Thursday, The living room, 9:00 a.m.
Everyone in the Akatsuki are here, and Leader-sama and Konan-chan are having a full out argument… cussing more than Hidan, merciless then Itachi-san, and threatening than Sasori! Leader-sama is mad because Tobi was sleeping in their room. To back him up about me, almost all the Akatsuki are on his side! Tobi is on Konan-chan's side, along with Zetsu-san and… and… that's about it. Poor Tobi, Tobi is going to hide behind Konan-chan now…
Your fearing author: Tobi, THE SCARED, BUT IN DEBT TO KONAN, BOY!
You have nothing to fear Tobi, I shall protect you from everyone but Zetsu. Since he did recruit you and won't let anything happen to you (I hope). But Tobi, I must warn you to not leave your booklet on the floor. I don't want anyone to read this, you know?
Konan: Your female friend, and temporary mother.
THAT BITCH MIGHT PROTECT YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKER! BUT WE WILL GET YOU AND THAT BITCH AND THAT PLANT BASTARD YOU SHIT TARD!
Hidan: Your fucking excuse of your fucking death!
Tobi, we're coming for you… and your death shall be slow and reasonable. I'll make sure that Konan shall go far, far away from you.
Leader-sama: Your God and pain assuring master.
I peed my pants, I'm so dead… I better tell Konan-chan!
Tobi: THE WET AND SCARED BOY!
Tobi, I'm waiting for you to come inside my web. So we can play a fun game called: "Have the Good Boy Die a Painful Death". It's not real, I just want to have some fun.
Your clever spider: Uchiha Itachi
Tobi, don't listen to any of them. Thank you for telling me and… you should really keep hold of your booklet. Seriously, unless you want me to hold it? I won't mind, you make cookies better than Kisame!
Your temporary mother: Konan, who wishes for a cookie (Chocolate chip please!).
