A/N: So I started this 100 Themes thing on LJ and I claimed the pairing Riku x Roxas. A friend of mine suggested that I post these up as one long-ass fic, so I decided to take her advice and see where it gets me. Hope yall enjoy
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, sorry D:
009 : Old
Riku had had enough. He was not an old man, for crying out loud! Just because he had silver hair…
And Roxas's laughing never helped. Never. It was, in fact, quite annoying. Especially when he would chime in to calling Riku an old man. Once, he had even made up a small song right off the top of his head, and though he only sung it that one time, it had somehow spread to all the little children about the island.
This was why Riku now hated children. They were ruthless little vermin, in his mind. There were a few that were sweet, adorable children, but otherwise…yeah, Roxas definitely ruined children for him.
"Hey, old man…" Roxas purred into his ear one night. "Got any fight left in you…?" he whispered, slipping his hands down Riku's bare front and nipping at his neck. Riku glared at him.
"Not if you keep calling me that."
"Well, you're older than me."
"That's not the point!"
"Oh, I guess so." Roxas said, removing himself from Riku completely, lying back onto the bed in perhaps the most alluring position Riku had ever seen him pull off. With a gentle mewl, the blond added, "You're just far too old to have any interest in me, aren't you? That must be it…"
"Roxas…"
"Yes, Riku? Oh, never mind…" Roxas hummed and turned onto his stomach, arching some. "My young flesh doesn't appetize you, now does it?"
"Alright, that's it!" Riku gave in and pounced on him, proving that night that even though he was an "old man," he could give any younger boy a good time. But he couldn't help but mumble, "Not old" as they fell asleep, Roxas curled up in his arms.
