Hnnn... I changed my pen name!! YAY ME!! And I m going to start working on Warriors crack, please go check them out when they are posted!! And Updates will be quicker!!! THANKIES!!!
Sorry for the lonnnnnnnnng wait!! (bows). My computer broke down , then, I went to Japan for a week, when I came back, all my files got deleted, and my computer got this virus again… now I m using my grandfather's computer… so much difficulties in life… Okay, wnough with me ranting, I now present you with…Dun dun dun dun… (insert dramatic music here) ways to annoy….BLACKSTAR!!!! pwease enjoy!!
Ways to make Blackstar wanna murder you!!!!
Breed random insects like wasps in his den
If he asks who did it, point to a random cat and say, "he did it!"
Block the way into his den
With a rock BIG smiley face on it
Fill the Shadowclan teritorry with coloured lights
And wear a Santa costume
Everytime he comes into view, say, "ho, ho, ho, merry christmas" even if it is not christmas
Smash a jar of honey on his head, claiming that it is his christmas preasent
Get bees to sting him
Paint his fur white, well… his paws, since the rest of him is already white.
Paint his den white
Wear a white robe with fake wings, and when he comes in his den, say in a very heavenly voice, "welcome to Starclan!"
Talk to him in random languages that he don't understand, like Chinese, Japanese, or German
Smur random things like mustard, ketchup, or mayonnaise on his fur everytime you see him
Fill his room with cows
Tie him to a chair and force him to watch a twenty-four hour cycling marathon of Barny, Teletubbies, Sesame Street and other shows like these.
Say that he sleeps with a teddy bear
Steal his teddy bear, or teddy-bear-nap his teddy bear
Ask for ransom
Set up an e-mail account for him
Spam him…continously
And don't forget to blackmail him!
His reaction…
"AUGHH!! ENOUGH IF THIS!!" a certain white tom with jet black paws screeched.
"Uh-oh! I'd better go!!!" and a she-cat named Snowmist ran away.
…and all the cats within 20 metres of Blackstar retreated at least 500 metres more.
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!!1
"Today, the leader of Shadowclan, a white tom with jet black paws, was arrested, due to attempting to murder the authoress she-cat of this fic." The news reporter she-cat anounced. "Then, he was sent to the mental hospital for treatment."
In Snowmist's den…
"hmm…" She said, while taking a sip of her hot chocolate.
"BOO!!!" Suddenly Blackstar popped out of nowhere!! OMG!!!
"AHHHHH!!!" Snowmist screamed, spilling her hot chocolate all over Blackstar.
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!!!!!111!!!i1111oneoneone!!!
"Sorry for distrupting your show, but, THIS NEWS IS INPORTANT!!" The news reporter she-cat's face appeared on the television screen. "The Shadowclan leader, Blackstar, was arrested again for another failed attempt to murder the authoress she-cat. Evidence suggested that he fainted while a mug, which contained hot-chocolate in it, fell on his head. We will inform you when we have further news, hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review!!!"
