Chapter 9
Itachi swung at what he thought was Tobi. His fist connected dead on...with a tree...
"Hahaha! Itachi you just punched a tree!" Hidan laughed, he was in Konan's arms, enjoying her kisses.
"Hn," Itachi muttered angrily. He walked away from the group and Kisame followed.
"Itachi-san, are you alright?" Kisame asked, a hint of worry in his voice.
"Yes, I'm just going to the car-who the hell has my damned hand?" Itachi growled.
"Tobi does, you're going the wrong way Itachi-san," Tobi said, dragging the swearing man to the car. They arrived home and Hidan still hadn't set his teddy bear down.
"Hidan-san are you going to put the teddy bear down?" Tobi asked, curiously.
"No," Hidan simply stated, he then jumped up on the couch by Sasori and snuggled up. Everyone was a little confused as to why Kakuzu bought him that bear, but no one wanted to voice the question, except one daring soul.
"Why did you buy Hidan a teddy bear?" Konan (of course the girl is the daring soul! Who did you think it would be? A guy? Haha) asked.
"I bought it for him because he was being an ass," Kakuzu muttered, counting his money.
"I'm guessing that was the most expensive thing that the gift shop had?" Kisame asked, smiling at the thought.
"No, it was one of the cheapest things…it was only $5.00," Hidan muttered sleepily. Everyone went to bed, except Sasori. He doesn't sleep. About halfway through the night Hidan had another 'nightmare' and got up to go to Konan and Pain's room. When he got there, he heard some not so inviting noises and words. He heard 'Ohhh Pain faster' and 'harder' and several other noises.
"Wow…I'm not going in there, I'll go sleep with Dei," Hidan murmured to himself. He walked down the hall and knocked on Deidara's door.
"Come in un," Deidara groaned drowsily. Hidan came in and shut the door behind him. He walked over to Deidara's bed and looked up at him.
"Dei can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare…" Hidan whimpered, 'tears' running down his face. Deidara lifted Hidan up onto the couch, and began rubbing soothing circles on the boys back.
"You usually go sleep with Leader-sama and Konan-sama, why did you come in here tonight un?" Deidara asked, laying down with Hidan. He pulled the covers over them and smiled at the boy
"They're doing bad stuff," Hidan sniffled, cuddling to Deidara.
"Like what un?" Deidara asked, until he heard a rather loud 'FASTER PAIN FASTER' from the room down the hall. He immediately covered Hidan's ears. He texted Itachi, since his room was on the opposite end of the hall that Konan and Pain's room was, asking if he could bring Hidan there. Itachi sent back a yes. Deidara came in with Hidan in his arms and sat on the bed near Itachi.
"You look tired," Itachi observed, laying a hand on the blondes forehead.
"I am," Deidara yawned. They got Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori to come into Itachi's room.
"What the hell do you guys want at one in the damn morning," Zetsu growled.
"Hidan, baby, tell them what you heard," Itachi said softly.
"Ohhhhh, faster Pain! Ohhhh, harder, and stuff like that," Hidan said smiling. Deidara stayed in the room with Hidan while the rest of the men stood outside of Konan and Pain's door.
"HELL YEAH BITCH!" Pain shouted. Sasori pounded on the door.
"J-just a second," Konan called. They heard rustling and bumping. A disheveled Pain opened the door.
"Yes?" he said, looking a little surprised.
"I said to do it quietly for the sake of the children, Hidan and Deidara heard you," Sasori growled.
"Oh shit," Pain muttered.
"What's going on?" Konan asked, looking disheveled like Pain.
"The kids heard you darling," Kisame said, smirking.
"Don't fucking 'darling' her!" Pain snapped, tackling Kisame.
"OH FUCK!" Kisame shouted.
"They just did that," Kakuzu said, smiling under his mask.
"Shut the fuck up Kakuzu," Konan growled, glaring at him.
"S-sorry Konan-sama," Kakuzu stuttered, taking a step back. Pain and Konan went to Itachi's room.
"Everyone except Hidan out, now," Pain ordered.
"It's my room," Itachi muttered. The next thing he knew he was thrown out of the door. He ended up landing on Zetsu and activating Sharingan so the plant man didn't eat him.
With Konan, Pain, and Hidan
"Hidan, dear, what you heard hopefully won't scar you," Pain began, but got hit in the head by Konan.
"What he means to say is, it's normal for adults to do that kind of thing when they love each other. Are you alright?" Konan asked.
"Hell yeah, I know what sex is," Hidan said sleepily, rubbing one eye and yawning. Konan and Pain looked surprised at this, wasn't he losing his adult brain?
"It must be how tired he is," Pain murmured. Suddenly the door opened and Itachi trudged in, he lifted Hidan up, gave him to Deidara, and went to sleep in his bed. Pain and Konan just stared at him then at each other. They shrugged and went back to bed.
Everyone followed their example. Hidan still got to sleep with Deidara, yay!
2 weeks later
Everyone sat in silence, staring at Konan and Pain.
"D-did you just say you're taking Hidan's stuff from him?" Kakuzu managed to ask.
"Yes, he could hurt himself with some of it," Konan stated.
"Don't take my teddy!" Hidan whimpered, clutching his bear closer. "These assholes better not take my stuff, I'll fucking sacrifice them all," Hidan thought angrily.
"Hidan, calm down. We're only taking the objects that could hurt you, such as your scythe, kunai, knives, any blades, poisons, pretty much anything sharp, etc," Pain stated, patting the small Jashinist on the back.
"A-alright," Hidan sniffled, letting his grip on the bear loosen slightly. The Akatsuki went to work cleaning up Hidan's room and putting way the weapons and things of theirs that could hurt him. Currently Hidan was with Sasori, watching him clean and playing with his teddy.
"Are you having fun un?" Deidara asked, coming into Sasori's room and squatting down in front of Hidan, ruffling his hair.
"Why are you here, brat?" Sasori sighed, looking at Deidara.
"To see Hidan un," Deidara said smiling. "He's gotten so different and nicer since he's turned little, yeah!" he chirped.
"SASORI, DEIDARA HELP ME!" Kisame yelled, obviously panicking.
"WHAT'S WRONG UN?" Deidara yelled back, annoyed.
"I'M DROWNING IN MY CLOSET, HELP!" Kisame yelled back, his voice getting weaker.
"YOU'RE A SHARK UN!" Deidara screamed back.
"IT'S NOT WATER! IT'S JUNK THAT'S CRUSHING ME! HELP! NO ONE ELSE WILL SAVE ME; YOU TWO ARE MY LAST DAMN HOPE! SO GET THE FUCK IN HERE," Kisame yelled.
"We'll be right back, stay here," Sasori commanded Hidan, rushing out of the room with Deidara to save the shark man.
"HURRY AND SAVE FISHY-SAN!" Hidan called after them. He continued playing with his teddy bear, until someone walked in the room, took it, and left. Hidan started to 'cry' but he stayed in the room like he was supposed too.
