Nightmare

Hello. I know I haven't updated in a while but this chapter took a while. And I have to add this in, Thanks to Klutzerella and Tamara AKA CaptionMcCheese for all the help. You guys are great. And thanks to anyone who reviewed, I love reviews, loads and loads. Ok, getting slightly hyper here, but oh well. My hyperness levels will increase whilst writing this chapter. As they always do when I write for this fan fiction. I'm blabbering aren't I? Is that even in the right context? Oh well, Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please review. It would make my day. And yes, I did cheat, I copied and pasted, and I'm proud of it. Anywayz, review, please. And Klutzerella, I don't need any more death threats thank you, lol. Here is the next chapter, btw sorry for the long Authors note, and yes, I bet some of you will just skip right over this and ignore my pleads and pleases. That is why this bit is underlined, so you read it.

Jacob's POV

I woke up, Alice was lying beside me. I had one arm over her, and one arm under the pillow. Alice was hugging my hand with two of her tiny hands. I saw a note left for me on the coffee table. It was from Esme and Carlisle. They had left pancake mix for me and the monsters and they had gone out for breakfast. There was also a photo; it was of me and Alice sleeping, with her hugging my hand ECT… How embarrassing. (An; AHHHHHH IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE) I got up, careful not to wake Alice and went into the kitchen and began making the pancakes. The kids smelt them and came into the kitchen in their PJ's. Rose carried Nessie downstairs, who was still half asleep. They sat down at the table and I got plates out. I only made one batch; if they wanted more I would make more.

"Jakie, I wanna help," said Alice, grabbing the pancake mix and pouring it into the blender.

"NO!" I shouted but it was too late, she pressed the button and pancake mix went everywhere, Emmett had grabbed Nessie and held her up in front of him, so he wouldn't get hit. We were all covered in pancake mix. Alice frowned and said,

"Whoopsy," then she walked off, going upstairs. I grabbed her before she could even reach the kitchen door.

"No way missy," I said. I grabbed Nessie as well and put them into the bathtub. I grabbed a set of clothes for each of them.

"Rose you can take a shower in the other bathroom, the boys can wait for a moment. Emmett you can take a shower after Rose," I said. Edward was giggling in delight; he licked his hands and ate the pancake mix. He was sure going to be sick tomorrow. I got the girls washed and dressed, and the same with the boys. Then I cleaned up the kitchen and made more pancakes.

"Jakie, when is Daddy and Mommy coming home?" Asked Alice. I got down to her height and said,

"Soon sweet pea, soon."

And they'd better be home soon. Just then Emmett came running down the stairs.

"JACOB BLACK, WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE. WITH. SASSY?!" Emmett screamed, running towards me. I backed away.

"Jasper, get the drugs!" Shouted Alice. Jasper ran up the stairs. Alice and Edward stood in front of me, protecting me from Emmett.

"Thanks," I whispered into their ears, they smiled. Jasper came back downstairs with a needle, he stuck it into Emmett's arm, Emmett fell to the ground.. Jasper injected Emmett with the drugs and moved back.

"Let's see that bottle Jazz," I said to him, he gave me the bottle from where the drug came from. On the side it said "Glucose, twice as fast" You have GOT to be kidding me?! TWICE AS FAST?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Just then Emmett recovered. Oh, that's what it meant by twice as fast. Emmett suddenly ran out the door. Great. Alice, Jasper, Edward and Rose ran after him. Nessie was in her high chair, giggling.

"Bye bye," she said, and waved. I picked her up and went after Emmett. They were up a tree, talking. THEY WERE UP A FLAMING TREE?! Nessie pointed to them and shouted,

"HIGH HIGH, ME GO UP, ME GOES UP."

"Shhhhh kid, you're bursting my ear drums," I said. But she just continued to shout up at them. I turned my back for a second, turned back round and they were gone. I TURN MY BACK FOR ONE BLINKIN SECODN AND THEY DISSAPERAR! WHY?! Why must this always happen to me?! Why not someone else, anyone else. I went back into the house, they wouldn't have gotten far, they either went into the house, or ran off somewhere. Either way I get some peace for a while. Guess again. No, they come running downstairs in Indian costumes, Edward with a needle in his hand and Jasper with a bottle in his hand. Rose grabbed Nessie off me and changed her into a Indian costume as well. Emmett and Alice grabbed me, tied me up, and started throwing questions at me.

"Where were you last night?!"

"Where were you at 12:25 Sunday morning?!"

"Why were you there?!"

"Where are our parents and what have you done with them?!

"WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!

Easy, you won't give me time to answer, that's why. I didn't answer any of their questions, so they got frustrated and jabbed me with the needle.

"Look, it's not sugar it's that other stuff," said Jasper, showing me the bottle. On the side it said "Calpol"

"Jazz, this is Calpol, it can't do anything to me," I said laughing at their attempt.

"Fine, I'll get something else," he said and stomped off. He came back with another bottle; they put some of the gooey liquid into the needle and injected me with it. I didn't see what it was. But boy did it stink!

The next thing I remember was Alice running in the door with something in her hands, colourful things.

Rose's POV

Emmett can be Evil sometimes. We had drugged Jake, who was now unconscious and Alice had just ran in the door with Fireworks in her hands. Emmett took them of her, dumped them in the kitchen sink and set them alight. I think they were supposed to hit Jake, but instead they went flying out the window and hit our neighbour's house. Their house went up in flames, Whoops. We all panicked. What on earth do we do? They had just come down the path which leads to their home, saw it and fainted. Well, Mrs. Jamerson fainted, but Mr Jamerson looked towards our house, in which we were all standing at the window, frozen, staring at the house, and yelled,]

"DAMN KIDS, YOU BLEW UP MY HOUSE!" we ducked and ran upstairs. Emmett had a plan, we would run. I grabbed Nessie and put her in a coat. Alice and Edward grabbed their shoes and put them on. Just then there was a knock on the door. Jasper went over to the window to see who it was.

"Police," he whispered. What were we going to do? We all panicked. Emmett was the one who kept a cool head.

"Climb out the window as soon as the police are inside, I'll meet you at the corner, then we'll go into town," said Emmett. We all stood near the window. Jasper was holding Alice's hand, I was holding Edward's hand and Nessie was clinging to my back as if her life depended on it. Emmett crept downstairs.

We heard the police make their way into the house.

Jake's POV

Uhhhhh, My head fells like lead. And I can't move because the little monsters tied me up. Hey, why are two policemen looking down at me? And why the hell is Emmett on the stairs?

"Well, well. Look what we have here," said the taller of the two.

"A drunk tied to a chair," said the other, laughing.

"I'm no drunk, and I not stupid enough to tie myself to a chair," I snapped. They just laughed while I struggled to get out of the ropes. One of them got down to my height and said,

"Then who tied you up sunshine?" he asked, laughing.

"The little monsters tied me up, drugged me and ran away," I replied. Well, all apart from Emmett.

"We don't see any little monsters," said the other.

"He's over there!" I shouted, they looked round, but Emmett had stolen their handcuffs and ran off.

"There's o-one there," said the tallest. Well, no, not anymore, but if you had looked over towards the stairs when you came in, this would be a different story.

"Right, we got a complaint from your neighbours, their house had been blown up, and they found fireworks in the wreckage, once the fire brigade put of the fire," one of them said. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO?!

"IT WASN'T ME, I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE!" I shouted.

"Oh, so you broke in," said one of them, writing all this down.

"NO, I WAS BABYSITTING, AND THE KIDS RAN OFF SOMEWHERE, DRUGGED ME, AND TIED ME UP! IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!" I shouted. They just looked at each other, picked up the chair with me on it and dumped me and the chair in the back of their police car. You have GOT to be kidding me. I am NOT going to jail. You hear me! NOT GOING!

I shouted all the way to the police station. They didn't even bother going to the sergeant or asking me my name, they just dumped me in a cell with two other people, who were very large and looked like they could kill me with one blow.

"Ha ha very funny, now get me out of here!" I said, the policemen were just laughing at me as the other two prisoners advanced on me.

"COME ON, IT WASN'T ME IT WAS EMMETT CULLEN!" I shouted.

"That's what they all say, "it wasn't me, it wasn't me!" said one of the policemen putting on a poor imitation.

"Come on, I'm only a kid, I'm not legally allowed in jail!" I said. They just laughed.

"Really, and how old might you be?" one of the police officers asked.

"17," I replied.

"That's old enough for us," they said, laughing. It was worth a try.

"Here, kid, you're allowed one phone call," said a police officer after about 20 minutes. Thank god, I have one phone call. I'll call Billy, he can get me out of here.

"Hello?"

"DAD!" I yelled down the phone.

"Jacob, where are you?"

"I'm......I'm.........maybe in jail," I said, quietly.

"YOU'RE WHERE?!"

"Dad, listen, it wasn't me, it was the kids, they blew up their neighbour's house and can you please get me out of here, my cellmates look as if they can kill me with one blow," I pleaded. Billy sighed.

"Ok then, But I'm not pleased Jacob, we'll be having a little talk when we get home," he said.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" I shouted down the phone with delight. Dad sighed and hung up.

"HA!" I shouted in the policeman's face, and walked back into the cell.

Billy came a few hours later.

"WHAT TOOK YOU SOO LONG? IM GOING MAD IN HERE!" I screamed at him, "Ohh, butterfly," I said as a butterfly went past the window. The policemen grabbed me and dragged me out of the cell.

"What happened?" asked Dad.

"I already explained. They tied me up. Drugged me. And ran away. Blew up the neighbours' house. Stole their handcuffs," I said, pointing towards the policemen who brought me here, who were looking for their handcuffs, "and are now missing."

Meanwhile

No-one's POV

The town was on fire. People were running for safety, but they didn't get very far. Little kids in Indian costumes dragged them back, tied them up and started dancing round the fire.

"That's the last of the fireworks," said Jasper, joining in the Dancing.

"I'll go get more, the town hall is still standing," said Alice as she ran off. Emmett nodded approvingly. Edward, Rosalie, Jasper and Nessie were dancing round the fire, shouting,

"DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA." Emmett, dressed as the chief Indian, was sitting on a sofa they stole from one of the houses, watching the dancers and shouting at the prisoners if they talked. All the prisoners were dressed as cowboys; they even stole a few horses as well, to make it all look real. Alice came back with more fireworks, set them alight, blew up the town hall and joined in the shouting and dancing. Emmett looked over his plans, they seemed to be in order.

Jacob's POV

"Jacob, I want you to go find the Cullens and take them back home, I'll drop you off here," said Dad, I jumped out of the car and walked into town. Why the hell is the town on fire?!

I ran through the streets, looking for the Cullens, please don't tell me they did this, please. In the middle of the town was a bonfire, and dancing around that bonfire was the Cullens, and all the townspeople were tied up, dressed as cowboys. Jasper, Edward and Emmett saw me, grabbed me and tied me up as well.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" I asked, more like yelled, Emmett. He just shrugged and joined in the dancing, they were all shouting,

"DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DEE DUM DA DEE DUM DUM DA DEE DEE DUM DA DA DUM DEE!"

Carlisle and Esme came along after a while, they made the kids untie us all and we all got into the car and they drove home. Carlisle found Emmett's plans to blow up the earth, when we got to the house he handed them to me, and said,

"He's not to have these," then he walked away, leaving me with Emmett jumping up and down saying,

"MINE MINE MINE MINE!"

Then, Nemo, Dora and Marvin went by, with a bunch of seagulls shouting,

"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!"

O.k. That was weird.

I woke up, Alice was lying on the sofa beside me. It was all a dream. I got up and found a piece of paper on the coffee table, I picked it up. On it was a detailed plan to blow up the earth.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"DAD, DAD!" I shouted, as soon as I got home. Dad came down the hall,

"What is it Jacob?"

"EMMETT IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE EARTH!" I yelled.

"Jacob, I'm going to take you to see the nice men in the white coats, they'll look after you for a bit," he said.

"NOOOOOO!"

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