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Luffy Suta and De-Ji: YAY!!! CARNIVAL!!

Zoro: Eh.

Fortune Teller: Would you like me to read your future?

Luffy Suta and De-Ji: OOOOOOO!! YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!

Zoro: (suspicious look)

Fortune teller: here we go. (waves hands over crystal ball)

(luffy Suta De-Ji and Zoro in the future as old people (scary thought isn't it?))

Suta: (scraggily voice)YOU'RE MISSING SPONGEBOB WOMAN!!

De-Ji: (old woman voice) IM WORKING ON IT!

Suta: I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR DRINK YOUR TWO HOURS AGO!!

De-Ji: (walks SLOWLY)

Suta: LUNGE WOMAN LUNGE!!

De-Ji: (Lunges)

Suta: I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!

De-Ji: MY HIP!!! TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN LIFE ALERT!!

Suta: That went out of business a LONG time ago.

De-Ji: Still.

Zoro: (calls from the bedroom) Idiots.

Suta: Hey! We should go beat Zoro's butt off!! That would be fun!! (has a board)

De-Ji: He lost his butt a long time ago.

Suta: TMI dude!

Grand son: You guys are lame!

Suta: ILL SHOW YOU LAME!! ((CRACK)) AHH!! MY BACK!!! Get me cane!!

De-Ji: Nice job now neither of us can drive us to the hospital!!!

Suta: Says you.

De-Ji: Luffys eatin'

Suta: and Zoro wont get off his butt.

De-Ji: his butt is gone, it went flat a long time ago. And soggy.

Suta: again TMI DUDE!!!

Luffy: WHEEEEE!! (rolling around in wheel chair) ACK!! (choked by his dentures)

De-Ji: GET READY FOR SOME ACTION SUTA!!

Suta: I thought your back was broken!

De-Ji: With this many layers of skin-

Suta: Wrinkly skin.

De-Ji: yes wrinkly skin-

Suta: And liver spotted. And warty

De-Ji: yes wrinkly warty and liver spotted skin I have four backs.

Suta: (singing about liver spots and warts) Ok hunch back of notre dame!

De-Ji: Don't call me that!

Luffy: (still choking)

De-Ji: OI!! LUFFY'S STILL CHOKING YA KNOW!!

Suta: SWALLOW IT LUFFY!! SWALLOW it!!

Luffy: ((GULP))

Suta: That's going to be some poop tonight!

De-Ji: At least he can stretch his butt.

Suta: ew.

De-Ji: You would know.

Suta: EWWW!!

De-Ji: Quite being so childish!!

Suta: YOU!!

Luffy: WHEEEE!!

Zoro: I HAVE FULLFILLED MY FANTASY!! I HAVE BECOME THE SEAWEED MONSTER!!!

Luffy: MONSTER?!!! (attacks Zoro)

De-Ji: Yep he lost his mind again.

Suta: GIVE HIM THE LEFT!! THE LEFT!!

De-Ji: STOP IT OR I'LL CALL YOUR DADS AND HAVE THEM GROUND YOU!!

Suta: (holds up a raisin) Is this what they look like?

De-Ji: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!

((((END)))))

Fortune teller: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I QUIT!! I'LL GO BECOME A BANKER OR SOMETHING!!!

Luffy Suta and Luffy: ... LETS GO FLY A KITE!! UP TO THE HIGHEST HEIGHT!!! (skips off)

Zoro: (sweatdrop) OI...