Disclaimer: Anything that belongs to Fire Emblem does not belong to me.
Note: I have received a few reviews concerning the problem of understanding Mattay-chan's slang language for chapter 8. I apologise deeply because I'm quite used to it being in Asia and all…and the 'slang' words were just made up on the spur of the moment to show how bad Matthew talks when he's in the 'weird mode'. So as readers can see below, I've recopied the Matthew's talking parts and 'translated' them to lcear any confusion.
1. "Wat do u min bai wat ish det, misshh?" (What do you mean by what is that, miss?)
2. "Wai u don andersend wat I shey ah misshh?" (Why you don't understand what I say ah miss?)
3. (continuation from sentence no.2, sentence 3 to 6 are part of one big chunk of what he says)) "I em not toking Gweek u no!" (I am not talking Greek you know!)
4. "En wat ish wong wif me heir en me kwolding! It isshen weeird o shensress u no!" (And what is wrong with me hair and me clothing? It isn't weird or senseless you know!)
5. "It ish WEWI WEWI WEWI KIUT! KIUT EN HENSEM! I em de guet guet Mattay-chan, sho don tok laik dat to me lar!" (It is very very cute! Cute and handsome! I am the great great Mattay-chan, so don't talk like that to me lar!)
6. "I EM NOT PONY! U tink I don no wat it mins? U don no I WEWI kueva ah! I WEWI intewigen en hensem, sho baw bifor me rite nowwww!" (I AM NOT PHONY! You think I don't know what it means? You don't know I very clever ah? I very intelligent and handsome, so bow before me right nowwww!)
7. "Awww…sho macsh fo beeing kool…babai…" (Awww…so much for being cool…bye bye…")
…Whew, done. I hope it makes sense to readers now, and hopefully you think it's funny. If there is any time where Matthew is portrayed again, I'll make sure to insert in the translations too. Anyways, this is a longgg beginning, so let's go to the main point; the story! Enjoy! (I hope)
Chapter 9: Day 2, nighttime part 2!
While that entire weird scenario was going on from the previous chapter, on the other hand, some two people were already achieving pure success. Well, what I mean is that those two certain person were…no, not kissing, but pressing their lips to each other. Yeah, I know it's the same, I just think it sounds…better in my opinion. Anyways, who are those two happy people? Read to find out! –smilies pop out-
"Mmm…Lord Eliwood…"
"…Yeah?"
Yes, those two are the happy couple, Eliwood from Pherae and Ninian from Ilia. Eliwood was on a bed in his room and Ninian was beside him sitting on a chair, resting her head on his muscular chest. Though of course, I don't know about muscular, for all I know Eliwood can have a extremely hairy chest as well… (yeah, but don't think anything, they're not doing anything, just mild kissing)
"Do you still like Lady Lyndis and that Fiora in the least?"
"…Nah, don't think so."
Ninian smiled happily. "Yay, he's mine! Now, what I need to do is make sure that those two-beep- don't come near him, then he'll stay mine forever!"
Those two kept on dreaming, and the room was silent. Suddenly, both of them jumped out of their skins when they heard a loud and demanding knock.
"Hey Eliwood, you in there?"
Ninian quickly removed away from her embarrassing position. Eliwood sighed. "Oh great, now my happy times are all gone. Yeah, thanks a lot Hector." Aloud he spoke, "You can come in Hector."
And in came Hector and Florina, Lyn and Rath with Sain hanging behind, mopping around. Even though you could say the room was quite big, but with so many people inside (especially big fat ass Hector), it really became kinda squeezed.
Hector smirked when he saw Ninian's blushing face as she lowered her face as a sign of respect. Being a sadistic pervert sometimes, he put two and two together wrongly. "Wow, Eliwood, I didn't think you would be so daring! Yep, that's the way man!" He began patting Eliwood vigorously on the shoulder. Seems like they made up for their quarrel earlier in the afternoon; apparently no one emerged as the winner for the fan-contest.
"Huh? What in the world are you talking about Hector? I don't get it."
"Nah, don't you try to be such the liar! I know you better than that Eliwood. You can't trick me, right Ninian?" Ninian in response only blushed a deeper red and stammered "No…no, it's isn't…isn't what you…think…Lord Hector…"
Eliwood became even more confused. Even Lyndis and Sain were snickering, and as for Rath…he's still the emotionless guy. "How come you guys all know and yet I'm the only one that doesn't understand?" he whined.
Lyn's face doubled-up with laughter as she patted him on the shoulder. "There, there Eliwood. The whole crux of the matter is; you're just too dense. You know, blur?"
"…I am?"
Lyn's face cracked. Tears of mirth escaped her eyes. Hector and Sain did the same. Even Rath and Florina couldn't resist a small smile, despite Florina's shyness. Even Ninian herself laughed a little.
Lyn replied. "Hahaha! Why, of course you are Eliwood! Hahahaa…You mean, you never ever noticed all this while? AHAHahahaha…"
Eliwood whimpered, then knowing that pouting wouldn't be of any use, he decided to get angry. "That it! I've had enough! Get out of my room now!"
The six people, namely Lyn, Rath, Hector, Florina, Sain and Ninian stopped laughing. "…What?"
"I said, GET OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!"
"Does that…mean me too?" Ninian asked feeling scared.
"YES! EVERYONE! I'm afraid if you don't leave at this very second, I'll call for the guards!" he threatened them with a pathetic menacing gesture.
The six of them looked at each other, then all of them rolled their eyes.
"Now what's wrong?" Eliwood asked decidedly very much irritated.
Hector burst out laughing. "Have you forgotten that you are in MY castle, Castle Ositia at this very moment? Calling for guards don't make any sense Eliwood! AHAHAHAHAAhaahaa…"
"…Oh yeah, guess that's true enough. …AARRGGH, just GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW! …Pretty please?" The last sentence was uttered out angrily, but the 'please' sounded very timid.
The six of them looked at each other, and shrugged their shoulders simultaneously. "Fine." Lyn said.
"Man, it's always no fun teasing you, Eliwood." Hector sighed.
"Hmph, whatever. Get out."
"Fine." And with that, everyone (yes, including Ninian) except for Eliwood himself walked out of his room. Lyn paused for a while though to ask Eliwood a question. "By the way, have you seen Kent?"
"Kent?"
"Yeah, don't you know Kent? You know, the orange-red haired guy, wearing red armour? Come on, don't be so dense Eliwood."
"Oh yeah! Of course I know him. He came in here just now when Fiora was still here. Said that he needed to discuss something VERY important with Fiora. He almost practically dragged Fiora out from my room when she didn't seem to want to go."
'Did he mention where did he go?"
"Nope."
Lyn sighed. "Guess I'll need to look for him myself…" "Thanks Eliwood." She then walked out of his room and closed the door, as she was the last one to go out.
Well, worried about Wil and Rebecca? Don't worry; they're here!
From the last chapter, Wil was piggyback-riding Rebecca to her room. When they reached her room, he set her down on the bed gently (well, as gently as he could). "You okay now Rebecca?"
"Hm? Oh…yeah, I'm quite fine now. Thanks a lot Wil." She smiled at him, giving him a wink at the same time.
Wil ran a hand through his hair. Man, he just couldn't really resist looking at her. "I mean, she just looks so cute and…arrgh! Must stop…" He meant to say that in his mind, but unfortunately for him he said it out loud.
"Wil? What are you talking about?" The female sniper heard his words and smirked underneath her curious look. "Ehehehee…wow, I can't believe I have such an effect on him! Hmm…guess it isn't that hard to catch him…whoopee!" (-author lectures her- crazy idiot)
"Huh? …Oh no…you mean…I said it right out…just now?" Wil asked weakly.
"Uh huh."
Wil's face became so full of horror that Rebecca found it so comical and priceless.
Not knowing what to say, Wil decided to take his leave. "Uh…I think…I should go now…I mean, you have to rest right…?" He rose halfway only to be stopped by his female counterpart who clutched his hand with her own in a fiery grip. "Oww…Rebecca what's wrong? You're gripping my hand so hard…"
"No, I can't let the plan fail! Not at this stage!" She cleared her throat and pretended to look shy and embarrassed. "Uh Wil…um, can you like…um, don't go?"
Wil gave a start. "Huh? Why?"
"Cause like…" "What reasonable reason can I give? …Oh yeah of course! That's it! Since I can't think of anything, maybe Wil himself can help me!" "Um…don't you remember? I'm ah…"
"What is it? Why all the stutters?"
"Oh Wil, have you forgotten all about your childhood friend? All about me, the girl next door?" Rebecca pretended a fake sob and a hurtful expression.
"Man, I'm not getting anywhere…" "Oh Rebecca…don't cry anymore…I just can't think why for now…Oh yeah! Now I remember!"
"Really?" "Oh my, he really found something? Better be good or I'll spank him…" "Wil you remembered! I'm so happy!" (man, these people are just so…crappy…)
"Yeah! You're scared of the dark and being alone aren't you?"
Rebecca's brows furrowed for a moment before she smiled. "Why yes, you really remembered, Wil! …So um…like, since you know what I mean…then ah, can you like…"
Wil frowned. "Oh no…don't tell me she wants me to…" "You mean…you want me to…ah stay with you?" his word came out in a rush.
"At least he isn't that blur…" "Well ah…yeah I guess…"
"But I shouldn't…I mean…ah you want to rest right?" (geez, sooo many 'ahs' and '…'s…just get to the point already!)
"Please? Pretty please?" She then gave him the irresistible cute puppy look.
Wil sighed. If there was one thing that he could never get over with, it was her cute puppy look. "Fine…it's ok I guess."
"Yay! Thank you Wil!"
Wil shook his head. "Whatever…" He then looked around the medium-sized room for any spare bed. He then spotted a couch nearby the bed. "Since there's so spare bed, guess I'll sleep on the couch there."
Rebecca's face faltered for a minute. "Aww…man, he's so no fun…my plan's not working!" She turned a doubtful look at him. "Are you sure it's big enough for you? It looks pretty small to me…"
"Well…I guess so. But I've got nowhere else do I?"
"Well…if it's so um uncomfortable…then maybe you can ah…"
Wil followed her look and saw her looking at the bed where she lay. His eyes turned wide. "You mean…on the bed…?"
"Yes! He caught my point!" "Well…yeah. I mean…there's lots of space here…the bed is quite big…"
Feeling decidedly nervous, Wil once again ran a hand through his brown hair. "Well…she does have a point in that…guess there's no harm in that…right? I mean, she doesn't seem crazy anymore…" (Not crazy anymore? Well, you really have a lot more to learn Wil. –author grins evilly-) "Alright then…"
Inwardly Rebecca jumped in joy. "Yeah…so I think I'll turn in for the night. I'm feeling kinda sleepy…" She rolled more to the right to give Wil some space on the bed and gave a pretend yawn to stress her point. (author yawns too)
"Oh…okay, good night then Rebecca."
"Un…good night Wil." Snuggling under the warm blankets, she closed her eyes and pretended to fall asleep. What she didn't realise was that…she really did accidentally fall asleep when she did not mean to. Idiotic isn't it? (-author grins-)
Moments later, finding nothing to do, Wil also clambered into the same bed and went to sleep. And then he dreamt, though goodness knows what did he actually dream about. You probably wouldn't want to know anyway…knowing Wil. Right?
"Please listen to me! You must wake up from this…this abomination!"
"What on earth are you talking about? I am already awake!"
"Even though you are awake, you are not fully so! That is because the potion has infected you! Please, you must listen to my story! …Please. I am just trying to help you."
"…Very well." A teal (is it teal or green or blue?) haired young woman relaxed from the heated speech and sat down on a bench outside the Ositia gardens, looking at her partner, a short red-haired responsible man. (man, aren't the gardens always so popular in the scenes?)
Kent sighed. "Well, at least I've been able to make her listen to me…though I doubt she will believe the whole story…after all, it does sound farfetched, but the least I can do is to try." Sitting on the bench beside her, he then started telling her the whole story that evolved all around Sain, the perverted knight and all the results and consequences of the 'love potion'.
Ten minutes later…
"So, Kent, you're asking me to believe that Sain had made a love potion with the help of Hannah and had administered it to all of the ladies of Eliwood's Elite, causing most of the women to go crazy over some men, and among them is me who decided to like Lord Eliwood? And that the effects of this so-called love potion will diminish after three days which is the day after tomorrow?"
"Well, yes. That is a good summary, Fiora. …Do you believe me? I don't really blame you if you don't…I also had a hard time believing it when Lord Hector told me the whole story. If I didn't know lord hector better, I might have seriously thought that he was making it all up."
Fiora just kept silent. She didn't know what to say. "Is what Kent saying really true? It does seem farfetched…but knowing Sain, it doesn't sound impossible (yeah, that's Sain –author nods head vigorously)…perhaps that is why I suddenly like Lord Eliwood. After all, I've always liked Kent…-blush-" (ahem ahem)
"Fiora?"
"Hmm?"
"So, do you accept the story?"
"…I don't know what to say…perhaps…"
"Kent!" A familiar voice rang out.
"That voice…Lady Lyndis?"
Fiora's mind snapped. "Lyndis…the one that I 'fought' with to sought Lord Eliwood…perhaps she might be able to clear my doubts."
Moments later, Lyn emerged from the dark shadows looking tired. "Pant…huff…Kent…finally found…"
"What is wrong, Lady Lyndis? What is it that you wish to speak to me? Problems of firecrackers perhaps? Or maybe flying turtles? No, perhaps falling buildings? Or dishes flying into people's faces? Or even new monsters approaching? Dragons perhaps? Or even greater foes? Hm…perhaps the greater foes are combinations of a dragon and another monster species…no, perhaps it is a…"
"Stop your ramblings, Kent."
"…Very well."
Lyn sighed. Regaining her breaths, she spoke. "Well, actually I was looking for Fiora here, but knowing you, I knew she would be with you, so I thought it was best to look for you."
Fiora immediately stood up and bowed. "What is it, Lady Lyndis? Are there matters concerning me? Is it problems that Kent here said? Or maybe gnomes spanking the inhabitants? Or is it there is a problem of snowballs flying around? Trust me, if there is, I can easily handle it with ease! After all, I did deal with it in Ilia, and it was…"
Lyn sighed again. "Man, is there ever an end to these people's utter nonsense ramblings? Oh well, what can I expect, two people who share the same ideas of course tend to be over-excited…" "Well, I just wanted to tell you that I wish to apologise for quarrelling and fighting with you over Eliwood. It was all a mistake. Yeah, a GREAT mistake THANKS to STUPID Sain. Oh hell yeah, I still haven't forgotten THAT guy."
"A mistake? So you mean that the love potion and all about Sain was true? And that we were all deceived?"
"Well, yes. Why, didn't Kent tell you that?"
"Yes, I did." Kent protested mildly.
"I just had difficulties in believing it, that's all. You yourself believe it, Lady Lyndis?"
"Yes, I do. Rath told me." Lyn smiled amusedly. "Don't worry; I also had the same problem as you too. But trust me, every word that Kent said is true. So we two should just leave Eliwood alone and let Ninian take him, right?" She grinned.
Fiora sighed in relief and smiled. "Right."
"So I take it you will go back to Kent?"
Both Fiora and Kent blushed. (mwahahaha… -grins evilly again) They did not reply.
"Well, I'll take it as a yes. That's all. Goodnight to both of you." Lyn turned abruptly and left.
"ERKY! Waiiitttt!" (oh man, I've a feeling I'm always starting Erk and Serra parts with that. –sighs-)
"WHY is she always sticking to me like a leach? Your fault, woman!" -Erk glares at author-
Author miraculously materializes- "Oh yeah? That's because I wanna torture you, and you know what's best? The fact that you can't do a damn thing about it cause I'm the one writing, what people say 'author powers'! So just bear with it, Erk. Too bad I decided to make Serra go after you ain't it? Come on, you should just admit that it's better than getting whacked, tied up and humiliated by Jaffar like what he did to you the other day in chapter 3 isn't it?" –snickers and disappears-
"…" Erk was fuming.
"Hey Erky! What were you doing talking to yourself? Do you have some kind of fever, talking so heatedly to yourself?" Serra rushed to him and quickly put up a hand to his forehead.
"NO! DON'T ever touch me! I'm fine!" Erk turned away and muttered. "Well, at least nothing can be worse than what I'm facing now right?"
"Hmm? What did you say Erk?"
"Hmph, nothing." He then turned to walk away when he suddenly saw a blur of green rushing towards him madly, which resulted in the green blur hurling right into him and down he went. His head went 'bang'. Oww…
Erk felt himself spinning. "Ah…my head hurts like hell…"
Meanwhile, Serra on the other hand was shocked to see all that. Running to him, she began checking for any wounds. "AAHH! ERKY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
Erk winced. "Man, that's like…twice I've fallen the whole of today. Just how LUCKY can I EVER get with a demon racing after me?"
"ERKKK! DON'T DIE YET! HEAR ME! CAN YOU HEAR ME ERK? ERKKK!"
"AAAHH I can hear you CLEARLY Serra! My head is so heavy…full of your echoes…I can't even register what the hell plunged right into me…"
"Hmm?" Serra looked at the clump of green on Erk's chest and saw to her amazement that it was none other than the young mage that was once with the Black Fang, Nino! She too seemed dizzy. Serra inhaled sharply. "Nino! What on earth are YOU doing here?"
Nino didn't register. She had apparently fainted though she had a nice cushion. Yeah, and the 'cushion' right now is unconscious too.
"Alright, now WHAT am I supposed to do? Two irresponsible people here!" Serra huffed and crossed her arms feeling decidedly irritated.
"Give Nino to me."
"Oh okay sure." Serra then began to pull Nino away from Erk at the demanding order. "Wow…Nino's quite heavy for a small kid…Hey wait, who was I speaking to? I mean, Erk and Nino are unconscious…then…" She looked up and screamed before she fainted too, a heap of people on the floor. Well actually three people only, but they occupied so much space since they were sprawled all over the clean floor.
The mysterious newcomer just stared at the three people blankly. Moments later, he pulled Nino up from the ground and set her on his back. Not knowing what to do with the other two people, he just decided to leave them on the floor. Not like they would get hurt lying on the floor anyway. Satisfied with his find, he then headed off with Nino on his back.
Author's Note: Since I'm sure readers are feeling kinda sick with the expression 'Yay!' all the time, I won't say it this chapter. Yeah, exam's over so I hope I can be able to post chapters for this one and also for my Golden Sun fic.
Yeah so now most of the women who were lovesick are now 'civilised'! Well maybe except for Nino, since she still likes Erk a little, so it's up to Jaffar in the next chapter to show her the truth! Will he succeed? More in Chapter 10: Day 3, morning time! Yeah, a new day, new happenings! It's the last day of craziness!
Please read and review!
Reviewers spotlight:
Blazing Fool: Yup, Raven's getting into some deep trouble. Same goes for Sain. Anyways, I did portray Nino here but probably not a lot. I'll write more about her and Jaffar in the next chapter. Thanks for reviewing!
K-Gforever: Heh, now I'm all done with school stuff…well at least for now. To tell you the truth, I can't really picture Matthew bald and all that. Seems hard but I think it looks kinda funny I guess. There just might be a 'Sain-spanking session' soon…but probably after the third day. –grins evilly- Thank you for reviewing!
montblancerkreloaded: Thank you for the compliment! Also, thank you for reviewing and pointing out what does 'AU' mean!
Nightmare3: Poor Raven…and Eliwood's having a nice time sleeping on his own. Hmm…who knows what Wil will (hey, it rhymes!) do since he's sharing the same bed with Rebecca…but don't worry; I'll spank him if he does do anything funny to Rebecca. By the way, I hope Matty-chan's language is now understandable since it has been translated into proper English. Thanks for the review and comment!
Draknal: I hope the Wil and Rebecca part was okay for you…I'll write more in the next chapter. I hope you understand Matthew's 'slang language' now. Thanks for your review!
Sandoishi: Oh my god, Priscilla's out for blood? Nah, she won't go that far…will she? Anyways, I'm glad you can read a little of the slang language…where do you live anyway? (just asking out of curiosity)
FIREEMBLEMFREAK 252: Interactivity between the author? I'm very sorry, but I don't really understand what you mean. Care to enlighten me? Anyways, I'm glad my fic isn't boring…thanks!
MiSs JoVaNNa: You like the couples in here too? That's great isn't it! I like Wil and Rebecca quite some I guess…I can't really stand the idea of Rebecca going with Sain or Raven…I think 'the guy next door' is the best. Thank you for reviewing!
enigma: Free time? Maybe. Tankiuk for the compliment on 'great ideas'…anyway, I also prefer my GS fic. I like Mattay-chan! As for the Eliwood and hector fan-contest, as shown in this chapter, nobody emerged as winner. And I never did have a problem with Rath and Lyn, so –blek-.
On a side note, I'm very happy to say that chapter 8 has stated a record of 8 reviews! I'm sooo happy! Thank you to all reviewers!
