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Random Crap chp. 9

I'M BACK!!

Frey; Whatever. Are we going to finish this or what?

YES! But we gotta wait a little bit.

Kon; Why?

Cuz i only got two reviews or who to make fun of in this chapter so I'm waiting for my friends/family to show up.

Ren Spencer; Hi, Ayu-ch- I mean Ayumi.

Hi. What're you doing here?

Ren; You said you needed someone to help you make fun of your siblings, so I asked if I could come and you siad I could.

Oh yeah! Hi, Ren-chan! Did u really make a profile?!

Ren; Yeah. I got five afnfic now!

Seriously?!

Ren; Yep. You can go read 'em if you want.

Okay! I'll be right back!

About an hour later

Kay, I'm back. Sorry about that.

Frey; You know I have a computer with me, right?

Yea. But I prefer my computer, so :P And for those of you who are reading and don't believe I was really gone at all, I was. In one hour I read The World A Naruto Chat Room and Another Effin Naruto Fanfic. And by the way, you spelt 'her' 'hr' on the first chapter.

Ren; Like you've never made any mistakes!

Not as many as you! And by the way, I think Ren's new username should be-

Byakuya; Where is Zenbonsakura?

Um... PICKLE WEASLE!

Ren; WTF?!

Sorry, my brother says it all the time...

Kaito; PICKLE WEASLE!

See?

Renji; Right...

I'm BORED!

Frey; S- so, Byakuya- sama, um O/O

Byakuya;?

HAHA! Frey's gonna propose!

Kon; No he's not!

Oooooo someone's got a secret admirerer...

Ren; How cute!

HEEHEEHEE! Fear me!

Uryu; Get off of me, Yachiru!

Yachiru; But Kenny left without me and I don't wanna walk!

... Uryu, what are you doing to Yachiru?

Uryu; NOTHING! She asked to ride me cuz Kenpachi left without her, and-

She asked to ride you? I thought it would be the other way around...

Ren; Sick.

Byakuya; O.O Yachiru, get away from Ishida immediately.

Renji; I never thought you'd do something like that.

Now now! Back to Frey's question!

Frey; Byakuya- sama, can you teach me to be a Soul Reaper?

Byakuya; No.

Ooooooo rejection!

Ren; Haha.

Frey; SHUT UP!O/O stalks out of room

Kon; Kinda sensitive, isnt he?

Yea...

Yoshiko; KON!

Kon; AAAHHH I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!!

Yoshiko; You wrote "KON WAS HERE" all over my underwear!

Kon; Oh. Yea, that was me.

Yoshiko; Why you little- snatches up Kon and walks to paper shredder

Kaito; When did we get a paper shredder?

The line before yours.

Kaito; Kinda unrealistic, isn't it?

Why you little- Grabs Kaito by the ear and pulls him over to moat

Kaito; AAHHHHHHHH! IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!

Good.

Ren; Right... I gotta go. Later.

Bye!

Frey; Heehee.

What's so funny, gay boy?

Frey; Who's gay?

You.

Frey; Better'n bein a pervert.

You're a gay pervert. That's the worst.

Kaito; Ayu-inu! Byakuya won't lemme play with Senbonzakura!

Byakuya, let him play with Senbonzakura.

Byakuya; But he'll break it...

No, he won't. If he does, you have my permission to kill him.

Ichigo; Where the Hell is Kon?

Oh. Hi, dumbass.

Ichigo; Is there any particular reason you're still insulting me?

It's fun 3

Ichigo; So what? It ain't fun for me!

Too bad.

Lexi; Hi!

R-ren? O.O

Lexi; It's Lexi now.

Why? I mean, other than the fact that Gaara didn't like it?

Lexi; IDIDNTCHANGEITFORGAARAICHANGEDITCAUSEI'MSUPERSTITIOUANDACHARACTERNAMEDRENISRAPEDANDMURDEREDINMYFIC!

Speaking of which, why can't we post anonymous reviews anymore?

Lexi; Cause someone hurted my feelings...

Who?

Lexi; I dunno. They posted an anonymous review.

Oh... whatever.

Kaito; PICKLE WEASEL!!

Ugh.

Kon; My... my beautiful body...

Lexi; Did you really only read two of my fic?

Yeah. The others didn't sound as cool.

Lexi; Real nice.

Shigure; I brought booze!

Yay!

Frey; BOO!!

Kaito; Um... I broke Senbonzakura...

Byakuya; WHAT?! pulls out Sakurazaki and starts attacking Kaito with her

Sakurazaki is my sword.

Shigure; Interesting. Have some booze.

Gladly.

Frey; Dammit, Oguri!

Next time on Random Crap;

Renji; We answer questions and then do whtever the f we please!

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