If I have to write one more disclaimer for you people to get it, I will shoot you.

HA! SCREW THAT I WILL ANYWAY!

You: What?

BECAUSE I CAN! HA~ HAHAHAHA-SQUEAK! *BAM YOU ARE SHOT* NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE A STORY!

You: I'm not dead though...

Dammit! FINE! I own Tsubasa! Ha! SUE ME! GET A NICE DUSTY LINT BALL! SEE IF I CARE! Seriously. Don't. I don't own this. I probably don't even own this idea, dammit! I'm just a lump of copyrighted stuff!

:I SHALL SHUT UP BEFORE I AM SUED! :

"WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA! When did I get here? RAWR! It must have been my comma-splicing-brother!" yelled a random girl who apparently had a "comma-splicing-brother".

"Hey, who's she?"

"How would I know?"

"You should."

"What? You wanna fight?"

"NO!"

"ANTI!"

"Objection!"

"Overruled!"

"Sustained!"

"Subject!"

"Noun!"

"Verb!"

"This is anarchy!"

"No, stupid, its tyranny!"

"It's neither! It's Sparta!" yells the random girl. "Who are you anyway?"

"No!" yells the girl with orange hair and purple eyes.

"Anti!" yells the other guy with purple hair and orange eyes.

"Those are your names? They're stupid!"

"No, they're not!"

"Yeah, they are, No! Peh! You're stupid!"

"Yeah? Well... you're stupider-est!"

God, save my soul. This is worse than Mavis! Thought the strange new girl, for there was a Mavis where she came from, too. "I'm Aislynn the resident Necromancer of Naminnawakinaguh (pronounced: nom-in-a-wack-in-a-guh). Currently allied with-"

"Nobody gives a damn about you!" yelled Anti suddenly, just to be disagreeable.

"What the hell?" yelled No. "Peh! Anybody gives Adam!"

"Apple!"

"Wall-e!"

"What the-"

"Shut up!" yelled Aislynn. "Lead me to the King of your effing land or I will smite you just like God in the First Testament!"

"You won't want to meet Jerry though..." said No sadly.

"Yeah, she does fracking (frack is used as a cuss word substitute in Ireland/Scotland/England/United fracking Kingdom and whatnot.) Idiot!" exclaimed Anti stubbornly.

"Is there someone else I can talk to?" said Aislynn, a little like she was talking to three year olds.

No. yelled an overseeing force.

"What the hell? WAKA WAKA WAKA! I'm talking to you now!" yelled Aislynn.

No, you are not, for I deny your reality. Yelled the voice.

"GAH!" yelled Anti.

"It's-" yelled No.

"Jerry!" completed Anti.

gabbalalala~~~

I should write a disclaimer chapter. Then there would be no more disclaimers...