Chapter 9: Who Needs Shoes or Clothes in General?
Sometimes Lydia felt that Whiterun was named inaccurately. For one, it didn't really snow that much around here and for two, with the maniac grin that had been forming slowly on the Dragonborn's face … everyone in this village should be running. You think everyone in town would know how to run given 'Run' was in the title of their town.
But, no, that would be too easily.
The Dragonborn's smile broadened as she stepped out into the morning sun and looked at a passing villager.
Anoriath merely smiled in turn like an idiot, apparently completely oblivious to the Dragonborn's malicious intent.
Lydia sighed and wondered if she could just go back to bed. She'd get up once the village started on fire. Yes, that sounded like a wonderful plan, especially when her Thane spoke these next words, "I know what I am going to do today, Lydia … Now, take off your clothes. We don't want anyone else to feel bad or insecure."
Face morphing into one of horror, Lydia was about to ask her what she meant by that, but the Dragonborn was suddenly kneeling behind an oblivious Anariath. Then, as if time had stalled while she did it, the elf's clothes were all gone. The elf walking down the road without missing a beat, seeming oblivious to the breeze or the fact that he was now barefoot.
"What the ..."
Turning back to the follower, the Dragonborn looked her houscarl up and down with a look of disapproval. "Lydia hurry up and get with the undressy. Then we can have a town-wide nakey party."
Lydia … face palmed.
…
Kemuta's feet ached and his back twinged. It had been a long fucking journey. If Whiterun turned out to be another dead end for their bounty, he was going to find the nearest inn, get drunk, and fuck the first thing with legs that showed any interest: elf, orc or otherwise.
The gates opening, the man half surprised he was able to walk in with three obvious Alik'r soldiers, didn't know if he should laugh, leave, or thank the gods. Everyone, every single person he could see including the town guard, was stripped to their skivvies. Well, except for a strange woman in a horned helm that was sneaking about. Nonetheless, everyone except her was just walking around like this was normal, like they didn't know they were nearly naked.
Looking at the other three men that had followed him in, regardless if they found the Redguard woman or not, he smiled. "I think I'm going to like this town."
And quicker than should have been decent, all four Alik'r men were starting to undress … more than a little excited for the strange oddity in a strange town.
Lydia merely watched the four men and shook her head, following after her Thane to carry her extra load: all the clothes in town apparently.
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Paw07: This prompt was from MirrorFlame. Pick-pocketing people of their clothing without them noticing. Kemuta just threw himself right in there. Good times. Good times. XD
