Hello fans and critics of mine! Thanx for the great reviews. When I started this, I thought I was totally non-comedic, but I guess I am! This is a really short chapter, sorry!
Emcullen: Baby!! Where r you?
Rhale: Em? Hey, sorry to worry u. I rarely get embarrassed, but what our whole family saw… the bed… the stairs… the shock…
Emcullen: Hmmm.
Rhale: I'm at the café again.
Emcullen: U mean, Esme-catching-you-in-the-computer-act café?
Rhale: Bullseye. The employees are looking at me weird from last time. Grrr.
Emcullen: Hehe. Yeah, what happened with us when we rolled down the stairs? I think I hit my head to hard or something, cuz I don't remember much.
Rhale: Your lucky. Well, it started out like every other night. You got really into it, and kicked the bedpost really hard. Then the screw pretty much shattered, and the bed fell apart.
Emcullen: Really?
Rhale: Lemme finish. So then, we fell off, but were to out of it to know, and rolled on the floor. You rammed through the door, leaving a hole, and we just rolled down the stairs. You hit your head on a lot of the stair railings. R you ok, sweetie?
Emcullen: Sure. All I remember is that Carlisle took me into his office and went blah blah responsibility blah blah Jasper's feelings blah blah blah Rose's feelings blah blah humility.
Rhale: Whatevs, babe.
Emcullen: Ooh. My other line is beeping. It's Jasperkins!
