Author's note: I don't own the songs on here or Hetalia!
Song: Don't Talk to Stranger
By: Hedley
For A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian, because she has been awesome! She' more awesome then Prussia!
Prussia: There is no way she's more awesome!
Me: Shut up!
Character/Pairing: America/Fem!England there will be Canada and Fem!France, he's the mom! LOL!
She was a bottle blonde
She had her 7's on
When I think about it now
Just a cougar on the prowl
She was hotter then hell
Had me under her spell
Got that ass doin yoga
Did't care that she's older
She was a hot blond. She had on skinny jeans on. A cougar on the prowl. She was fucking hot, how could I not be under her spell. You could tell she was doing yoga. I didn't give a fuck if she was older.
Got off the stage
Ended up at her place
We were burning up the bed
Fire needed to be fed
Mornin sun hit her face
Maggie May showed her age
And I remember what my Mama said
After our band was done playing, I said by to Kiku, the guy on the bass, Ivan, he was on drums, and Yao, a Chinese guy who was on another guitar, I sang. I walked over to her, I had my best smile on.
"Hey." I said to her. She took a sip of her drink and looked up. Her eyes where a bright green.
"Hello." She said, hm…an English accent, sexy. Soon, we ended up at her place. By the morning, I saw how much older she was, she could be my MOM! But damn is she good in bed.
My mom always said-
Flashback
"Alfred, never talk to strangers." She said, she would speak in French, but I can't speak it. Which makes mama sad.
"But mama, what if they have candy? Or hamburgers?!" I asked. She hit her hand to her head.
"Non, you will not talk to strangers."
Be of Flashback.
Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said
She likes em nice and young
She likes em fresh and hungry
Got that fire in her eye
Lets you try her on for size
Show you a trick or two
To teach you something new
Full of bacardi and botox
She's fourty and so hot
The light of the day
Had somethin different to say
My head started to spin
When I saw her son walkin in
I'll bet he felt like a fool
Cuz I knew him from school
And I remember what my Mama said
She did teach me some new tricks. She said she forty. Then, her son walked in.
"Mom, have you seen k-ALFRED!" Oh my God, I slept with Matthew Williams mom! He was one of the smartest kids in school. People always thought we where twins!
"Um….Hey Matt." I said.
"Dear, your dog is in the back yard." Alice said.
Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Hey pretty lady it's crazy
You're almost twice my age
I wanna dance on your body
The way I shake it on stage
Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all the thinkin with your little head
Don't talk to strangers
Don't do all your thinking with your little head
Like mama said, just like mama said
My mama said
Don't talk to strangers
Just wrap it up so you don't wind up dead
Like mama said, just like Mama said
My mama said
"What did I tell you mon cher, don't talk to strangers! Pour écrier fort!" (For crying out loud)
Thank you.
