The Current Situation

The reds, and blues stood looking around trying to find the source of the voice, while Ruby stayed still petrified, with a thousand yard stare.

"Hey! It sounds like Wash!" Caboose said not quite understanding the situation.

"No it doesn't you idiot, now shut up." Church told him as he appeared over Tucker's shoulder. "Ok Ozpin! What do you mean we have been 'summoned'?"

"Hmm… perhaps it was to be expected that you would not figure it out on your own." Ozpin said with obvious disappointment. "Well i'll tell you, but first… why do you think you're here?"

The reds, and blues all looked at Grif who with a sigh answered Ozpin's question. "It does seem to be one of life's greatest mysteries."

"I had a feeling you might say that" Ozpin said enjoying himself. "Now the reason you are here is, because of Ruby."

Ruby snapped back to attention, hearing her name, while the reds, and blues looked directly at her. Besides Caboose their gazes were unwavering.

"As i'm sure you're aware Remnant is in a-" Ozpin was quickly cut off by the shout of the two teams of colored soldiers all yelling nonsense, which inevitably turned into gibberish.

Ozpin coughed loudly to catch the attention of the Blood Gulchers, but were speaking to loudly to hear him, and Ruby had joined the fray as she started to ironically yell at them to stop yelling.

"Could I please have your attention?" Ozpin asked before being completely ignored. He sighed before stopping the reds, blues, and Ruby in their tracks. "Ok so before I go any further I will explain the situation at hand."

Ozpin cleared his throat, and started to explain things. "So first I will tell you of our planet Remnant's condition. We are deep in a civil war. Vale where we are now is home of two armies. The White Fang, led by Cinder Fall, and The Hunters which are a handful of fighting academies training fighters to stand against the White Fang."

"Okay now that I have your attention you are free to ask questions." Ozpin said believing that they had calmed down, and they had except for Grif.

"That is the gayest name ever!" Grif yelled. "Where'd you get it your latest D&D session!"

"Excuse me?" Ozpin asked not understanding the orange soldier's outburst.

"The Hunters. That is a stupid name" Grif said breaking down every syllable.

"You wanna say that again?" Ruby said looking over at him with a glare.

"That… is...a...stupid...name, do you want me to say it slower?" Grif said putting a pause between each word.

Ruby responded by pulling out Crescent Rose, and firing single round at his chest. He was sent flying across the room, and slammed into Tony knocking both of them over.

"Te merecías que/You deserved that" Lopez said turning himself to look at the collision.

"Your right Lopez! Get her!" Donut said yelling his battle cry along with all of the others.

"Yeah lets make her pay for doing that!" Simmons shouted.

"No we shouldn't do this!" Doc with O'malley cutting him off. "Let's make a wardrobe out of her, and not any of those cheap Ikea one, like something you'd see in Narnia!"

"That's disgusting." Church said looking at Doc.

"Call it what you want I call it a bold design choice, that would really make the base stand out." O'Malley said before realizing what he said and gagging at it. "What have I become?"

"Man how ironic" Caboose said which caught everybody's attention.

5 hours later

"Okay so we all agree, Cabooses earlier statement IS in fact ironic." Church said.

"Huh, guess there's a first time for everything" Tucker said

"OKAY." Ozpin said quickly before another conversation could be started. "Miss Rose wished you all here so that you could help us stop our war. Before you say that you won't help you are not allowed to leave until our war is ended. Ruby you can trust these people. Reds, and Blues you can trust Ruby. I will see you all INDIVIDUALLY soon."

And like that the whole world sped up, and everything was moving again, and all the people of the audience looked over at Ruby only not to see her.

Okay to explain my absence is I got grounded. Also the reason the chapter is so short is I want this to sort of be like chapters, and another chapter will be up in a couple of days. So just to make this disclaimer that I have not made in a while, I do not own RWBY or RVB Rooster Teeth does.