Author's note: I don't own the songs on here or Hetalia!


Song: Don't Talk to Stranger

By: Hedley

For A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian, because she has been awesome! She' more awesome then Prussia!

Prussia: There is no way she's more awesome!

Me: Shut up!

Character/Pairing: America/Fem!England there will be Canada and Fem!France, he's the mom! LOL!


She was a bottle blonde

She had her 7's on

When I think about it now

Just a cougar on the prowl

She was hotter then hell

Had me under her spell

Got that ass doin yoga

Did't care that she's older

She was a hot blond. She had on skinny jeans on. A cougar on the prowl. She was fucking hot, how could I not be under her spell. You could tell she was doing yoga. I didn't give a fuck if she was older.

Got off the stage

Ended up at her place

We were burning up the bed

Fire needed to be fed

Mornin sun hit her face

Maggie May showed her age

And I remember what my Mama said

After our band was done playing, I said by to Kiku, the guy on the bass, Ivan, he was on drums, and Yao, a Chinese guy who was on another guitar, I sang. I walked over to her, I had my best smile on.

"Hey." I said to her. She took a sip of her drink and looked up. Her eyes where a bright green.

"Hello." She said, hm…an English accent, sexy. Soon, we ended up at her place. By the morning, I saw how much older she was, she could be my MOM! But damn is she good in bed.

My mom always said-

Flashback

"Alfred, never talk to strangers." She said, she would speak in French, but I can't speak it. Which makes mama sad.

"But mama, what if they have candy? Or hamburgers?!" I asked. She hit her hand to her head.

"Non, you will not talk to strangers."

Be of Flashback.

Don't talk to strangers

Don't do all your thinking with your little head

Like mama said, just like mama said

My mama said

Don't talk to strangers

Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead

Like mama said, just like Mama said

My mama said

She likes em nice and young

She likes em fresh and hungry

Got that fire in her eye

Lets you try her on for size

Show you a trick or two

To teach you something new

Full of bacardi and botox

She's fourty and so hot

The light of the day

Had somethin different to say

My head started to spin

When I saw her son walkin in

I'll bet he felt like a fool

Cuz I knew him from school

And I remember what my Mama said

She did teach me some new tricks. She said she forty. Then, her son walked in.

"Mom, have you seen k-ALFRED!" Oh my God, I slept with Matthew Williams mom! He was one of the smartest kids in school. People always thought we where twins!

"Um….Hey Matt." I said.

"Dear, your dog is in the back yard." Alice said.

Don't talk to strangers

Don't do all your thinking with your little head

Like mama said, just like mama said

My mama said

Don't talk to strangers

Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead

Like mama said, just like Mama said

My mama said

Hey pretty lady it's crazy

You're almost twice my age

I wanna dance on your body

The way I shake it on stage

Hey pretty lady it's crazy

You're almost twice my age

I wanna dance on your body

The way I shake it on stage

Hey pretty lady it's crazy

You're almost twice my age

I wanna dance on your body

The way I shake it on stage

Hey pretty lady it's crazy

You're almost twice my age

I wanna dance on your body

The way I shake it on stage

Don't talk to strangers

Don't do all the thinkin with your little head

Don't talk to strangers

Don't do all your thinking with your little head

Like mama said, just like mama said

My mama said

Don't talk to strangers

Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead

Like mama said, just like Mama said

My mama said

"What did I tell you mon cher, don't talk to strangers! Pour écrier fort!" (For crying out loud)


Thank you.