XTheCherryOnTopX does not own Naruto or Pokemon.
The camera starts with Naruto. He is sitting at a table drawing on a piece of paper with crayons. He is wearing a bright red beanie hat that has question marks all over it. Sasuke comes up behind Naruto, a finger on his lips, signaling to be quiet. He sneaks up to Naruto and is about to scare him...
"I know you're there, Sasuke."
"Damn." Sasuke comes to the other side of the table and sits down. "Did you figure anything out?"
"Yes. A few. (turns to camera) Im Naruto Uzumaki."
"Im Sasuke Uchiha. This is Sasuto Production #50."
"Today, we're planning a pokemon battle. Here I am, with my thinking cap." (points to red beanie)
"Dude, did you think of anything?"
"I did."
"Then?"
Naruto holds up his paper. It is a drawing of a pokemon- Charmander.
"What the-"
Naruto holds up a hand. He then pulls a pair of glasses out of his pocket. They are perfectly round- harry potter style. He puts these on. "Allow me to explain."
"Sakura is small. She is annoying. She has a squeaky voice. All these qualities make her a small, squeaky annoying pokemon- Charmander. I can put one of my old orange jumpsuits on her, and a sock for her tail. It won't be easy, cuz we'lle have to dress her."
Sasuke nods calmly. "We can do this. We need a fire pokemon anyways, right?"
"Yeah. Im going as pikachu, cuz of my hair. We'lle do it at Sakura's house. Since we have a pikachu, and a squirtle, all we need is a fire type, and Charmander will do."
"Excellent." (rubs hands together evilly)
The camera cuts to Sakura. She is sleeping. Naruto is standing over her, smiling evilly.
"We're in Sakura's house right now. It's three in the morning. We got in from the spare key she keeps in the potted plant out front. She probably thinks no one knows its there. Anyways, we're gonna put these on Sakura." He tiptoes over and begins shoving the jumpsuit over her head. "We gave Sakura sedatives, so she's completely knocked out. Sasuke, help me." Sasuke and Naruto carefully zip Sakura up in the jumpsuit. Naruto snickers.
"Dude, how freaking small is this girl? I wore that suit when I was a genin, and it's still loose on her."
"Seriously. I think she's part pixie or something." Sasuke puts orange mittens over Sakura's hands. Naruto puts an orange beanie on Sakura's head, and tucks her hair in so it can't be seen.
"Ok, im done. Wow, it looks pretty good." Sasuke says. Sakura is now fully decked out in orange. She also has an orange sock pinned to her butt as a tail. There is a small candle glued to the end.
The camera cuts to Naruto. He is a wearing bright yellow shirt and pants, his hair is sticking up in two spikes, and he has a yellow and black sock pinned to his ass. There are two red circles painted on his face. He holds a large bowl of cold ramen.
Sasuke comes into camera view. He is wearing light blue jeans, a red and white baseball cap, a blue and white half sleeves jacket, and a black shirt underneath. He is dragging a stuffed squirtle behind him. He turns, and grins. "Im Ash Ketchum!"
Naruto says "Pika pikachu!"
A loud scream erupts from Sakura's bedroom. She comes into view.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" she screams.
"Too many questions, Saki." Sasuke nods, and Naruto grabs Sakura from behind. Sasuke grabs the matches he left in his pocket and lights the candle glued to Sakura's "tail". "I finally have a Charmander! NOW, I CAN CAPTURE A THIRD POKEMON!!!"
"I'M ON FIRE, SASUKE! AAAHH!" Sakura screams. Sasuke points at Naruto. "Pikachu, I choose you!" he screams.
"Pika-chu!" Naruto screams, falling in front of Sasuke, who points at Sakura.
"Pikachu, thunderbolt!"
"PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screams, spewing ramen all over Sakura, who screams.
Sasuke orders, "Hey Sakura, say Char-Charmander a few times. And make it cute."
"Char-Charmander? CHAR-CHARMANDER! YOU WANT ME TO SAY CHAR-CHARMANDER!? I AM ON FIRE!"
"Naruto, you were right. Her voice is perfect." They laugh harder as they realize Sakura's voice makes her a perfect Charmander. Sakura gives up trying to get help and dumps the rest of the cold ramen onto her tail.
"No! Charmander dies if his flame ever goes out!" Sasuke cries, falling backwards dramatically. "Im Sasuke Uchiha/Ash Ketchum. Seems like I'll never have a third pokemon." (sigh)
"Im Naruto. God, that was awesome. Right, Sakura? (sees Sakura fainted on the floor) Right."
