wearing a black corset, a pair of Sakura's tiny shorts (they were not made for a man of his size), high heels, a feather boa, a voluminous purple wig, and doused in glitter.
Gai was worse.
But dammit, now that he was here in the moment, he'd be damned if Gai out-dragged him.
He slinked onto the stage.
Really though. Hindsight's a bitch.
Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
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Meanwhile…
"OH MY GAWD!" Ino stood and waved her ryō.
Sakura choked on her drink and coughed until her eyes watered. Then she nearly fell out of her chair.
The image of her purple-haired sensei leaning over the edge of the stage to kiss her best friend while the blonde stuffed money in his (hers!) shorts was going to be burned in her mind forever.
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A/N: The italicized lyrics are from the song "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga. And really, I'm not sure what it says about me that the first thing that came to mind for the glitter prompt was Kakashi in drag. I choose not to examine it too closely ;D
