Sorry for the long wait, but with school and all...

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"Well, don't you look…" I started to say to Sookie when she came out of the bathroom with Pam.

"Save it" I guess she had the right to be mad, I mean, I would be if some vampire lunged at me for finding out he was embezzling money and then this vampire exploded on top of me because my boyfriend, who also happens to be a vampire, stake him and vampires explode when staked. So…

I'm never coming back to Fangtasia.

Ever.

"Are they done talking?" I asked Pam.

"In a minute"

I kept looking at Sookie. It's hard not to with her dressed like that. Since she had Longshadow's remains on her entire body, she had to change clothes and the only type of clothing we could find here was, well….

Slutty

Goth slutty.

"Stop looking at me like that"

"I can't help it. Look at you"

"Yes, look at you" Pam purred.

Pam's weird.

"You even did your hair"

"Pam did it"

Really weird.

"You're lucky your only neighbor is Bill. I don't know what I would do if I had to go back to the sorority dressed like that"

Even though I'm dressed in a jean skirt and black top, it's better than the little leather ensemble that Sookie has going on.

"This isn't funny" She said angrily.

"Just a little bit, don't you think?"

"You just say that because Eric put you out of the way and you didn't have the same fate as me."

"Yeah"

Then Eric and Bill came out of his office.

Bill didn't look happy.

Bill never looks happy, though.

"Can we go now?" I asked again. I'm starting to get really sleepy.

"Yes, of course" Bill said and we made our way out of there.

Just as we were reaching the entrance, Eric cleared his throat. We turned around and he gives Bill a meaningful look. Bill nods in response

Vampires are weird.

As soon as we reached the car I fell asleep.

.

I was woken by the sound of Sookie shrieking.

"What do you mean he claimed Adrian as his?"

"Who claimed Adrian as his?" I asked feeling fully alert.

They both turned to look at me. It was then that I noticed that we've arrived at the university.

I also noticed that they didn't know how to answer my question.

Just that look they were having gave me the answer I needed, but not exactly wanted.

"No!"

"Yes" They said together.

"C'mon! How is that even possible?"

Bill answered this one. "He expressed how displeased he was in the state I brought you in and with the way things turned out to be he feels that he is better suited to protect you that I am"

"I don't understand"

"He didn't like that you were drunk and he blames Bill for that" Sookie explained.

"And he claims me as his human just for that?"

"I believe his attraction to you played a major role in his decision" Bill continued.

"And when was I supposed to know all of this?" Wait… "Is that what that little exchange between you and Eric was all about?"

"Yes"

"I just can't get a break, can I?"

I got out of the car after saying goodbye to them and walked to Greek Street.

Now, what am I supposed to do?

I reached the white house and noted that it was silent.

Most of the girls must be still at the party. Or passed out in the couch.

I went to my room and was surprised to find Hannah sitting in her bed, looking straight at me.

"I thought you were going to stay with Tyler" Did something happened?

"I was, but Travis told me that some blonde, who I'm guessing was Sookie, took you away. I wanted to know if something happened. I also thought you were going to distance yourself, have a break."

"I was, Sookie's visit was totally unexpected. And we didn't even go to Bon Temps. We stayed in Shreveport."

"Oh, where did you two go?"

"Actually, her boyfriend was also with us"

"I thought he died"

"Me too. And we ended up in Fangtasia" I muttered the last part.

"You went to the vampire bar?" Damn, I forgot of Hannah's super hearing.

"Yeah"

"Why?"

"Because the owner requested us. He had a job for Sookie" I said as I sat next to her.

"Then, why did you have to go?"

"I think he likes me"

"How so?"

"He claimed me as his human" I buried my face in the pillows.

Being claimed by a vampire is scary and a little embarrassing, in my case.

"For real?"

"Mmhmm"

"Oh. My. God."

"You can't tell anybody. Not even Tyler"

"I promised. How do you plan on getting out of this one?"

"I don't know" I said pathetically.

For the rest of the night I explained in full detail what happened.

.

Saturday

I love Saturdays, the weekend is finally official and we have time to rest. Especially if you have a killer hangover.

Not me, for some reason I don't have one.

But most of the girls in my house do.

"I don't get it. If you feel so shitty, why are you even up?" I asked my friend Courtney while we were sitting in the kitchen counter.

"Because I have to finish that essay on the civil war. Is due on Monday"

"What essay? Miss Torres didn't say anything about an essay?"

"She did when the bell rang"

"Son of a bitch! And Tyler didn't even tell me."

"He probably has some nerd do it for him"

"I want some nerd to do my homework" I looked at her with my best Precious Moments face.

After all, Courtney is known as Smart Sister.

"Don't even look at me like that. You're on your own" And she left.

"Meanie!" I called her.

First a vampire claims me and now this!

Wait

Vampire…

Bill!

He can help me with my essay!

After all, he lived and died during the civil war. And he did say that if I needed help with something related to the civil war that he could help me.

Yay!

Now I just have to wait to nightfall.

.

"We could do this sitting down" Bill suggested. I arrived at his home just as the sun set down. I wanted to get this started as soon as possible. He, of course, was all for it.

"No, this is good"

We were playing golf in his Nintendo Wii while my recorder well, recorded everything he was saying about the civil war.

That's right, Bill has a Wii.

He's cool like that.

"I'm flattered that you would come to me for help, especially after what happened last night"

"Well, I just thought that you were the right person to go to, seeing as you were actually there. Besides, an interview with a vampire as my civil war essay? That's a secure A!"

Just with the things he already told me, I could get the A with no problem.

The doorbell rang.

"You asked for pizza?" I asked him. He looked at me like I was a little bit insane. "Sorry, a habit" Contrary to popular belief, sorority girls like to eat.

He went to answer the door.

I was left to see on the score board thingy that Bill beat me at golf.

It was Eric and Pam. I know because I heard Bill acknowledge them.

They turned to look at me when I made my presence known.

"What is she doing here?" Eric asked Bill. Not looking happy.

"I'm helping her with her homework"

I looked towards this fat asian vampire next to Eric and Pam.

Eric noticed that I was looking at the fat asian vampire next to him.

"Adrian, Chow. Chow, Adrian" Eric introduced us.

"Nice to meet you" Chow said.

"Meh" I said. Right now, I'm not really into meeting more vampires.

"Chow is Longshadow's replacement" Pam said.

I took a step back.

Just in case.

Bill spoke up. "I take it by you being here. There was no way around it, then?"

"A way around what?" I asked.

"I can't really say. Didn't exactly look into it" Eric answered, ignoring me.

"You lost me"

"Bill is being punished for the death of Longshadow" Pam answered and Eric gave her a look.

"Ahh. Wait, what?"

"Don't worry about it" Eric told me, as if Bill's punishment wasn't something important.

"We're gonna have to stop by the bar where Sookie works first. She needs to know that I'll be gone."

"She is not going to like that" I can just feel her hissy fit coming. Besides, she'll probably come here and me, being the good friend that I like to think I am, will be there for her.

"Fine. We go to the bar"

"And I'm staying here" I said.

They all turned to look at me.

"I don't want to see what happens. Sorry." Not really.

"Suit yourself" Pam said.

"What's your game?" Chow asked Bill.

"Excuse me?"

"You were playing Wii. What's your game?"

"Golf"

"What's your best score on Pebble Beach?"

"Seven under"

Five under. For me.

"Mine's eleven under" Chow said.

I don't like him

Bill turned to Eric. "I liked Longshadow better"

.

Like half an hour later, I heard someone coming into the house. I put back the Wii remote and grabbed Bill's really, really old toaster.

"Who's there? I have a really, really, really old toaster, and I'm not afraid to use it"

"Adrian?" Sookie came into view.

With a dog.

"What are you doing here?"She asked me.

"Bill was helping me with my history homework, and then Eric, Pam and a fat asian vampire guy named Chow came and took him to see you, and I stayed to see if you came here. You know, for company."

"That's so sweet of you" She came over and hugged me.

I think she really needed the hug, because she tighten her hold.

"There's a dog right next to you" I told her.

"I know, he also wants to make me company. I named him Dean"

"Cool"

After that, we decided to go to sleep, which was weird seeing as it was Bill's bed. A bed Sookie looked like she was really familiar with.

Ew

Neverless, I was tired. So it didn't take long until I was fast asleep.

.

Something's on my feet.

"Sookie, you're in my feet"

"Is not me, is Dean. And he's on both our feet"

We both sit and looked towards Dean.

Only Dean wasn't there.

It was Sam.

A very naked Sam.

The three of us screamed.