Hey folks! It's the second Sunday in Advent and only 15/16 days until Christmas! (I feel like a newsreader... xD)

Don't have anything important to say, so righton with the story! Enjoy!

Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy), OOCness, fluff

Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto of course, and minor Sakura/Lee, Kakashi/Iruka and Shikamaru/Temari

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


9. Tinsel

"Oh Christmas tree, oh Cristmas tree!" Naruto sang happily as he put ornaments on his tree, reaching as high as he could, until he just had the top star in his hands.

'Fck! How do I get it up there?' he thought, realizing he was too small. But soon he had an idea.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

He jumped on his clone's shoulders and put the star onto the tip. He would have preferred Sasuke to help him, but he was out for shopping, so it was no option.

After he had put the star on, he jumped off his Bunshin and they made a few steps back to examine their work.

"Not bad, isn't it?" the one Naruto said, looking at his doppelganger, who cocked his head.

"Aren't there any tinsel-garlands?" the Naruto number 2 asked, going to the black-orange box and shuffling through it.

"Huh? Why?" the first Naruto said curiously.

"I like them!" the second squealed and took the meter-long, bright orange garland out and held it above his head.

"Why do you like them? They're itchy! I thought you were my copy?"

The one with the garland shrugged and put it around his neck like a necklace.

"They're fun to play with. Do I look pretty?" he asked, battering his eyelashes.

The other Naruto blinked, and burst out laughing.

"Oh my God!" he tried to say between laughing and gasping for air, "You look so gay!"

The Garland!Naruto pouted.

"Maybe it's because we are gay, sweetie," he said in the gayest voice he could do and grinned at his counterpart rolling on the floor laughing and holding his tummy.

"Oh my god! You're killing me!" he screamed when he could get some air again and latched onto the other, straddling him. He took the garland and playfully strangled him.

Now both were roaring with laughter and didn't notice the person entering the room and leaning against the door frame.

"Very kinky, dobe, can I join?"

Both Narutos turned around and saw Sasuke smirking at them, hands in his pants pockets. The Narutos looked at each other and grinned.

They jumped up and latched onto both of Sasuke's arms, sandwiching him.

"Why, of course you can join, hottie!" one of them purred into Sasukes ear and licked it, while the other attached himself to Sasuke's neck.

Sasuke immediately fainted from blood loss.


Oh my, a threesome! I love those where Naruto uses his Bunshins! I know I'm a bad, bad perv... ::goes into a corner and cries::

Anyway, till tomorrow! Reviews make me happy!::gives puppy eyes::