I do not own the Avengers, Marvel or anything else in story just the plot idea. No yaoi is in this story but there might be mild swearing, pranks and murderous thoughts from everyone's favorite trickster.
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Energizer Loki
Chapter 9 – If Cupid had a Shot
*stArk Tower Ballroom*
Nick Fury tapped on his communicator ending his conversation with Barton about had happened to Widow when the hairs on the back of his next neck started standing up. After being a spy for so many years Fury quickly new to turn around and pull out his gun to take aim at whatever it was behind him.
"Loki."
"Director Fury how are you today?" The smug god said as he stood on top of the stage, Stark had explained when they arrived the first day that it was either used for bands of when people needed to give speeches at his parties.
"Not to good you see I have an escaped prisoner roaming the building." Fury said simply with his gun still trained on the trickster.
"That's too bad." Loki said waving his hand. Quickly Nick quickly fired the gun but only water came out of the barrel, Loki had turned his gun into a toy. Fury swiftly dropped to one and reached for his spare which upon seeing it realized that it had been affected.
"What do you want Loki?" Fury growled standing up straight to stare at the god placing his now useless weapons down in front of him.
'If his magic runs out I can grab them easily.' He thought
"Quite a few things actually mostly your world kneeling before me but for the moment I am here to finish my mischief." Loki smirked at the Director.
"You still have Barton and my agents to get through before you're done." Fury corrected the trickster hoping that one of his people would capture the lunatic before he escaped the building.
"Ahh you would be right however Barton and your 3 agents on the 56 floor are currently meeting up with one of my magical duplicates as are the 2 on the 14 floor leaving only you not taken care of." Loki submitted.
"If you'd gotten to them they would have reported in like Agent Romanoff did." Fury said.
"How did Miss Romanoff like her new look Director?" Loki asked smugly.
"Hope that she never gets you alone or you'll find out." The Director warned.
"Pity."
"My men Loki how are you planning to magic them when you're here with me" Fury asked.
"My magical clones can do more than just trick Thor into that cage you put me," the trickster said conceitedly. "They can also store my magic and its intentions I simply create one with the target or in this case targets in mind and use my stored magic to create a large cloud which will produce the desired result upon contact"
"Director Fury."
It was Kraft's voice one of the two men who had been guarding Loki along with Stuffen's before all this chaos started.
"What is it Kraft?" Fury answered over the communicator never once taking his eyes of the egotistical God of Mischief.
"Sir we saw Loki on the fourteenth floor and tried to purse him but he disappeared in a large cloud of green smoke appeared and well …." Kraft said trailing off.
"He got us Director we've been pranked." Stuffen's finished up not saying exactly WHAT it was the god had done to them.
"You men take the elevator up to 56 meet up with Barton and his team then proceed to head up to the ballroom I'll contact Widow and Stark and tell them to return here." Fury said to the two agents.
"Yes sir." Came two replies before Fury cut off communication before starting up another one.
"All SHIELD personal and Avengers report back to the ballroom Loki is here with me." Nick ordered.
"Fury please tell me that you have him tied up so that I can get my hands on him." Barton's angry growl answered before Fury could call him about the meet up.
"No Barton he's just standing here looking very proud of himself," Fury said knowing that whatever the god had done to Barton must have bad. "I have Kraft and Stuffens coming up on the elevator you and the rest of your team will come with them."
A grumbled 'yes sir' was all the answer he got before the transmission stopped Fury watched Loki magic a chair and sit down before summoning up yet another coffee pot and mug.
Pouring himself a cup Loki placed the pot down before moving his hand up towards Fury when he started to sit straight again. Fury cursed slightly green smoke appeared in front of his eye.
*stArk Tower Ballroom 10 minutes Later*
It hadn't taken long for Stark and Widow to make their way down from the penthouse to the ballroom. When they entered through the stairwell Widow had wisely chosen not to say anything about the Director's new look but Stark had broken out in silent bouts of laughter upon seeing the man.
*Ding*
Barton's angry yelling towards Loki was heard before the door even opened charging out Hawkeye eyes immediately went to the villain sitting up on the stage rushing towards him. Tasha luckily was able to grab a hold on of his arms when he ran past her before he could start his assault the god placing them in a secure hold.
'Hawkeye might have a good reason for wanting to attack the God of Mischief but he's so at the back of the line.' Tony thought looking at the man.
Loki had transformed Clint 'Hawkeye' Barton Earth's greatest archer into Cupid. He would have been naked if it wasn't for the large diaper he was wearing. Large fake wings were attached to his back held there by a thin piece of cloth that same under his arms well. His quiver was now bright red and was attached to a larger piece of matching cloth that came around in front of him. Lastly his as was his bow but now instead of its normal appearance looked like something you got a small child.
Clint just stood there trying to fight his way out of Tasha's grip screaming profanities at Loki. Tony just started laughing again as Steve and Thor came to stand with him well the SHIELD agents went to stand near Fury.
'Speaking of SHILED,' Tony thought looking at the government agents. 'If he wasn't evil and pranked me I would SO be asking Loki for a team up.'
Of the five agents Fury brought you could only tell who Agent Zoom was because Bruce was still on her shoulder, though now it was bright yellow and covered in feathers. The entire SHIELD personal had been placed into what looked like giant chick costumes well Fury himself looked like hen wearing a dress, it even had on an eye patch.
"Not so funny now huh Cupid." Tony typed showing it to the furious Barton.
"Shut up Stark!," Clint yelled before looking at Widow and talking a little quieter. "Tasha let me go I'm going to kill that smirking bastard."
"You will not be killing my brother archer I will stop you if you try." Thor said looking protective or at least as protective as he could standing there in a dress holding and hammer doll.
"Thor I do not need your assistance if Agent Barton wishes to kill me then he will have a hard time doing so given the state of his arrows." Loki said looking slightly offended at the notion that he needed to be protected.
'What's he mean by that diaper boy?' Tony questioned causing Clint to flush again and pull out one of his arrows with a newly released arm.
The shaft matched the color of the quiver and had white fletching's at the bottom now but what got Loki and Tony chuckling was the previously dangerous head that had been turned into a suction cup, a PINK HEART SHAPPED suction cup.
"Shut up the both of you." Clint howled in rage again pointing the arrow at both Loki and Tony.
"Look can everyone calm down so that Loki can tell us why he decided to appear." Fury's voice said from inside the hen's head.
"It's quite simple Director Fury I have as Agent Barton said before I changed him I managed to 'prank' you all now," Loki said putting down his empty mug and standing up and magicing the chair he had been sitting on away from wherever he gotten it from. "Now comes part two of the game."
"Part 2?" They all echoed.
Run Down of the Pranks:
Tony: Transformed into a mime.
Thor: Dressed in drag.
Steve: Dressed up like a stripper.
Bruce/ Hulk: Shrunk.
Iron Man suit: Currently dancing ballet.
Natasha: Living Rainbow that shoots glitter
Clint: Is Cupid
SHIELD Agents: Put into giant chick costumes
Fury: Placed into a dress wearing hen costume (who reading this gets the joke review me if you do)
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