Interview with the Fushigi Yuugi cast

By: Black Michaelis


B.N: Halu halu minnasan! I'm sorry for not updating regularly. But I promise I WILL update regularly when this month ends. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this special!


Special 1: Suboshi and Miaka's Date Dare

Patience,

Wearing,

Thin.

I took a deep breath and closed my eyes to let my mind relax, fighting the urge to punch a random passerby's face. You can do this Suboshi! You've been through so many things already and this is nothing okay? Just think of happy thoughts… Yes that's right happy thoughts. Yeah.. my little ponies.

Then a smirking Host appeared in my head.

"DAMN HER!" I yelled as I slammed my fist on the table in frustration, which caught some random people's attention. I glared at the people who were staring at me then they immediately went back to their own business.

"D-daijobu d-desu ka?" Miaka asked worriedly. I nodded and looked away, since she doesn't want to feel my wrath by asking a question again, she just kept quiet. With a still smug look on my face, I remembered what happened last, last night.


((Flashback: After the Interview; backstage))

With a gleam of annoyance in her crimson eyes she spoke, "Suboshi, if you won't do this dare, I guess I have to force you."

" Heh," I smirked mockingly "As if you can. You can NEVER put up against me. You're just a plain woman who's hobby is to rape people."

Smirking, she wasn't even affected by my words "You don't know me well Mr. Shunkaku Bu. You don't know who you are up against. And challenging me would be your WORST decision you have ever made."

"You can't win against me! You're just a person who exists in story!"

She raised an eyebrow "You shouldn't be talking."

I glared at her as I looked for my double meteor bell, which is taking a whole lot to look for. I creased my eyebrows as I continued my search. Then the realization hit me,

It… it was gone…

My eyes widened as I frantically looked for my weapons. My weapons! My weapons! Where have they gone? As tried to look for my weapons in every possible places (butt cracks are acceptable because you'll never know.. they might be there). Then I looked at the Host who was just standing there (like a boss) smirking at me, her eyes glowing in an eerie way that sent chills down my spine.

Before I could react or do my karate chop, she pushed me against the wall and trapped me between her arms and I was back to back with the wall. She licked her lips hungrily and gave me the "I will rape the hell oughta you, you fucking virgin" look. Then, another realization hit me,

This woman is the boss of all rapists.

She tilted her head and played with a strand of my hair (I couldn't stop her because her body was really pressed against me ((I could feel her chest)) and if I raised a hand I might touch her in some parts of her body that shouldn't be touched and she might like it and it's the end of my virgin life) she spoke "As my motto goes: I shall rape all hot guys in the face of the Earth. And NEVER underestimate me 'cause if you do.." her smile widened "I shall take your virginity tonight." She tucked some of the strands behind my ear and continued to talk "If I can't even do simple things like taking your weapons from you, what kind of molester would I be?" That's why! Now I got it! During lunch time, I was talking to my manager through my phone when I felt someone running their hands on my hips and waist, which crept me out, but I just ignored it.

Before I could figure out what she's going to do, a handkerchief covered my nose and inhaled something that somehow made everything go around, move in slow motion and all of a sudden, everything turned pitch black.


A sudden feeling of itch in my butt caused me to stir in my sleep. With my left hand I tried to reach it down to scratch it but somehow, someone or something is stopping me. I tried to open my heavy eyelids and took a deep breath, finally trying to register what's happening. When my vision started to clear, I blinked repeatedly and noticed that I was in a dark room. When I looked at my sides, my wrists are tightly tied and when I looked down, the same goes to my feet. I was back to back with a cold cement stone and everything is just… I don't know how to explain. Ahead of me, I saw a slightly opened door, the other side of the door is also dark and… what's that? Something red is glowing in between the crack of the door. I started to freak out "What the fuck is that?" I shrieked as I struggle between the bonds that was holding me. Then the red light moved and there was another one "Holy crap. Where the hell am I?" It started to move closer… and closer. I was so freaked out that I think I wet myself and screamed in a high pitch voice that will wake your great grand mother from the dead. You might be asking, why are you so out of character? Well, let me tell you,

HEEEELLLLOOOOO? There's a freaking grudge there at the door just wanting to watch me piss at myself before it pulls my eyes out and eat my brains – stupid zombie movies.

So while I screamed there and humiliating myself, I heard a cackle. I stopped and opened my teary eyes, guess who was it? If any of you answered it was Tomo, well, you got it wrong. It was the one and only, The Host. If I was not tied or at least have my weapons, I will cut her into tiny little pieces and make her a human sausage and sell her on eBay.

She stopped and crossed her arms, smiling "You're finally awake."

I rolled my eyes "Nah, I'm still asleep!" the corners of her lips and her eye twitched, a vein mark popping in her forehead. Ha! Take that you… you…. Uggh, ran out of names. But then, her molester smile appeared again. The door opened once again and this time, I turned blue at the sight of the person.

An old woman, maybe on her 70s or 80s, walked in wearing a black leathered, very revealing corset and a g-string. It was the most revolting, disgusting, repelling, sickening, repulsive (and many other synonyms to disgust) sight I've ever seen that turned my stomach and empty its contents. It's like a wrinkle that grew a face, arms and legs. She has wrinkles EVERYWHERE, fats, long boobs that resembled an eggplant, and it's just DISTURBING ALRIGHT! If you guys can't imagine what I'm seeing, just imagine Taiitsukun in a corset and a g-string. Now, meditate on that image until you puke and die.

Are you dead?

"What's that fat old woman doing here?" I asked the smirking Host. Oh how I wished Tasuki was here and share this moment with me. But APPARENTLY, some oh-so-kind author dared me. Are you happy now? When I see you, I SWEAR! I'll turn you into a human sausage like the Host and sell you on eBay!

The Host, who was still smirking (let's see if you can still smirk if I turn you into a sausage!), she answered, "Oh, she's just going to take your virginity that's all!~" Tha-that's… all? THAT'S ALL? You've got to be kidding me! My jaw dropped to the ground and all the color drained from my face. For all this time, my virginity will be taken by a wrinkled old woman. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME? FUUUUUUUUUUUUU– *meme face*

"Hello sweetheart~" the old woman greeted as she walked closer. I pulled on my strings again to get the fuck out of here, but with no avail. I squirmed and continued to tug on them. I need to run away from here! I don't want to end up like this! "Stay the hell away from me you pedo-whale! AAAWWWAAAAYYYY!" I yelled and I could feel tears form in my eyes.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Now, now, don't be such a naughty boy and just enjoy the ride!~" she reached me and lifted up my shirt and started to caress my abdomen. YUCK! For the second time, I pissed on myself again. Her hand went down to my zipper, don't you DARE open that! I didn't even get aroused or anything!

I saw the Host turned her heel and waved back "Well now, I should be leaving. Do enjoy while I continue my quest to bed Sebastian for the 1,999th attempt time! Ja~~" she can't leave me here!

Before she could make her exit, I spoke "Fine I'll do it! I'll do the dare! Just get this old hag away from me! PLEASE! I'm begging you!" I would rather choose to get beat up by a raging Tamahome than to be a helpless boy who lost his virginity to an old hag.

The Host tuned her head and had a look of disappointment. "Well, that was fast." She said disappointingly as she turned her whole body facing me.

She waved at the woman to leave and close the door. She then walked towards me and stopped at my helpless figure. Just then, I realized that she didn't wear her glasses or her red contacts. I was trapped in her azure blue eyes and I couldn't tear my eyes off it. She had a perfect face shape and a cute nose too~ and– hold on? What am I thinking? Okay, maybe she's kiiiiiindaaa.. cute but, Lady Yui has already captured my heart.

"Suboshi! Are you listening to me? Don't space out on me boy!" she yelled in a stern voice, eyebrows furrowed. Aaaahhhhh… that voice, like a wonderful melody in my ea – WHAT THE HELL?

She looked at me and waited for an answer. "Y-yeeeesssssnoooooooo…?" I stuttered. The Host rolled her eyes and reached down to untie my legs, then she reached up to untie my wrist. Once I was freed and realized that I was a bit far off the ground, I fell. I fell on top of the Host. Our faces are only inches away and she was murmuring something like "…should have made the old woman untie you instead of me so it would be more fun…" something like that, but I didn't really care at the moment.

She stared at me with her poker face, after a few moments, her smirk found its way back to her lips. "You're falling in love with me, aren't cha?" I blinked repeatedly, registering her words. When I realized what it meant, heat ran up to my cheeks and moved away from her.

"Wha-what made you think that? Whore?" She just laughed evilly.

((End of flashback))


"Su-Suboshi… d-daijobu desu k-ka?" Miaka spoke, cutting my train of thought. I gave her a nod. "You finish now?" I asked. She nodded happily and I sighed. I took my last sip of my iced tea while Miaka finished her food (which was the whole menu). I didn't really care, I just want this damn date to be finished and go see the Ho – I-I mean go get my weapons back.

I paid our bill and got out of the coffee shop. I walked with my hands on my pocket jeans, what to do next? I then asked the girl walking beside me, "You wanna eat?" I asked, since she loves to eat, why don't I just feed her and feed her until she explodes and sell her remains on eBay?

She looked at me with confusion and tilted her head "Didn't we just eat at the coffee shop?" She asked.

I shrugged "Where do you wanna go?"

She came to her thinking position, "How about we go to the park near the lake?"

Oh that soft raven hair… That soft white looking skin.. Those eyes of hers, so pretty!

"Suboshi! There's a – "

Dooooiiiiiiinnnnkkkkkkkk….

Before I could snap out of my thoughts, it was already too late to react and I hit my head to the hard steel pole on the side of the sidewalk. The pain immediately shot up to my forehead, causing it to swollen.

Anyway, we continued walking with a large ice cream scoop looking bump on my forehead when we saw a parked ice cream van. We walked to it and stood there, looking at the menu.

"What do you want Miaka?"

"Strawberry please!"

I called the vendor's attention "Can we have a triple scoop strawberry and two scoops for mint, please." The vendor nodded, getting out orders.

When he finished and handed it out to us, he spoke "Why do you want more ice cream? Isn't that scoop of ice cream on your forehad good enough for you?" he said jokingly, but I didn't get any humor out of it.

Old man, you've just added yourself to my "To-Sausage list" and prepare to be sold in eBay. I showed a forced fake smile "I'll tear you to pieces you old fag." I told him threatingly, still smiling. The old man gulped and laughed nervously as we walked off, eating our ice cream. If only I had my weapons! That Host! *sigh*

"Look Suboshi! There's the park I'm telling you about!"

"Shut up Miaka. I'm fantasizing right now…"

"You're what?"

I blinked and snapped out of my thoughts "Huh? Wha-what? Oh! Is that the park? Okay, let's go there now." She seemed to have forgotten her question and nodded happily. Phew! That was close! Ugghh! That Host is corrupting my mind!

We made it on the park, sat down on the swing and watched as the sun goes down in front of us. There was a silence between us, but both of us didn't mind and eat our ice cream. I felt the warm touch of the setting sun. The scenery before me gave me a peace of mind and let it rest from all the crazy things that's been bugging my head.

"Hey Suboshi,"

"Hm?"

"You still have feelings for Yui, right?"

"Of course I do." Which is very complicated right now. Please, all thank the Host for this.

"Oh, hm. I'm happy to know that many people loves her. But, do you still believe that she would return your feelings?" Okay, that did hurt. Like hitting me with a baseball bat in the rear. I-I do love her but.. now, reality is hitting me pretty hard. "Maybe. Maybe I'm still waiting for her."

"But, she has Tetsuya now and… what would you do"

I torn my gaze from the sun and looked at her with my eyebrow raised "Why are you asking me this?"

"I'm just asking because… I'm concerned."

I gave out a sigh. Honestly, I don't know what to do. I looked up and realized that it's getting dark. So I told Miaka that we should get home.

As we walked, Miaka's words played in my mind, which is honestly getting annoying and it's kicking my nerves. But she's right. Am I still believing and waiting for Yui to love me back?"

"Suboshi?"

Shut up Miaka! I'm trying to talk to myself now okay? I said mentally as I I continued to reflect in my love life. Am I going to be like this for the rest of my life? Am I going to wait for Yui? Is my love for her that strong?

"Suboshi…!"

"Suboshi!"

Before I knew it, I heard loud screeching of tires and I was hit by a car. I flew and landed on such a big impact that I though it was the end of me. I heard people's yells and murmurs and of course, Miaka's voice.

Miaka was on the phone "Moshi moshi? 911! 911!" she yelled over the phone. Then, everything turned pitch black.


I opened my eyes and saw two ruby eyes staring back at mine. Where am I? When my vision cleared, I was in a room (I think I'm in the hospital) and the Host sitting on the bed, looking at me.

"You okay now?" she asked.

"Ho-Host?"

"Yep!" she did a peace sign "And you don't have to call me that, just call me Abby okay? So, how are you feeling? All good?"

"I-I think so… it's just that my head hurts."

"You want Panadol?"

"Panadol? This isn't a headache you moro – "

"Ahahahahaha! Jeez! I'm just kidding! Do you have menstruation today?' I just strared at her blankly as she rolled her eyes.

"Dude, I'm just making you laugh."

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm here Mr. Hothead, to guard you and keep you some company."

"Where's Miaka? How about my brother and Lady Yui?"

"Well, Miaka's at home taking a rest, your brother is coming later and Yui is still asleep."

"Oh." I glanced up and it's… 2:00 am? "Aren't you suppose to be at home sleeping?"

The Host blinked and tilted her head "I heard about what happened so I came and besides, no one's gonna look after you."

"I don't need a babysitter. Especially a raping babysitter"

The Host made a hurt face "How rude! Anyway, I brought you some cookies!" she gave me a wonderfully-decorated box and smiled like a maniac. I looked at it cautiously, it might be poisonous.

"No worries bro! This is banana flavoured cookies! For proteins!"

I then raised an eyebrow, suspicious "Why are you so kind and shit?"

"Hoy! It doesn't mean that I'm a rapist that im a bad person!" Uh huh, right. "Even though I'm mean, I still do care about other people's wellbeing when they are seriously hurt, yah know!"

"…right.."

"You hungry?"

"Kinda. I only consumed iced tea and ice cream today – I mean yesterday."

The host stood up and walked to the door "Be right back!" then she left.

Well, it's 2:00 in the morning so it's understandable. But why would a selfish, maniac, bully, perverted woman be here? I picked the box and pulled out the lid. There and behold, the most perfect looking cookies I've ever seen. I picked one and the aroma smells yummy. There were banana chip bits mixed with the dough and chocolate ran across the top. I opened my mouth and took a bite, I think I've just tasted the best cookies EVER! I felt so light and forgot about the pain I'm feeling.

The door opened and the Host entered carrying a tray of hot bowl of soup and sat back down to the bed. She smiled "You like them?"

I nodded repeatedly, while I continued munching "They're the BEST! Where did you buy them?"

She laughed "I didn't buy it! I made it you dummy!"

That made me stop and looked at her with shock wide eyes "Y-you made this? Whe-when? H-how?"

She stirred the soup, while looking at it, she answered "Well, yes I made it. I baked them this morning." She looked at me and shoved the spoonful of soup in my mouth.

I quickly swallowed it and yelled "Hey! Don't shove the food while it's still hot!" Wait, hot? It didn't even burned my tongue. She just smiled and continued feeding me. I felt my cheeks warmed up. Oh great.

I looked away and silently sat there in the bed. She might be mean and bitch but, she does care for other people. She came here very early in the morning for me and even baked me some cookies and even feeding me now.

I think maybe, I'll stop waiting for Yui for awhile and take a look around. Maybe she isn't the girl for me after all? There maybe someone there for me, waiting. And I think I found her.

And yes, I think I'm falling in love with the Host.

!


((Host POV))

I continued to feed him, showing him a warm smile. This is the least i could do after running over him yesterday with my car. It wasn't my fault! There was a hot guy on the street and I couldn't refuse to look at him instead of looking at the road! Come on! I would rather want to look at a hot guy than an unattractive grey cement and the backs of the car! and besides, Suboshi just came out of nowhere.. So... it's half the hot guy's fault and the other half for Suboshi for being a dumbass and it's entirely nothing for me.


B.N: You bad Host! You were the one who pwned Suboshi with your car! Bad Girl! I hope you liked this special chapter and somehow made you laugh and all. Please do tell this to your friends and all. I'm sorry if i made a mistake. 'cause I was so sleepy that my eyes crossed while typing this. I'll just edit them when i have deh time.

There would be an Easter special coming soon. And please do keep an eye on my deviantart account (SilverRain02) 'cause I'm uploading the Host's drawing soon!

Please review or else I'll call the old woman, I named her Helga.