Author: Hello ! I'm sorry for the late update ! I was engrossed to drawing . So I am very sorry ! Now I am typing this episode on MY PHONE ! I'm very sorry to anyone who have the same time as my country , especially Ginryuumaru-san and Kazuki -san !

Warning : OOC-ness , maybe typo(s) , weird fic .

Disclaimer : I don't own Hunter x Hunter !


Hunter x Hunter Sketch : Episode 9


Gon : Sorry to be late !

Kurapika : Anyway where is Killua and Leorio ?

BANG

Killua : Sorry we're late !

Leorio : It's freaking cold !

Kurapika : Ah , yes it's been raining hard !

Leorio : SOME COFFEE PLEASE MISS !

Kurapika : Leorio ! THE SHOW !

Leorio : O-OK !

Killua : Now the first stpry to come out is .. !

Gon : 'Poison' !

-The big tv turned on-

Pakunoda : What did you eat before you die Uvogin ? It's disgusting !

Uvogin : How can I get rid of it ?

Pakunoda : Here ! Drink this poison ! It get rid of that disgusting smell and get rid of your life too !

Uvogin : Ohhh ...

..Silence...

Pakunoda/Uvogin : WE'RE ALREADY DEAD !

-The big tv turned off-

Leorio : A poison to the dead person !

Kurapika : *cursing*

Killua: Next !

Gon : 'Crying?' !

-The big tv turned on-

Gon : Kurapika ! Why are you crying ?

Kurapika : *sob* *sob* ; _ ;

Gon : Is it because Killua is slacking off ?

Kurapika : N*sob*o*sob* ; _ ;

Gon : Is it because Leorio is not helping us at all ?

Kurapika : N*sob*o.*sob ; _ ;

Gon : Then why ?

Kurapika: Gon , Look *sob* I'm *sob* cutting some *sob* onion ! ; _ ;

-The big tv turned off-

Kurapika : *Cursing even more*

Leorio : Wow ! Now he's cursing the author !

Gon: *Sweatdrop* Next !

Killua : 'Paper Test' !

-The big tv turned on-

Bodoro : Next is ! PAPER TEST !

Killua/Gon/Leorio : *The Scream face*

Kurapika : *The Scream face*

All : Why did you do the face too ?

Kurapika : Am I supposed not to ?

All : *sweatdrop*

-The big tv turned off-

Leorio/Killua/Gon : *cursing*

Audience : IT'S TIME FOR KURAPIKA-SAMA TO RULE ! XD

Kurapika : NEXT ! ' Fan' !

-The big tv turned on-

Kiniro : Is it just the wind that blow Kurapika's robe ? Or... just the 'FANS' ! ^O^

Fangirl : KYAAA KURAPIKA-SAMA !

Kurapika : *sweatdrop* A word pun ?! Must be from fan and fangirl … =_="

-The big tv turned off-

All : *sweatdrop*

Audience : KYAAA THAT'S TRUE !

Kiniro : Next ! 'Point of View' !

-The big tv turned on-

Kiniro : If it's Gon ... He's so innocent , cute , weird sometime and flawless !

Fangirls : Killua ?

Kiniro : Killua ? He's strong , cute , easy to teased , brother complex , cool and many more !

Fangirls : Leorio ?

Kiniro : Let's just skip him !

Leorio : WHAT ? Look here ! I'm cool , smart , handsome , rich , girls attention , gr-

Kiniro : GUARDS !

Leorio : HEY LET GO OFF ME ! *dragged by the guards*

Fangirls : Kurapika ?

Kiniro : Heart stealer , strong , feminine , cool , sad boy , good manners , smart , ANYWAY HE'S MY FAVOURITE ! XD

All : *Sweatdrop* All of Kurapika's fangirl is frightening ...

Hisoka : Let's kill him !

Fangirls : *preparing many bazooka*

All : GYAAAAA ! (Hisoka : Fu~fu~fu~)

BOOM BOOM BOOM

-The big tv turned off-

All : *sulking*

Kurapika : Next ! 'Spider' !

-The big tv turned on-

Leorio : Is Kurapika going nuts ?

Killua : He have pet spider !

Gon : Good then !

-The next day-

Kurapika : Time for snack !

Trio : *sweatdrop*

-The next day again-

Kurapika : Oh~ You're fat ~

Trio : *sweatdrop*

-The next day-

Kurapika : *sleeping peacefully*

Gon : Spider ?

Leorio : Looks like it have been …

Killua : tortured to death !

-The big tv turned off-

Kurapika : YEAH !

Trio : *Sweatdrop and sulking*

Kurapika Bye Bye !

Kiniro : Oh come on you guys ! It's just a payment to Kurapika because I've been torturing him .

Killua : Then wait for next time !

Gon : BYE BYE !


Author : This is why I hate HOMEWORKS ! It's stealing my creativity ! Anyway sorry again and please REVIEW ! I'll receive other Author review or not an Author review ! I'll wait !