Chapter 9:
We were all on da mishin together (including Stinka, but I pooshed her into da river and she fell off a waterfall and got dead so its okay). We desided to take a brake. So, I sat down and drinked a bottel of blud.
Paeyn said "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Narto, you want some blud?" I asked him, handing him da blud bottel.
"im nut actally Natuto, im actually… MINTO OOZEBAKE FRUM DA FUTURE!" he scroomed. I stood up and gapsed.
"THAT WOOD EXPLAN WHY YOU LOOK LIK YOUR DAD BUT YUNGER." I yell.
"where is Stoon then?" Sasken asked.
"he never exited." Minerto explind.
"becuz you used contraption when you lost your verjinty?" Kookashi askd. Why are you here I asked?
"bcaz in da futore, they will tak your DMA and make a clon army 2 take over da werld." Munatoe ansered my qwestion.
"OMGEE NO WAY!" I screemd to da tip of my lung.
"yez, so Madasa sent me back in tim when I waz just a fetis in my mom's wom and I spent my lyfe growing up here in da past under da name of Nanto Oozenmak, wen my reel name was Minat Namkat da hole tim. This way, I kood warn you of them b4 they took your DNA and you kood save yourselfs." Minto snorped.
"but how will we sav ourselfs?" Stinka asked. I wnet WAMP and wamped her on de hed. Y? bcaz she a poot.
"with this" Munatin handed us all (exept for Stakra bcaz noone liks her, even da guy from da futor. Thats just how much of a poot she is) a candel.
"a candel? Wat da fook?" I zaked.
Minto explonded: "that is nut just any odrinarey candel…. It's a SPESHAL CANDEL that blows up when you lite it. It werks kind of like a moltov or a granad. You lite it and then throw it at da emeny so it will blow up and set da place and da person on fir." We all wnet OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
He alzo handed us a soda bottel only it waz not a soda bottel, it waz just LOOKED lik a soda bottel but when you twisted da cap open, it wood transfirm into a bazuka.
"these will portect you from da peeps when they come for your DMA." Manto sed.
"but who will come for our NDA?" Gaadra askd.
"idk some guys it doesnt relly matter just as long as you portect yourselfs" Mintato repled.
"how will we no when they come 2 get us?" Satskay pipped up with another qwestion.
"youll no when da tim comes. You will feel it in your sools." Minto.
"kinda lik when you feel da chonkra in your sool when you do de walk on de trees?" sed i.
"yez. Exackly. very good. Its also lik when Look Skuwaker felt da forest within him" sed da Minarto. "in fact, I will progrem your cumpooterz and sell fones to send you a alert when you feel da feeling in your souls and da peeple come to get your DNA." He took all our sell fones and laptops and eeven Kakshi's old compooter with da big screen lik da old ones we used 2 have in da past bcaz Kookinshi is old and old peeple have those kinds of compyuters becaz they are old.
"HAHAAH NOW I HAVE YOUR CUMPYUTERS AND SELL FONES I WILL NOW DESTORY YOU GUYS NOW THAT I HAVE THEM" Minto scrooched.
(AN: WAT!? A TWIST!? HOW FOOKING GRATE IS THAT?)
We all gapsed in horrorfied.
"jk no im kidding im actually da good guy becaz I am good and from da futor so obviously I am a good guy." He sed and gave us back our compyooters and sell fones after programing them like he sed he wood.
(AN: LOL ANUTHER TWITS! A TWIST WITHIN A TWIST! AM I DA GRATEST OR WAT? I AM DA QWEEN OF PLAT TWISTS! STAY TURNED FOR MORE TWISTS LATER!)
We all had a laff. De end of this part of da chapter
IN DE FUTOR! (LIKE, 3 DAYS LATER OR SOMETHING IDK I DONT THINK THEY HAD CLOKS OR KALENDERZ IN NARTUTO SO THEY COUDLNT TELL ANYWAY)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! went da Erth.
"WHAT!?" I scremed. It was a suddin exploshin! I runned outside, but nut before I gotted dressed, bcaz it is illegal 2 go out in publik in your pajamaz becaz it is aparentlie in decent.
I put on a dress. It had spikez all over it. It waz black. It was also riped. I poot on my eeringz 2 and they were skullz and spikeys and bats. I put on my shoes (I put on 2 at a tim bcaz I had to hury to c wat was going on). They were black with red strips. Then I kurled my hare, wich usually takes lik an hour but I did it fast cuz I had to hurry so it only took 45 minits.
I runned out of my apopmint room and started running down da stares, but then I reelized it was taking too long so I just jumped out da window and did a barrel roll and looked up to da sku. Some ninja spaceships were running down da sky! Suddenly, I felt that feeling I was suposed 2 feel in my sool. It waz them! Da guys who were suposed to tak our DMA! Also, I got a notifikashin on my ninja loptop and sell fone. I saw Sarkada running arund in circles and scromping and crying bcaz shes stoop and does nut no how 2 be chill and brave. I poonched her in da hed and she fell and went SCRAHHHHH and passed oot.
I scroomed for Mintop, but I coodnt find him.
"MARNATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I scromped. Suddinly Mintaton apeered out of thin air becaz he did da justu that ALOud you to do that.
"they are HEWRE! THEY ARE HERE within da VILLEGE!" I scromped agen.
"its okay. You hav da candel granads and soda bottel bazooken?" Minuto ersked. We all nodded. Sinka eeven nodded so hard that her head flew off and she got dead. "good then we will hav to do de fite of our lifes. This will be a ruff battel so you better be prapared." We all gotted praparted. We all looked do da spaceships. Some foggie figures began to diverge. It was….
AN: AW MAN WHO IS IT!? FIND OUT NEXKT TIM! CLIFFHANG! WHOOT! DNOT FORGET TO FAVORIT AND REVIAW DA STORY! I HOP YOU LIKED THIS CHEPTER!
