The secret to a healthy relationship was trust and understanding. Another secret would be to remember that every relationship comes with its healthy amount of fights. One or two every so often being the minimum, or at least for some couples it was. For Buzz and Jessie though, Nothing Fights did not count as a fight. So the more of those they had, the more they didn't count. That was until Woody started keeping count.
It was a relatively quiet day in Bonnie's bedroom. With Bonnie spending the weekend at her grandma's house, all of the toys had migrated downstairs to have a movie night. Well, all except for Buzz and Jessie, who had stayed behind to finish up a conversation they had been having all afternoon, not that anyone had really bothered to listen in to what it was about. As soon as the others left however, that fight began to escalate quite a bit.
"It IS stupid!" Buzz shot back, poking the woman's arm as he spoke.
"No, it makes perfect sense!" Jessie spat back, poking him just as much, punctuating every word that she spoke.
"What!? A peanut makes more sense than it does!" Buzz shot back, flailing his arms around above his head in an overly dramatic way that he saved souly for times like this.
"You're a peanut!" Jessie shouted back, attempting to make an insult.
At that moment, Woody, Dolly, and Chrissy entered the room and watch the feuding couple. Woody sighed heavily, and quickly handed Chrissy to Dolly, and rushed to break up the augment or at least find out what it was about. From what he heard, it was probably about Jessie's theory about a monkey mowing a lawn again, or something like that. At most it was more than likely the monkey with a typewriter bit again. Which ever, he was going to find out soon enough.
"Guys, stop yelling!" Woody called as he approached the couple. "We can hear you all the way downstairs."
The two stopped yelling instantly and turned to face Woody. Both looked fairly curious as to what the other had to say to them. Calmly, Woody folded his hands and looked between the two before speaking to them.
"There. Now can you two calmly tell me what all the yelling was about?" Woody asked in a calm but still curious and somewhat annoyed tone.
"We were arguing about whether or not our argument was stupid." Both Buzz and Jessie answered in unison.
Woody smiled softly and dropped his hands. Oh, of course! He should have known by now that THAT was what they were yelling about. With a huff, he turned on his heels and went to leave the room.
"Very well, you may proceed then." He said in a calm tone as he took the two other toys and left the room.
"Thank you- Anyway." Jessie smiled until she turned back to the other toy and began to poke him again. "It makes sense!"
They would go back and forth like that for a little while longer, and then would eventually just forget what they were arguing about, make up, and then go back downstairs with the others. Yeah, that was how it usually went.
