A/N: Not really much to say about this one. I've toyed around with this list idea for a little while, but I thought I'd give it to you people. So, here ya go.
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David Letterman sat back in his chair at his desk and spun it around to where he was facing the leader of the CBS Orchestra, P
David Letterman sat back in his chair at his desk and spun it around to where he was facing the leader of the CBS Orchestra, Paul Shafer.
"Paul, you know, Dr. Drakken has gone straight and is now a research scientist," Dave said.
"I did hear about that. But I wonder what company he's working for," Paul replied.
"I dunno, some company in Middleton or something like that," Dave mumbled.
"Well, maybe one of these day's will find out," Paul said into his mic.
"Well, it's possible, I mean, he is here tonight," Dave said with a sly grin on his face.
"Wow! Is he really here!? What, what is he here for?" Paul asked.
"Well, watch this," Dave said and then pulled a card off of his desk and held it into the air. "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list!"
On the audience screens, a camera zipped past blue colored numbers one through ten, who appeared to be hanging out in a bar.
"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma, top ten Dr. Drakken pick up lines. And seeing as how we've had so much success with some of the authors delivering a list, we thought we'd beat a dead horse and try it again. So, please welcome to the stage, Dr. Drakken!"
Dr. Drakken walked out to the front of the audience from back stage while waving to the crowd.
"How ya doin, Dr. Drakken?" Dave asked.
"Oh, I'm doing just wonderful! You know, there are still some peanut butter stickies back in the green room. Mother made them just for my appearance on this show," Drakken answered, then reached into his classic blue lab coat and pulled out a 3x5 note card.
"I'll be sure to get one or two during the break. Anyways, again, top ten Dr. Drakken pick up lines. Here we go. Number ten."
Drakken looked down at his note card. "How would you like to see what else is blue?"
"Number nine."
"You look like you'd be great in helping me try out a new shampoo."
"Number eight."
"I know your formula, two parts hot to one part sexy. Rowl."
"Number seven."
"Why don't we go back to my lair and talk about lippy sidekicks?"
"Number six."
"You're not a cop, are you?"
"Number five."
"How would you like to splice some genes?"
"Number four."
"I tell you, a night with a real woman would be a step up from synthoclones."
"I'm sure it would be. Number three."
"'Sup shorty? Hows bout you come on back to Tha Doctah D-rizzles lauh!"
"Again with the hip. Number two."
"You know, I once delivered a top ten list on a third rate late night talk show."
"And the number one Dr. Drakken pick up line."
"Trust me, Shego will never know."
"There you have it ladies and gentlemen, tonight's top ten list. Our thanks to Dr. Drakken."
Dr. Drakken bowed in front of an applauding audience and went back stage.
"Well be right back with Gary Cole," Dave said before the show cut away.
