Was watching Doctor Who and playing Far Cry 3 and wondered if Vaas would like the series lol.

Enjoy.


Alons-y Hermano!


"Okay, what's your first name?"

"Alonso."

"...You're kidding me?! "

"What?"

"That's something else I've always wanted to say." The Time Lord turned the ships wheel with a dramatic flair of his hands with a loud cheer.

Allons-y, Alonso! I've always wanted to say that!" The Doctor laughed heartily as Alonso gazed at the man in confused amazement whilst he clung to the wall of the cabin.

"I fucking love this guy," Vaas smiled ecstatically and pointed at the screen, looking to one of his hostages in the bamboo cage next to him.

The man inside said cage looked back at him in confused wariness.

The pirate lord had nabbed his laptop and sat down next to his cage in an attempt to jokingly find what nasty porn he had stashed away and instead he'd come across his Doctor Who series he'd downloaded.

Vaas had then sat there and watched four episodes in one go, occasionally speaking to repeat something he found funny or remark to be ''deep, Hermano, deep'' but was otherwise silent.

"Vaas!"

Said man turned down the volume and glanced up at the familiar figure of his boss; Hoyt who appeared into the room, catching the end of the Doctor Who tune and the sight of one of his best men sat cross legged on the floor surrounded by cigarette butts, he glanced at the hostage whose cage Vaas was leaning against.

"Hey, Hoyt. This is Alonso, say hi," Vaas knocked the back of his arm against the bamboo bars in front of the hostage, who flinched, with a happy grin.

Hoyt skilfully ignored all of this.

"We've got another problem with one of the Natives," He snapped and turned back to head outside, not wanting to explain anything in that room and expecting Vaas to follow, which he did. Snatching and closing the laptop as he did so.

"You have good taste, Alonso!" Vaas called back to the hostage cheerily as he left.