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Ruko was sleeping soundly in her bed, unaware of what was going on around her. Everybody knew Ruko had problems waking up and they knew how deep a sleeper she they decided to have the lesson in her room. Today was the day that everyone started their English lesson, since the business woman sued everyone, and won, they had to do a list of things she wanted us to learn. Luka was the teacher because she knew English already. Luka walked in the room with a cup of coffee," Good morning class."
Ruko, having smelled the coffee, woke up in a daze," Good morning coffee", Ruko look around seeing that people were in her room, sitting in desks, and eager to learn," Did I miss something? Am I dreaming like that time I walked to school in that panda suit?"
"Shh, not now Ruko class is starting", Tei warned.
"How did all of you fit into my room?"
"Right let's get started with this is a pen, very useful when talking to Americans", Luka said in English, holding up a pen.
"Why did you use a demonstrative case", Ted questioned
Luka looked at him confused," What is a demonstrative? Look if want you come up here and teach this class", Luka yelled.
"At least I don't get my lesson plans from animes" Ted argued back.
"Oh no you didn't, no you didn't! You just brought down the thunder", Luka said taking off her earrings," Somebody better hold my earrings, there is about to be a beat down."
"Bring it on, Busty Betty!"
While Luka was busy getting into a fight with Ted, Rook passed a note to Ruko. Tei saw him and decided to tell on him," Luka! Luka Rook was passing notes to Ruko."
Luka had Ted in a headlock," Give the note to me so I may read out loud to the class", Luka said as Ted struggled to get out of the headlock.
"I don't think you want to do that Luka, he could be confessing his love to someone in this very room", Rin add getting out her camera," Okay now you can."
Luka began to read," Dear Ruko, would you like go on a date with me to the beach? I've always wanted to see you in a swim suit *p*. Check yes ,no, or maybe 3 Rook", Luka was done and had a few questions," What does asterisk p asterisk mean and less than three mean", Miku walked over to Luka and whispered the answer in her ear," Oh. Thanks sweetie."
Meanwhile Teto in a undisclosed location heard everything,' If she says yes then it's all over. He'll be the one standing next her in the new, next they'll be sing that magnet song together, and last but not least favorite pairing of the year', Teto thought. "This unacceptable", Teto yelled but was muffled due to her location.
Ted rotated his body, placed his legs behind both of Luka's, fell backwards causing both of them to fall, and got free from Luka's grasp," So Ruko what's your answer", Ted questioned, Luka snuck up on one of Ted's side and grabbed one of his legs forcing him down on the ground.
Before Ruko could answer, Teto, who had been hiding under the cover of Ruko's bed, interrupted by throwing the covers off and standing on the bed," How come I didn't notice a Teto shaped spot under my covers."
"It has been vetoed as of immediately. If anyone is going to see Ruko in a swim suit it will be me. I can imagine it now", Teto imagination took over.
Everything was dark, couldn't see a thing even if you tried. Until a single light came on, shining on Ruko, who was wearing a bathrobe," Yes, Yes, that's perfect", Teto spoke up sitting in a director's chair holding a camera. Ruko looked a little nervous," Don't be nervous just slowly take off the robe", holding up her camera as Ruko started to disrobe.
Ruko turned away from Teto," I would only do this for you", Ruko said looking over her shoulder, pulling her robe down some. Ruko's face had a slight blush to it as she kept sliding her robe further down.
"She could be wearing a one piece, maybe a two piece, or a bikini top with shorts. The possibilities are endless", Teto was now laughing crazily.
"Teto imagination sure is vivid I felt like I was there myself when she was telling that story", Tei said. She then looked over to Ruko" Looks like I'm not the only one who thought so, look how red her face is."
With Ted and Luka still fighting, Teto stuck in her dreams, and more than half the class was stuck on what to do after the first sentence. The English lesson was cancelled that day.
