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Luffy Suta and De-Ji: YAY!!! CARNIVAL!!
Zoro: Eh.
Fortune Teller: Would you like me to read your future?
Luffy Suta and De-Ji: OOOOOOO!! YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!
Zoro: (suspicious look)
Fortune teller: here we go. (waves hands over crystal ball)
(luffy Suta De-Ji and Zoro in the future as old people (scary thought isn't it?))
Suta: (scraggily voice)YOU'RE MISSING SPONGEBOB WOMAN!!
De-Ji: (old woman voice) IM WORKING ON IT!
Suta: I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR DRINK YOUR TWO HOURS AGO!!
De-Ji: (walks SLOWLY)
Suta: LUNGE WOMAN LUNGE!!
De-Ji: (Lunges)
Suta: I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!
De-Ji: MY HIP!!! TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN LIFE ALERT!!
Suta: That went out of business a LONG time ago.
De-Ji: Still.
Zoro: (calls from the bedroom) Idiots.
Suta: Hey! We should go beat Zoro's butt off!! That would be fun!! (has a board)
De-Ji: He lost his butt a long time ago.
Suta: TMI dude!
Grand son: You guys are lame!
Suta: ILL SHOW YOU LAME!! ((CRACK)) AHH!! MY BACK!!! Get me cane!!
De-Ji: Nice job now neither of us can drive us to the hospital!!!
Suta: Says you.
De-Ji: Luffys eatin'
Suta: and Zoro wont get off his butt.
De-Ji: his butt is gone, it went flat a long time ago. And soggy.
Suta: again TMI DUDE!!!
Luffy: WHEEEEE!! (rolling around in wheel chair) ACK!! (choked by his dentures)
De-Ji: GET READY FOR SOME ACTION SUTA!!
Suta: I thought your back was broken!
De-Ji: With this many layers of skin-
Suta: Wrinkly skin.
De-Ji: yes wrinkly skin-
Suta: And liver spotted. And warty
De-Ji: yes wrinkly warty and liver spotted skin I have four backs.
Suta: (singing about liver spots and warts) Ok hunch back of notre dame!
De-Ji: Don't call me that!
Luffy: (still choking)
De-Ji: OI!! LUFFY'S STILL CHOKING YA KNOW!!
Suta: SWALLOW IT LUFFY!! SWALLOW it!!
Luffy: ((GULP))
Suta: That's going to be some poop tonight!
De-Ji: At least he can stretch his butt.
Suta: ew.
De-Ji: You would know.
Suta: EWWW!!
De-Ji: Quite being so childish!!
Suta: YOU!!
Luffy: WHEEEE!!
Zoro: I HAVE FULLFILLED MY FANTASY!! I HAVE BECOME THE SEAWEED MONSTER!!!
Luffy: MONSTER?!!! (attacks Zoro)
De-Ji: Yep he lost his mind again.
Suta: GIVE HIM THE LEFT!! THE LEFT!!
De-Ji: STOP IT OR I'LL CALL YOUR DADS AND HAVE THEM GROUND YOU!!
Suta: (holds up a raisin) Is this what they look like?
De-Ji: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!
((((END)))))
Fortune teller: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I QUIT!! I'LL GO BECOME A BANKER OR SOMETHING!!!
Luffy Suta and Luffy: ... LETS GO FLY A KITE!! UP TO THE HIGHEST HEIGHT!!! (skips off)
Zoro: (sweatdrop) OI...
