Chapter 9 - Bro Chat

Another chapter, I know we're amazing!

Please hold your applause till the end. ;) Though we know it doesn't make up for how long we were gone for.

Without further ado- either the second to last or third to last, or neither chapter!

James spent most of the walk back from Hogsmeade thinking about Sirius and ways he could help him with his crush. Other thoughts flitted through his head, flying around like freshly caught Cornish Pixies. Thoughts like, why James wasn't told about Sirius' crush, ways to get him together with his crush, and whether Sirius had put a good word for him in with Lily. Before he knew it, James was back in the Gryffindor common room.

Strangely enough, Sirius almost immediately made his way upstairs. Thinking it would be the perfect opportunity to talk to him, James made his way to the dorm. After climbing the stairs and pulling open the door, he saw Sirius sitting by the window looking out, drawing on the fog coating the window. He was doodling a bunch of random things, but James couldn't help but notice the large abundance of hearts.

"No way! My best friend, coolest kid in school, biggest player doesn't get heart sick." James said with a kidding tone to his voice trying to start the conversation out with humor.

"I'm sure I don't know what you mean, you forget who I am?" Sirius responded, not taking his eyes away from the window. James decided it was best to just come clean, " I overheard Lily telling you she had no doubt your feelings were requited."

"James, this is why you don't spy, you completely missed the meaning of that conversati-"

James cut him off, " Don't worry, I've been smitten with the same girl for years, no judgements here. I just don't understand why you didn't tell me in the very beginning."

"I already told you, I don't have a crush!" Sirius said anger blazing in his eyes.

"Don't try to fool me, you've been doodling hearts, and have been so quiet the past week!"

"It's none of your damn business!" Sirius yelled.

James took a deep breath before turning towards Sirius, "You're my best friend, Sirius, so it is my business. Yes, I may be arrogant. Yes, I may not always be understanding. But, I'm no hypocrite! You can like whoever you like. I won't treat you any different!"

"I like Davey Gudgeon, are you satisfied?"

"What do I know about Davey Gudgeon," James thought to himself, " Hufflepuff, brown haired, he almost lost an eye to the whomping willow… HE… oooooooooooh" James mentally face palmed.

"Oh, he finally gets it! I'm gay, James, are you happy now?"

Hahahahaha!

Did anyone see this coming?

I did!

Tele you don't count, you knew the whole time!

Fu, fu you're just jelly you didn't see it coming!

Tele I saw it coming! Why because I know things!

*Cough* Jelly *Cough* You told me yourself you didn't see it coming!

Fine, fine! I would if we hadn't taken so long to update.