Author: Hello ! I'm sorry for the late update ! I was engrossed to drawing . So I am very sorry ! Now I am typing this episode on MY PHONE ! I'm very sorry to anyone who have the same time as my country , especially Ginryuumaru-san and Kazuki -san !
Warning : OOC-ness , maybe typo(s) , weird fic .
Disclaimer : I don't own Hunter x Hunter !
Hunter x Hunter Sketch : Episode 9
Gon : Sorry to be late !
Kurapika : Anyway where is Killua and Leorio ?
BANG
Killua : Sorry we're late !
Leorio : It's freaking cold !
Kurapika : Ah , yes it's been raining hard !
Leorio : SOME COFFEE PLEASE MISS !
Kurapika : Leorio ! THE SHOW !
Leorio : O-OK !
Killua : Now the first stpry to come out is .. !
Gon : 'Poison' !
-The big tv turned on-
Pakunoda : What did you eat before you die Uvogin ? It's disgusting !
Uvogin : How can I get rid of it ?
Pakunoda : Here ! Drink this poison ! It get rid of that disgusting smell and get rid of your life too !
Uvogin : Ohhh ...
..Silence...
Pakunoda/Uvogin : WE'RE ALREADY DEAD !
-The big tv turned off-
Leorio : A poison to the dead person !
Kurapika : *cursing*
Killua: Next !
Gon : 'Crying?' !
-The big tv turned on-
Gon : Kurapika ! Why are you crying ?
Kurapika : *sob* *sob* ; _ ;
Gon : Is it because Killua is slacking off ?
Kurapika : N*sob*o*sob* ; _ ;
Gon : Is it because Leorio is not helping us at all ?
Kurapika : N*sob*o.*sob ; _ ;
Gon : Then why ?
Kurapika: Gon , Look *sob* I'm *sob* cutting some *sob* onion ! ; _ ;
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : *Cursing even more*
Leorio : Wow ! Now he's cursing the author !
Gon: *Sweatdrop* Next !
Killua : 'Paper Test' !
-The big tv turned on-
Bodoro : Next is ! PAPER TEST !
Killua/Gon/Leorio : *The Scream face*
Kurapika : *The Scream face*
All : Why did you do the face too ?
Kurapika : Am I supposed not to ?
All : *sweatdrop*
-The big tv turned off-
Leorio/Killua/Gon : *cursing*
Audience : IT'S TIME FOR KURAPIKA-SAMA TO RULE ! XD
Kurapika : NEXT ! ' Fan' !
-The big tv turned on-
Kiniro : Is it just the wind that blow Kurapika's robe ? Or... just the 'FANS' ! ^O^
Fangirl : KYAAA KURAPIKA-SAMA !
Kurapika : *sweatdrop* A word pun ?! Must be from fan and fangirl … =_="
-The big tv turned off-
All : *sweatdrop*
Audience : KYAAA THAT'S TRUE !
Kiniro : Next ! 'Point of View' !
-The big tv turned on-
Kiniro : If it's Gon ... He's so innocent , cute , weird sometime and flawless !
Fangirls : Killua ?
Kiniro : Killua ? He's strong , cute , easy to teased , brother complex , cool and many more !
Fangirls : Leorio ?
Kiniro : Let's just skip him !
Leorio : WHAT ? Look here ! I'm cool , smart , handsome , rich , girls attention , gr-
Kiniro : GUARDS !
Leorio : HEY LET GO OFF ME ! *dragged by the guards*
Fangirls : Kurapika ?
Kiniro : Heart stealer , strong , feminine , cool , sad boy , good manners , smart , ANYWAY HE'S MY FAVOURITE ! XD
All : *Sweatdrop* All of Kurapika's fangirl is frightening ...
Hisoka : Let's kill him !
Fangirls : *preparing many bazooka*
All : GYAAAAA ! (Hisoka : Fu~fu~fu~)
BOOM BOOM BOOM
-The big tv turned off-
All : *sulking*
Kurapika : Next ! 'Spider' !
-The big tv turned on-
Leorio : Is Kurapika going nuts ?
Killua : He have pet spider !
Gon : Good then !
-The next day-
Kurapika : Time for snack !
Trio : *sweatdrop*
-The next day again-
Kurapika : Oh~ You're fat ~
Trio : *sweatdrop*
-The next day-
Kurapika : *sleeping peacefully*
Gon : Spider ?
Leorio : Looks like it have been …
Killua : tortured to death !
-The big tv turned off-
Kurapika : YEAH !
Trio : *Sweatdrop and sulking*
Kurapika Bye Bye !
Kiniro : Oh come on you guys ! It's just a payment to Kurapika because I've been torturing him .
Killua : Then wait for next time !
Gon : BYE BYE !
Author : This is why I hate HOMEWORKS ! It's stealing my creativity ! Anyway sorry again and please REVIEW ! I'll receive other Author review or not an Author review ! I'll wait !
