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Random Crap chp. 9
I'M BACK!!
Frey; Whatever. Are we going to finish this or what?
YES! But we gotta wait a little bit.
Kon; Why?
Cuz i only got two reviews or who to make fun of in this chapter so I'm waiting for my friends/family to show up.
Ren Spencer; Hi, Ayu-ch- I mean Ayumi.
Hi. What're you doing here?
Ren; You said you needed someone to help you make fun of your siblings, so I asked if I could come and you siad I could.
Oh yeah! Hi, Ren-chan! Did u really make a profile?!
Ren; Yeah. I got five afnfic now!
Seriously?!
Ren; Yep. You can go read 'em if you want.
Okay! I'll be right back!
About an hour later
Kay, I'm back. Sorry about that.
Frey; You know I have a computer with me, right?
Yea. But I prefer my computer, so :P And for those of you who are reading and don't believe I was really gone at all, I was. In one hour I read The World A Naruto Chat Room and Another Effin Naruto Fanfic. And by the way, you spelt 'her' 'hr' on the first chapter.
Ren; Like you've never made any mistakes!
Not as many as you! And by the way, I think Ren's new username should be-
Byakuya; Where is Zenbonsakura?
Um... PICKLE WEASLE!
Ren; WTF?!
Sorry, my brother says it all the time...
Kaito; PICKLE WEASLE!
See?
Renji; Right...
I'm BORED!
Frey; S- so, Byakuya- sama, um O/O
Byakuya;?
HAHA! Frey's gonna propose!
Kon; No he's not!
Oooooo someone's got a secret admirerer...
Ren; How cute!
HEEHEEHEE! Fear me!
Uryu; Get off of me, Yachiru!
Yachiru; But Kenny left without me and I don't wanna walk!
... Uryu, what are you doing to Yachiru?
Uryu; NOTHING! She asked to ride me cuz Kenpachi left without her, and-
She asked to ride you? I thought it would be the other way around...
Ren; Sick.
Byakuya; O.O Yachiru, get away from Ishida immediately.
Renji; I never thought you'd do something like that.
Now now! Back to Frey's question!
Frey; Byakuya- sama, can you teach me to be a Soul Reaper?
Byakuya; No.
Ooooooo rejection!
Ren; Haha.
Frey; SHUT UP!O/O stalks out of room
Kon; Kinda sensitive, isnt he?
Yea...
Yoshiko; KON!
Kon; AAAHHH I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!!
Yoshiko; You wrote "KON WAS HERE" all over my underwear!
Kon; Oh. Yea, that was me.
Yoshiko; Why you little- snatches up Kon and walks to paper shredder
Kaito; When did we get a paper shredder?
The line before yours.
Kaito; Kinda unrealistic, isn't it?
Why you little- Grabs Kaito by the ear and pulls him over to moat
Kaito; AAHHHHHHHH! IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!
Good.
Ren; Right... I gotta go. Later.
Bye!
Frey; Heehee.
What's so funny, gay boy?
Frey; Who's gay?
You.
Frey; Better'n bein a pervert.
You're a gay pervert. That's the worst.
Kaito; Ayu-inu! Byakuya won't lemme play with Senbonzakura!
Byakuya, let him play with Senbonzakura.
Byakuya; But he'll break it...
No, he won't. If he does, you have my permission to kill him.
Ichigo; Where the Hell is Kon?
Oh. Hi, dumbass.
Ichigo; Is there any particular reason you're still insulting me?
It's fun 3
Ichigo; So what? It ain't fun for me!
Too bad.
Lexi; Hi!
R-ren? O.O
Lexi; It's Lexi now.
Why? I mean, other than the fact that Gaara didn't like it?
Lexi; IDIDNTCHANGEITFORGAARAICHANGEDITCAUSEI'MSUPERSTITIOUANDACHARACTERNAMEDRENISRAPEDANDMURDEREDINMYFIC!
Speaking of which, why can't we post anonymous reviews anymore?
Lexi; Cause someone hurted my feelings...
Who?
Lexi; I dunno. They posted an anonymous review.
Oh... whatever.
Kaito; PICKLE WEASEL!!
Ugh.
Kon; My... my beautiful body...
Lexi; Did you really only read two of my fic?
Yeah. The others didn't sound as cool.
Lexi; Real nice.
Shigure; I brought booze!
Yay!
Frey; BOO!!
Kaito; Um... I broke Senbonzakura...
Byakuya; WHAT?! pulls out Sakurazaki and starts attacking Kaito with her
Sakurazaki is my sword.
Shigure; Interesting. Have some booze.
Gladly.
Frey; Dammit, Oguri!
Next time on Random Crap;
Renji; We answer questions and then do whtever the f we please!
Save otaku. Please review.
