Now two years have passed. Stan Marsh for a year was homeless, but when he was 19 he got a job at convince store that paid nine dollars an hour. He eventually saved enough money to get an apartment, which he lived in. Stan was still depressed about losing Wendy to Kyle, about all of his now former friends turning their backs on him, and now they are very successful, hell Kenny got a 20 dollar an hour paying job, he heard and Bebe had a nice job and college. Of course Kyle and Wendy were still at Harvard, they had great 23 dollars an hour paying job and Heidi and Cartman were in Virginia. Millie and Craig was in New York and they were had great jobs that paid 22 dollars an hour jobs themselves , hell Butters and Lola were in college in California and were successful there . Here was Stan with no friends, no girlfriend, strained family relations, and no high school diploma; no one would give him a chance for a G.E.D because Mr. Johnson had a lot of influence on the school board. He had no college and was a complete and utter failure, or that is what he thought. It is now August and he is working in the convince store. Stan said to a woman who bought something "have a nice day. Stan was just working scanning items left and right. As the day progressed, Stan did more and more work. He had to work and do something; he was not a bum who was going to live off others. However, he was very worried when he saw Wendy's Dad Sean Testburger walk in. Stan thought to himself "Ah shit this is not good". As Sean walked towards the counter to buy a soda, Stan was trying to stay cool and hope he did not recognize him.
As Sean went up to the counter he said "well I am going to buy this, nice weather we are having today." Then Stan trying to mask his voice said "Oh yes, very nice sir". It did not work and Sean than recognized Stan.
"Oh it is you, you little son of a bitch" Sean said. "Mr. Testaburger, I am sorry to inconvince you I apologize for that" Stan said. He had to keep his cool because he could lose his job if he did not.
Then Sean said "Well you little punk, it sucks that I have to use you for a cash register." "Me to, sir, I am a little punk, I am sorry for that " said Stan. Then Sean said "Well i want to get this over with", Sean handed Stan the money and Stan gave him his change.
"Thank you sir have a nice day" said Stan, than Sean said before leaving "Just to let you know, my little girl told me that she got it on with Kyle many times, You had mess up, you lost the most wonderful woman ever". Sean then left, and Stan wanted to punch something, he went on and worked the rest of the day. The next day he was also working, and then he sees people talking in the store about a wrestler who was paid 1 million dollars by a music corporation who was the most successful in the world , to look for people who would come to LA and help set up a camera crew for a band. That wrestler would choose the people, and then the corporate leader would choose which band that person would work for. A couple of days later Stan was at his apartment, thinking about Wendy, how he lost her, and maybe how he could get some money to go to Harvard to see her and get her back. Then he got a phone call and Stan said "hello", then a voice on the other line said "oh yeah i am just here pounding some cold ones, looking at you application, would you like to come in for an interview around three".
Then Stan said "that would be great", then the voice said "then good come see you then". Stan then heads there around three, and when he get there he is told to wait. Then he called into the office, and much to Stan's amazement the person interviewing is Tna wrestler Shark Boy.
Shark Boy says "ah you must be Stan Marsh come on in and Stan replies "thank you". Stan in his mind could not believe that this company paid Shark Boy one million dollars. Then Shark Boy said "well all the applicants today have been a bunch of dicks to say the least, calling me a Stone Cold rip-off, when I am most original thing ever."
Then Shark Boy said "oh wait a minute I most pound another cold one", Shark Boy drank what was his fifth beer today. Stan decided not to question the beer drinking, instead said "you know what I don't drink, but beer kicks ass".
Shark Boy said "yes it does, I like you already, all these other wussies were questioning me, you never question Shark Boy or he will give you a Shark Boy Stunner." "Okay what makes you want this job" said Shark Boy, and Stan replied "well I need it, plus what would the company be without you." Of course Stan knew from watching some Tna wrestling that Shark Boy had a huge ego. Then Shark boy said "You know what, YOUR HIRED", then Stan with excitement said "REALLY". However out of nowhere The Miz shows up and says "REALLY". Then shark boy gives Miz a stunner, and Shark Boy "says The Miz don't compare to SHARK BOY." Then Shark Boy says to Stan, "now if you are down with moving to California, and working for a band give me a SHELLLLL YEAHHHH". Then Stan says "shell yeah", and then Shark Boy says "Louder SHELLLL YEAHHHHH". Then Stan says "SHELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH", then Shark boy says "SHELLLLL YEAHHHH".
Then Shark Boy says "well go to your place gather your stuff, and say goodbye to your loved ones, because we are leaving right now". "Right Now" said Stan and Shark Boy said "right now SHELL YEAHHH." Stan went his apartment and got his stuff, he decided to stop by his house and say goodbye to his parents, even last time he saw them they turned their backs on him. Stan went up to the front door and knocked and Randy answered and said "well it has been a long time Stan".
Then Sharon came up and said "Hey son", and then Stan said "hey mom and dad, I just wanted to come by to say goodbye. Then Sharon came up said "where are you going Stan", and Stan said "California". Then Randy said "I am happy you are, listen two years ago we overreacted big time, and I want to say I am very sorry, you deserved better than that Stan even if you are potential child molester, you have not done anything wrong yet." Sharon said "Oh son, I will miss you, I am glad you came by to say goodbye, though I don't think we deserved it at all, we should have never turned our backs on you".
Then Stan said "mom, dad, we make mistakes, I have made some of my own, I want to say I love you, I will miss you". Then they hugged and embraced, Sharon said "call us sometime", then Stan said "I will". Stan left and headed where he was told he would be getting on bus to head to Los Angeles. When got to the bus it had a big picture of various bands on it, then there was man on the bus, named Conner.
Conner said "welcome Mr. Marsh" then Stan said "thank you I am glad to be here. Then Conner said "so you met Shark Boy haha", and Stan said "Shell yeah". They went inside the bus and started the ride to LA. Then Conner told Stan, okay then Stan, I am going to choose which band you will be working for, actually your job will be to get coffee or anything that they need, we already have people for the stage. Then Stan said "wait I am go get it boy". Then Conner said "yeah pretty much" and Stan said "I get paid 14 dollars an hour just to do that". "HAHAH Yeah, and your pay can only go up not down."
Then Stan said "well that is sweet, thank you for the opportunity". Then Conner said "you're welcome, well I am going to decide now which band you will be working for". They drove for hours, and they were near LA when Conner said "I have chosen the band you will be serving." Stan said "Okay cool", then Conner said "the band I choose is the Haymakers".
Then Stan looked at him in shock and said "wait you mean the one with Ester and Kevin Stoley". Then Conner said "yep, and Red Tucker Kevin's girlfriend." Then Stan said "can it be someone else, those guys I heard hate me." Conner said "no, sorry kid, and by the way I know about you losing your diploma, girlfriend to your former best friend, and that all your former classmates hate you because of bullshit rumors spread by a crooked principal, also that you gave girls bears that said nasty things." Then Stan said "you know about that, wait you believe me." Then Conner said "yeah because that Johnson guy is a dick i knew him for years, however I cannot prove anything, and the Haymakers do not like you at all, I have said to them maybe you have been set up". "However the naughty bears, if you did that on purpose you did wrong, but mostly just an ass chewing, you did not deserve to lose everything because of one fucking incident, but really it was the pedo rumors that the principal spread about you."
Stan said "thank you for believing in me, it means a lot, however if the haymakers hate me, why do i have to work with them". "This is about the company and what is best for it, and this could good for you, if you can prove to this band that you are not a creep, then maybe they will say good things about you, and your other friends might want you back". Stan said "I doubt that will happen but thank you". Then Conner said "believe in you and you can do it, however your ex girlfriend do not expect to get her back". Stan kind of depressed said "yeah she is in a good relationship with my former best friend".
Then Conner said "well I guess now me and Shark Boy are your best friends". Then Stan laughed and said "well no doubt about that". Conner then said "though I hope we don't stay your best friends, I would like to see you get back on good terms with your other friends." Then Stan said "thanks Conner". They arrived at Los Angeles, in a couple of days he would see Ester, Kevin, and Red for the first time in years, though he probably knew it would not be pretty, at least he had a job. When he got there he got an apartment and everything set up in it. Things were starting to look more brightly now. TO BE CONTINUED
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